Being Chased By A Killer Lapdog!

You satisfyingly smiled at all their gaping mouths and bulging eyes, not to mention some of the girls started to flip their shit so hard that they began to faint, so that was a funny sight.

Oh yes, you were THAT good~

Your smile was extra wide when Luffy started to softly giggle and point out the two jerks in the back of the class, and you didn't even regret swinging your head over there and giving them a cocky smile reeking of arrogance.

Holy shit was the sight something to behold, Kidd looked like he just witnessed a flipping murder with wide, almost spooked looking eyes with his jaw almost down to his abs, Killer on the other hand was what you were really looking at and laughing.

He was so shocked, that at the angle he was at you could see his eyes from under all those bangs, they were a shiny emerald green..but that was all you were able to see clearly, and his jaw was just as agape as his buddy.

It was just too damn good, "...PFFFFHHH-(UR UNIQUE LAUGH)!!"

You fell flat on your rear end without even leaving the stage as you giggled in mirth at their shocked expressions, god humans could pull off the most stupidest shit.

To your suprise, Law cracked a grin as well and joined you on the floor as he desprately gripped his gut in painful laughter, Luffy smiled down at you two and quickly joined in on the now made laughing fest.

Before Mister Brook could even utter a word of congratulations, the second final bell rang through out the school, signaling for last period to begin.

The three of you quickly got up and scrambled out of the room before you were possibly flocked by questions, date offers and compliments.

Law hummed in delight as you and Luffy walked in front with joined arms and started to sing a silly song of victory and about stupid people all around the world.

The yet-to-be doctor has neer felt so elated, because for the first time ever, they've been able to put Eustass right in his place, right underneath their awesome brilliance.

And boy would he be lying through his damn teeth if he said it didn't feel hella good.

You and Luffy continued to sing as the words echoed through the half empty halls until a blood curdling screech made the three of you halt in your tracks, was there a freaking banshee haunting this place!?

"SEIZE THOSE NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'Seize?' Was your first thought, like who in the actual hell says 'seize' anymore? When were they? Medieval times?

But you immediately regretted not taking those words deadly seriously when you turned around to see a very pissed off Kidd at the end of the hall with a very fast Killer catching up to you guys and coming at you like a panther.

You felt a tug on both your arms as both Luffy and Law lifted you up and made a mad dash for it, "RUN!!!!!" Those words began the ever so comedic chase of mouses and cat...

Anime tears started to roll down your cheeks nonstop, along with the high pitched shrieks of terror escaping your mouth, but you didn't dare do anything that would knock you out of their hands as the two manhandled you around the school to get away from the raging blond trying to hand you over to the even more raging redhead who no doubt had a hateful vendetta.

A tug here, a yoink there, a shove here, a push there, you started to feel like some life sized barbie doll with the way they were making you move in unatural positions and poses.

Luffy luckily caught sight of the school's biggest gym, it was one of those ones with at least five doors of escape if you count the backstage one, IT WAS PERFECT!

Then the teen tugged really hard on your arm causing you to hiss out a bit in shock more than pain and bolted in the direction of the thick, heavy metal door.

Law quickly caught onto his clever plan, but you were still too busy focusing on the psycho who was gradually and effectively gaining up on you.

But then the most absolutely unbelievable thing happened, the two actually kicked open the door, ran into the middle of the gymnasium and let you go, making you plop down right in the smack dab center.

"What are you two doing!?" You hissed in mortification.

Law caught sight of the blond sprinting into the room in the same manner they had with a very pissed sneer locked on his mug, but with his sharp eyesight, dispite all of the students swarming the gym he quickly spotted the three of you with a very unsettling grin.

The younger raven swiftly hoisted you up on your feet and ran off by himself towards the stage while Luffy went for the guy's changing room, both excitedly shouting, "SPLIT UP!!"

Without time to think, you hurriedly ran through the closest door and ran off refusing to stop to see if he followed you...but you really didn't have to anyway.

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE TRICKSTER!!!!" Anime tears started to fall down your face again, 'WHY THE HELL DID HE FOLLOW ME!?!?!? TO WHICHEVER GOD I INSULTED UP THERE SCREW YOU!!!"

You gave the whole world a huge mental middle finger when it decided to just slap another problem in your face...

He chased you all the way to the top floor (4th) and right into an empty, unused classroom in the abandoned area of the school...and there was only one way out...which he was blocking.

..WELL SHIT.

Killer growled as he slowly walked into the room and agonizingly closed the door as it eerily creaked shut, surely signifying some bad omens to come forth from the shadows.

The sound of a lock being placed surely spelt your doom...that and all the phantoms that started to appear and evilly grin at the looks of your eminent destruction.

Like a feline beast of death, he stealthily stepped towards you as if he didn't want to fright you into a hearty resistance for the sake of his lithe form to stay untarnished.

Your panicked wild (E/C) eyes desperately searched the room until your eyes caught the windows...

You could use this..

Using what little wit you retained in the maddening moment of terrifying potential death, you slowly inched farther from the windows and Killer alike.

Once he was halfway across the room, you activated the ingenious plan.

You pulled a Papyrus.

Forming your arms into a diving position, and without hesitation you ran toward the windows, before he could even fully guess what you were up to, you jumped out of the window.

'CRASH!!!'

Yes people, you actually jumped out a four story window.

"EAT SHIT BITCH!!" You yelled over your shoulder, as you noticed how you were quickly getting closer to the ground you quickly pulled out the magical flower dust you got from that fairy named Makino.

Without a single thought you dumped the whole thing onto the ground below, where a bed of large golden flowers instantly formed out of thin air from the sparkling smoke to hopefully brake your life threatening fall.

(Yah yah I know! So cliche how our Chara falls into a golden flower patch (=_=)

Landing without a single thump to sound your fall, you silently layed in the flowers with a blank stare into the clear blue sky, they all softly scolded you within the gentle breeze but you didn't really pay attention...

Until you started to laugh uncontrollably.

"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

You stared back to the window you just crashed through and saw Killer's head poking out and staring down at you as if you should be in the nearby mental hospital..which you probably should.

His jaw was twice as wide as before, and you could clearly see his green eyes forming the emotions such as shock, mortification, great amounts of fear and utter confusion.

Before the blond could possibly jump down as well (he actually has common sense not to do that but you don't know that) you quickly took out your phone, took a pic at his befuddled face and ran all the way back home laughing.

HUMANS WERE HILARIOUS!!!

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