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Wait. Here's something that will blow your mind:

J.R.R. Tolkien died in 1973.

Reverse that number, and you get 3791

3 rings for the elves. 7 for the dwarves in their halls of stone. 9 for mortal men, doomed to die. 1 ring to rule them all, and in darkness bind them.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

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(y/n): Yajirobee! Mr. Popo! Korin-sama! Kami-sama! I'm back!

4 figures emerged from the golden and white building that sat in the center of the lookout. Rias and the others were, understandably, suprised, when a katana wielding man, all black man, cat, and green man exited the building and approached them.

Rias: (y/n). Who are these guys?

(y/n): My friends? Asia! I want you to meet someone!

(y/n) and Asia approached the white cat.

(y/n): This is Korin-sama! He's the guy who grows Senzu Beans!

Asia: A cat grows these things?

Korin: You bet!

Asia: It-It spoke! How can it do that?

Korin: How can you speak? Geez, (y/n)! Some company you've brought home.

(y/n): Oh, don't be so harsh Korin-sama! These are my friends!

Kami: So you actually made friends? I'm proud!

Mr. Popo: Better than wandering around the world like some delinquent. 

Yajirobee: You said it. Maybe these guys will take care of you. So we don't have to do it.

Rias: You better believe we do. If not for us, he probably would've starved to death.

(y/n): Rias! You didn't have to put it that way. 

Issei: But it's true.

(y/n): Whose side are you on anyways?!

Kami: It really does seem like you've made some good friends. 

(y/n): Yeah. Oh! I forgot to introduce you. Everyone, this is Kami-sama!

Xenovia: Kami?

Asia: Like "God" Kami?

(y/n): Yup!

Xenovia: I didn't know that God was a green man.

(y/n): Well... Not "God" God. He's the God over the earth.

Issei: So why is he green?

(y/n): He's from Planet Namek!

Issei: Namek? I really do have to start getting used to the whole "Alien" thing.

Kami: Alright, (y/n). Spit it out.

(y/n) W-what?

Kami: You would never come her of your own volition. You either come here if your dead, almost dead, or you need the Time Chamber.

(y/n): Well... I need the Time Chamber for our "situation".

Kami: Oh yes. I saw it all. I actually figured that you would be coming here.

(y/n): You know me so well!

The group, led by Kami, headed towards the Time Chamber.

Kiba: So where are we going (y/n)?

(y/n): The Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

Kiba: What's that?

(y/n): A alternate dimension, in which time moves differently.

Koneko: How so? 

(y/n): Well, one day out here is equal to one year in the Time Chamber.

Rias: How does that even work?

(y/n): Beats me. But it does open many opportunities for emergency situations such as this one.

Rias: So that's why you asked my brother for 24 hours.

(y/n): Yup! 1 full year together in an alternate dimension doing nothing but training!

Issei: Oh no...

(y/n): Oh yes!

Kami: We are here.

Asia: Wait, what about food?

Kami: Upon entrance to Time Chamber, it will instantly equip itself with everything you need: Food, water, beds.

Asia: Wow!

(y/n): Alright, you guys head inside, I need to talk with Kami-sama. But don't worry! I'll join you guys soon!

Xenovia: Where are you going?

(y/n): To meet someone! I might be gone for about an hour. Remember, one hour out here is a month in there, so don't expect to see me for a bit while in the Time Chamber. Train hard you guys!

And with that, (y/n) vanished, using his instant transmission to teleport away.

Rias: Well... Let's head inside.

The group headed inside, only to find a small room, equipped beds, food, and water. Just like Kami said it would. Beyond that short room, was a white floor, stretching out as far as the eye could see. 

Issei: How are we supposed to train here? There's no equipment or anything!

Rias: That's the point. 

Issei: Huh? Some room! 

Rias: There is no equipment or weights to train with, because the point of the chamber is to grow stronger without aid.

Issei: But we'll be training together.

Rias: You get the idea!

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Azazel and Sirsechs were breathing heavily, Cell standing before them, a smirk on his face.

Azazel: Damn it. How much time do we have left?

Sirsechs: 20 hours.

