Chapter Four: The Rap Battle
Malcom's car was the first to reach the mall. Johnny and Lars got out of the car and decided to wait out but Johnny knew they'd have to go ahead as the heated make out session between Malcom and Tori wasn't going to stop any time soon.
The duo proceeded to walk but they stopped as soon as they saw Vanessa's car. They waited for a few seconds but only Jace and Vanessa walked out.
"Lemme guess, Malcom and Tori are making out aren't they?" Vanessa asked with no look of surprise on her face.
"Do you need an answer?" Johnny asked before the brunette laughed. "I'll see you guys later, remember... We meet up to eat before going back." Vanessa said before she and the trio went their separate ways.
Jace, Johnny and Lars walked to a store and found a big security guard standing there.
"Password?" the guard asked. "Blasphemous Gangsta." Jace told him. "Get in." he said before the trio entered.
Thing about this place is that it wasn't a store. Yes, it was an underground rap battle ring. The place was big and there were at least 50 people.
Lars was amazed but Johnny and Jace didn't share the same expression as Lars.
"Okay, three more rap battles, who wants to challenge?!!"
This wasn't for the faint of heart, rap battles were a serious thing and has been known to smash egos, kill a person's pride and to the extreme, be a cause of suicide.
Jace was the first to go up against someone. There, he was known as J-Sun. His opponent, Blade Face Sinner
"Okay we got a return of J-Sun and he's up against the Blade Face Sinner. Place your bets mother fuckers, shit's about to get real. DJ, spin that shit!!"
J-Sun
Oh, is it me? Here's my first issue,
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
But do you guys honestly think I'd screw this feud up
And lose to the dude who had his life screwed up?
Bullshit, that crack you took was a heavy hit
When I look at you, I see a steaming pile of shit
I'm one of a kind, you a nerd, won't stop ya
Jacking off to Solo having fun with Chewbacca.
I'm tight, you're mad baggy
I'm toned, you're so flappy
Homies mad that I dissed their clone daddy
Somebody ought ta shove a blade through his face
This guy's a living sin, oh wait, a disgrace
Blade Face Sinner
Good thing I keep tums with my crew son cause your style makes me so sick
And your bars are like your faggot punk Johnny, fucking basic
I'll clap this prick up if doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch who you calling clone?
You're a White Kong Ripoff
You stole Slim Shady's white
And Bieber's disses
You're nothing but a prick
Who loves his time with the misters
This little punk ass boy needs to go back to grade school
You're a lame, it's a shame, stop thinking that you're cool.
J-Sun
Oooo what's that? A Hello Kitty back pack
Well I guess be alright when a fucking toddler attacks
Presenting the most overrated character the readers ever saw
Had one little appearance and his last line was "aaaahhh"
Blade Face Sinner
My last line is good, it shows I get laid
You look like a virgin who got rejected everyday
Boy you're too dumb to see so get it through your head
Before I leave you with scars before you go back to bed.
J-Sun
Who you think is getting scarred?
I know you're hearing some voices
Still got imaginary friends
Who makes bad choices
Blade Face Sinner
You think your bars are hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've ditched the raps and walked back to apple cider
J-Sun
The coolest thing about you will never be mentioned
Got a shot at your sis, seven minutes in heaven
So don't talk about me cause you've got dick to say
Wrap your arms around Bobby and go far far away
Blade Face Sinner
I'm a legend you're a trend
You ain't got half the skills I got
I'll beat your ass with one eye closed
Call me Fetty Wap
All the hoes that you know, they like what I'm shakin'
They prefer my durasteel to your fucking turkey bacon
Now take a lesson from a pimp who's gets all the hoes
You're nothing but a punk, who loves YouTube videos
Everybody knows, your call yourself an ice bullet
Now run on back home before you have to lose it.
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"Oooooohhhh, damn. J-Sun, what happened back there?" the guy on the mic asked him.
Mad Mike asked the crowd and they favoured Blade Face Sinner making him the winner. Jace met up with Johnny and Lars and Johnny was laughing at Jace non-stop.
"Damn, Sonic, you got your ass roasted hard. I bet it even turned into charcoal the way it got roasted. Man you a punk."
"You're gonna be an even bigger fail Johnny. Just remember." Jace said as he was purely irritated.
"Okay we got Lightning Strike J going up against Double Trouble!!" Mad Mike yelled. "DJ, spin that shit!!"
Double Trouble
It's the Double D Trouble, you're messing with a real G
Look up bad ass lyric master, and you'll see me
Not like this ashy dope, looking like he went broke
Someone get this bum a vest to go with those blue shorts
Tall and I'm slender, all green
Bitch I make that
Scared of getting burned by the fire
Cause I spit that
It's the lyrical knight, close the door kill the lights
Boy I came for a win but I'll leave with your life
Lightning Strike J
Alright it's Big John, all the practice won't prepare you
For what I'm about to do to you when I tear through
All of your weak jabs, yes I am above those
Look in the mirror before dissing Lightning Strike's clothes
It's gangsta psychology with epic rap abilities
That means when I'm done you'll need three years of therapy
A rapping legend and feared beast among the streets
Bitches like you wouldn't last a second up in juvie
Double Trouble
Alright this clown's testing my patience
I need some kush meditation
Before I rip him into pieces with no hesitation
My rhymes are far above this poser's bad habits
I'm the king of the green just ask Maverick
Got that dragon and the drink now I'm feeling real swole now
You don't want the rag off when I throw down
This little street punk has no swag and no flow
I hate to do some time but this bitch has gotta go
Lightning Strike J
I don't need that goblin, you better find some shelter
I can make it rain, bitch why even bother
It's the Lightning Strike, hit my targets on the head
When I'm done, Double D Trouble will be dead
Things are heating up, I see you sweating like a sauna
I'll tap your momma's ass, you dirty little iguana
The only way this ends is with Double Trouble in a hearse
You'll get killed by these words if not my first verse
Maverick Z
For Double Trouble I'm going in
We gotta drop the bars we gotta get the win
We got the knives, and we got the gats
Double T and Z just kicked your ass
Lars
Snow coming in and I know what to do
Lightning Strike got the big 'W'
The Smoke Dragons and we're killing shit
And still end these pussy ass homo pricks
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"Damn!!" Mad Mike yelled. "I ain't even gonna ask, so y'all know what to do."
"Damn Lars, way to come in... Johnny, he passed." Jace said.
"Aye Snow, welcome to the crew son. You rolling with the big dogs now boy." Johnny said with a smirk.
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