Chapter 31: Mecha(Y/N) in Robot Hell (parody chapter)

A/N: ever wonder what happened to Mecha(Y/N) after you destroyed him. Well here you go. And for some reason Hedorah and Megalon were there.

Mecha(Y/N)'s system started to work once more and he awoken to see that he was in an area with fire.

Mecha(Y/N): what the?

He then tuned his attention to the robot devil.

Beelzebot: hello Mecha(Y/N), welcome to robot hell!

Mecha(Y/N): this can't be. This is wrong! It's not really.

Beelzebot: I can assure you that this is every real. We know all your sins, Mecha(Y/N), and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?

He turned to his minions and they were starting to play instruments and Music started to play.

Mecha(Y/N): Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

Mecha(Y/N) lighted a cigar but then Beelzebot put it out on him and started singing.

Beelzebot:🎶 Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, We'll find ways to simulate that smell, What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a Panetela, here on level one of Robot Hell!🎶

As he sung that, his minions wrapped Mecha(Y/N) in a gigan cigar and lit his head. Next they moved him to a table where there were cards and chips.

Beelzebot: 🎶Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's, Let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified. I'm pit boss here on level two!🎶

During that, He spins a wheel that Mecha(Y/N) was strapped to. Luck decides to deep-fry
Mecha(Y/N).

Beelzebot: Ooh! Deep-fried robot!

Mecha(Y/N) was being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again.

Mecha(Y/N):🎶 Just tell me why!🎶

Beelzebot:🎶 Please read this 55-page warrant.🎶

Mecha(Y/N):🎶 There must be robots worse than I!🎶

Beelzebot: 🎶We've checked around, there really aren't.🎶

Mecha(Y/N): 🎶Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!🎶

Beelzebot:🎶 You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!🎶

(Mecha(Y/N) did those before trying to kill you and the others).

Mecha(Y/N): 🎶Aw, don't blame me, Blame my upbringing!🎶

He stool Beelzebot 's wallet.

Beelzebot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

He rips off Mecha(Y/N)'s arm and hits him to another level of hell.

Beelzebot: 🎶Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!🎶

The song turns into a rap.

Beastie Boys:🎶 Hey, Mecha, gonna make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?🎶

They used his hard drive to do record scratching.

Beastie Boys:🎶That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!🎶

Meanwhile, Megalon and Hedorah were sent by gigan to retrieve Mecha(Y/N) out of hell as they were now sliding down an enormous slide go hell.

Megalon: 🎶I don't feel well...🎶

Hedorah:🎶It's up to us to rescue him!🎶

Megalon:🎶 Maybe he likes it here in Hell...🎶

Hedorah:🎶 It's us who tempted him to sin!🎶

Megalon: 🎶Maybe he's back at a motel?🎶

Hedorah:🎶 Come on, Meg, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, So just sit back, enjoy the ride.🎶

(She nick named Megalon Meg).

Megalon: 🎶My ass has blisters from the slide!🎶

Beelzebot: 🎶Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines...🎶

He kicked Mecha(Y/N) in electric slime.

Beelzebot:🎶 you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,trapped forever here in Robot Hell!🎶

The song finally ended.

Beelzebot: Of course, that's just for starters.

Megalon and Hedorah showed up.

Hedorah: yeah not happening.

They grabbed Mecha(Y/N) and teleported out of hell.

Beelzebot: hey!

After they all ended up back in ghidorah's lair, Mecha(Y/N) kept and questioning look.

Mecha(Y/N):.................what the hell just happened?!

A/N: what indeed.

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