Azazel: Can we hold him off for 20 hours?

Sirsechs: Of course not. But we will try anyways.

Cell: What are you fools whispering about? A plan to defeat me? Impossible! You cannot even put a dent on me!

Azazel: You're full of crap Cell! You're breathing heavily! That shows that you're at least tired.

Cell: True. But you're only fighting me at 40% of my full power. If I was going all out, we'd be having a very different conversation.

Azazel: Stop bluffing you damn bastard.

Sirsechs: As much as I hate to say it, he's no lying.

Cell: Well, at least someone has a bit of sense around here! No matter. You will die here.

Cell extended his hand, pointing it at the two, preparing to finish them off. All of a sudden, (y/n) appeared behind them.

(y/n): Yo! What's up!

All three of the males looked genuinely surprised at (y/n)'s presence. 

Azazel: Kid? What the hell of you doing here?

Cell: Yes. I would like to know. Are you here for round 2? Are you here to lose again?

(y/n): All in due time. I'm here to make a deal with you.

Azazel: Are you crazy! That thing can't be reasoned with!

Sirsechs: Hush Azazel. (y/n). You may proceed. 

(y/n): Cell. I want you to give us 2 days to prepare to fight you. We want to be in the strongest of shapes to fight someone as strong as you.

Cell: And why should I do that? What's stopping me from killing all 3 of you right here?

(y/n): A good fight. I can see that you're like me. You love a good fight. So why bother killing weaklings such as I? It would be a disgrace to your perfect form. So, here's the deal: You give us 48 hours to train and prepare, and we will meet here. If we win, you leave this place and never return. If you win, we will allow you to reign free. No restraints. We will hand you everything willingly, should you win.

Cell: Haha! You really have increased the stakes, huh? Ok then! I accept your deal! No matter how much you prepare, you cannot stand against me! I shall wait. 

(y/n): Sirsechs. Get us out of here. See you in 48 hours. Cell

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Xenovia: It's been a month. He should be back any minute now.

Right on cue, the door to the Time Chamber opened, and (y/n) walked through.

Issei: Hey! You made it!

Kiba: Where were you?

(y/n): I made a deal with our buddy, Cell.

Issei: WHAT?!

(y/n): To put it simply, we have 48 hours to train, then we will fight Cell. We will use the first 24 hours, or a year in this place, to train. Then we will exit the Time Chamber then use the remaining 24 hours to rest. Sounds like a plan.

Rias: Sure. 

(y/n): Alright! Let's train!

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(y/n): Issei! 

Issei: Yeah?

(y/n): You've been in here for about a month now. What is your greatest technique to use against opponents? 

Issei: My greatest technique, huh?

A perverted grin began to grow on Issei's mouth.

Issei: Dress Break!

(y/n): Dress Break? What's that?

Issei: It's when I use my magic to tear the clothing off a woman! It's great!

(y/n): Wait. What?

Issei: Oh yeah! When I do it, I get to see women's boobs!

(y/n): UNBELIEVABLE!

Issei: What?

(y/n): My greatest technique is my Super Saiyan Transformation! You know what had to happen in order for that to go down?!

Issei: What?

(y/n): People had to die before I was angry enough to go Super Saiyan against a evil emperor with genocidal tendencies! And then you come in and say that your "greatest technique" is just pure perversion! 

Issei: It works though! You can't argue with results!

(y/n): I'm not gonna deal with you right now... Gasper!

Gasper: Y-yes?

(y/n): Let's train together. I don't want to be anywhere near this pervert.

Issei: Hey!

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(y/n): We'll be doing the same thing we did on the mountain. I come at you, and you try and stop me.

Gasper: Alright! I-I'll try my best! 

(y/n) assumed a fighting pose, then rushed Gasper. (y/n) found himself behind Gasper.

(y/n): Hey! You did it! Nice job! However... 

(y/n) went Super Saiyan and stared down Gasper. He recoiled at the look (y/n) gave him.

(y/n):... Let's see how you fair against this! HYAH!

Super Saiyan (y/n) came at Gasper again. It began to look like it would be a repeat of the last time Gasper tried to stop a Super Saiyan, but the (y/n)'s surprise, he ended up behind Gasper again.

(y/n): Hey! Wow! I'm really impressed! You actually trained in that one month!

Gasper: Y-yeah.

Rias: Good job, Gasper!

Koneko: Nice job Gaspy.

(y/n): Now. Why don't we start getting serious?

(y/n)'s signature Super Saiyan aura flared to life, as it surrounded his body. Winds began to pick up around him.

(y/n): This is the maximum extent of my power. What will you do to counter me now?

Gasper: I can do this! I've trained hard while (y/n) was gone! I'll show him what I can do!

Now everyone had stopped their training to watch Gasper and (y/n).

Akeno: Do you think that Koneko's training will be enough for Gasper to combat (y/n)

Rias: I'm not sure. Standby for healing Asia

Asia: Right!

Gasper: He'll probably come at me the same way again. Just remember what Koneko told you. Focus on him and only him. 

(y/n): MASENKO!

Gasper was wide open to (y/n)'s Masenko. He didn't think that (y/n) would fire an energy blast.

Gasper: Oh no! He caught me off guard! Where is he?

(y/n) appeared in front of Gasper, and began to punch and kick at him. All Gasper could do was dodge. 

Gasper: He's too fast! I can't stop time if he's this fast! If I drop my guard, he'll hit me for sure! I just have to keep dodging him.

(y/n): You're pretty fast Gasper! But you can't keep dodging me forever!

(y/n) landed a blow on Gasper, sending him flying on his knees.

(y/n): KA...ME...HA...ME...

Koneko: OK. That's enough of that.

(y/n): Huh? Koneko?

(y/n) exited his Super Saiyan form as he stared in confusion at the short, white-haired girl.

Koneko: Train with me. I think Gasper's had enough.

(y/n): Yeah. Sorry Gasper!

Gasper: It's okay!

The two walked a distance apart, until they were at a fair distance. They both assumed fighting positions.

(y/n): Come at me Koneko! I want to get a fair measure of your-

She cut him off with a quick punch to the gut.

(y/n): Koneko! What was that for!

Koneko: You let your guard down. 

(y/n): Still! That was just a sucker punch!

Koneko: I thought you were supposed to be training me.

(y/n): I am!

Koneko: Yeah. Training me to be bored.

(y/n): Whatever!

The two got in their fighting positions again.

(y/n): When Koneko hit me, I felt a strange energy. A hidden energy. What sort of potential is she hidin'?

(y/n): Alright Koneko! Come at me with your full power! Don't hold anything back!

Koneko: I wouldn't have it any other way. Make sure you fight at your full power too.

(y/n): Hehe! You got it!

The two began to engage in combat. The traded a whirlwind of blows neither gaining the upper hand on the other.

Koneko: I thought you said you were going to fight at full power.

(y/n): I don't wanna hurt you this early. And besides...

(y/n) and Koneko stopped fighting.

(y/n): You're not fighting at full power too. 

Koneko: What are you talking about? Of course I am, stupid.

(y/n): You ain't fightin' me at full power! You're still hidin' some amazing power. I felt it when we were fighting. So what will it be? Will you show me the power stored inside your body? Or will I have to force it out?

Koneko:...

(y/n): So. That's how it is, huh?

(y/n) attacked Koneko at a blinding speed, punching her in the gut. Due to her small stature, Koneko's entire body came off the ground upon contact with (y/n)'s fist.

(y/n) punched her on the ground. His eyes, narrow slits as he stared at the young girl.

(y/n): C'MON KONEKO! SHOW ME YOUR POWER! FIGHT BACK! YOU'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T!

(y/n) proceeded to land punches and kicks on her, faster than she could react.

Issei: (y/n)! Stop!

Asia: You're taking it to far! You could really hurt her!

(y/n): STAY OUT OF IT! COME ON, KONEKO! BE RUTHLESS! CELL AIN'T GONNA SHOW ANY MERCY WHEN YOU FIGHT! YOU WANT ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO DIE? YOU WANT ISSEI TO DIE?

(y/n) pinned Koneko to the ground, placing a foot on her chest to keep her grounded. He extended a hand, a blue ball of energy swelling in the palm of his hand.

Issei: STOP! ENOUGH! WELSH DRAGON: BALANCE BREAKER!

Issei was about to engage (y/n), when Rias' hand was placed over Issei's chest, stopping him.

Issei: What are you doing? (y/n)'s about to kill her!

Rias: Just wait.

(y/n): YOU HEAR ME? YOU WANT EVERYONE TO DIE?

Koneko: No... I can't let that happen... I won't... I won't let Issei or any of my friends die!

(y/n): MASENKO!

(y/n) shot his Masenko, but it didn't make contact with Koneko. Instead, (y/n) saw Koneko standing before him, with white ears and a tail.

(y/n): There we go. Now... Fight me at your full power...

(y/n) went Super Saiyan.

(y/n):...And I'll fight you with mine.

The two rushed each other once again, however, Koneko now was much more faster than (y/n), instantly putting him into a head lock.

(y/n): What happened? How is there such a dramatic increase in power? 

Koneko extended her hand and began to charge a magic blast. (y/n) chuckled at this sight.

(y/n): KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!!!

The two attacks clashed and a spectacular blue light replaced with dull white of the Time Chamber.

(y/n): HYAH!

The two attacks exploded, leaving the two fighters breathing heavily.

Koneko: Is this what you wanted, (y/n)? To see me like this? Well. You got your wish.

Koneko walked away to the center of the Time Chamber, where she went towards the living quarters.

(y/n): Koneko! Wait!

Xenovia: Geez, (y/n). I think you might have taken this one a bit too far.

(y/n): *sigh* I might've.

Xenovia: Talk to her. Make things up. 

(y/n): Alright. But...

Xenovia: What?

(y/n):... You gotta train with me afterwards!

A slight blush appeared on Xenovia's cheeks.

Xenovia: J-just go! Apologize!

(y/n): Okay! Okay!

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(y/n): Koneko.

Koneko: What to you want?

(y/n): I'm sorry for what I did to you.

Koneko: You mean beating me up and making me show you my nekomata form?

(y/n): Yeah. I took it to far.

Koneko: Nah. That really helped. Made me re-evaluate how I'm going about this.

(y/n): Really?

Koneko: Yeah. I guess.

(y/n): Well. If it makes you feel any better, I've got something for you.

Koneko: Trying to impress me now?

A slender and brown monkey's tail came from (y/n)'s backside. Koneko looked shocked.

Koneko: A-a tail? How long have you had that?

(y/n): All my life. I was scared at the power it held. What I could do with it. Who I could hurt.

Koneko: I feel the same way.

(y/n): Looks like we have something in common.

Koneko: Pft. Whatever. Let's go. You gotta train with your girlfriend.

(y/n): Y-you heard that?

Koneko: Yeah.

(y/n): What?! She's not my girlfriend! 

Koneko: Sure.

(y/n): I'm not kidding!

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(y/n) and Koneko came back to the group, and they were surprised to see Koneko in her nekomata form, and a tail from (y/n)'s backbone.

Xenovia: Hey! You guys are back!

Issei: What the hell! You gotta tail!

(y/n): Hehehe! Yup!

Rias: Why didn't you tell us?

(y/n): It holds a dangerous power.

Kiba: What kind?

(y/n): I'll tell ya later, but let's get back to training!

Rias: No way. We're all tired and hungry.

(y/n): No way! I was gonna train with Xenovia! No fair guys!

Issei: C'mon (y/n)! We'll cook you up something nice!

(y/n): Sounds great!

Xenovia: Hey, (y/n)?

(y/n): Yeah?

Xenovia: Are you and Koneko okay now?

(y/n): Yeah. We made up.

Xenovia: Is that tail a permanent now?

She pointed to his waving tail.

(y/n): Yeah. It is.

Xenovia: I think you look great with it. C'mon. Let's go.

(y/n): Yeah...

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Okay! That's done! I hope you enjoyed it!

or not thats a possibility.

Thanks for reading!