The Perverted Idiot... And A Date With Angel

Gohan put the picture of the boy he needed to watch in his pocket and ran towards the direction to Sona's room.

Gohan: Okay, Kiba said go straight, then left and I'll- oh I see it!

The Saiyan-hybrid was in front of a door. He saw the sign labeled "Sona"

Gohan: Alright here goes.

Gohan knocks on the door. He then hears a female voice.

???: Come in.

Intro....

https://youtu.be/pxKOFrbLJCQ

Gohan turns the knob and opens the door. He then walked inside to see two female students. sitting down with tea in their hands. One girl had short black hair, purple eyes and purple glasses

Sona

And the other girl had long black hair, chestnut colored eyes and teal glasses.

Tsubaki

Gohan: Um excuse me, do you know where I can find Sona?

The short blacked haired girl placed her drink down on the table and stood up from her seat. She walked towards the boy with a smile on her.

Sona: That would be me, are you by chance Son Gohan that Rias has told me about?

The boy nodded his head and stuck his hand out wanting to give the girl a handshake.

Gohan: Yup, that's me. I'm assuming that your Sona, am I right?

Sona: Correct, I'm Sona and this is Tsubaki.

The long haired haired woman bowed.

Sona: I have your schedule and will bring it to you in a moment.

Sona then walked away from the boy and went to her desk. As she was trying to look for the boy's schedule, Gohan felt a strange power coming from the two of them.

Gohan's mind: Their energy... It's similar to Rias and the other's power, could that mean that they are also devil's?

He then looked up to see Sona with the his schedule in her hands.

Sona: I have found your schedule, your class is 1-A. Tsubaki will guide you to your class. Tsubaki if you must.

Tsubaki: Yes ma'am. Right this way Son.

Gohan: Alright, thanks Sona!

The girl just waved at him and the two left the room.

Tsubaki: So Son, do you mind me asking a question?

Gohan: Oh sure, and call me Gohan.

Tsubaki: Okay then Gohan, what made Rias so impressed with you that she had to register you into this school?

Gohan: Oh well... I guess you could say she saw potential in me.

Tsubaki: I see. We have arrived to your class.

Gohan turns his head to the left and sees a wooden door with "1-A" implanted on it.

Gohan: Thanks a lot Tsubaki, you were a big help.

Tsubaki: Anytime just knock on the door and the teacher will let your in.

Gohan nodded. The long haired women then walked away.

Gohan: What a nice girl, hopefully we get to be friends in the future... Ack what are you doing Gohan, you have to get to class.

The saiyan-hybrid knocks on the door. He hears a female voice

???: Come in..

Gohan opens the door and walks in. As he does, he heard screams from female students and grunts from male students. He also noticed that Rias and Akeno were in the same class as him.

Rias, Akeno and Gohan's mind: Oh what a coincidence we're in the same class.

Teacher: Would you care to introduce yourself to the class young man.

Gohan nodded.

Gohan: Hello, my name is Son Gohan, but call me Gohan. I like to read and study most of the time and sometimes I train. Hope we can get along well.

Gohan bowed his head and almost all of the girls squealed with excitement.

Male student: Ha! Nerd!

Teacher: Enough! Alright, now that he's done does anyone have any questions?

Almost all of the students raised their hands. The saiyan-hybrid and the teacher sweat dropped.

Teacher: erm... Okay, Gohan will answer four questions.

Gohan looked around and pointed at a female student.

Female student #1: Are you single?

Gohan sweat dropped.

Gohan: Uh... Yes, I am. Next question.

Male student #1: How many dumbbells do you lift?

Gohan: Hmm.. 35. Next Question.

Female student #2: Do you mind lifting up your shirt?

Gohan: Okay thats enough weird questions, where do I sit miss.

Teacher: You can sit next to Issei Hyoudou, Issei would you raise your hand please.

Issei Hyoudou

Gohan saw a hand raise and the back of the room. The boy had brown spiky hair. Gohan walked towards him but suddenly felt a strange aura around him... It felt like he should stay as far away from the boy as possible... He also felt hidden power within him.

Gohan's mind: So that's Issei that Kiba told me about.

Gohan then saw the boy grab something from his desk, it was a god damn porno. The began reading with a perverted grin on his face. Gohan sweat dropped

Gohan's mind: He's like Master Roshi, I guess it won't hurt to make some new friends.

Gohan tapped Issei's shoulder, the boy placed his book in the desk and looked at the saiyan-hybrid.

Issei: What do you want pretty boy, can't you see I'm doing something important.

Gohan: I uh was wondering if you would like to be friends

The had a weird look on his face.

Issei: Friends..? With a pretty boy... Hell yeah I would!

Gohan: Pretty boy..?

Issei: If I hang around with you, then maybe I can get laid!

Gohan tilted his head, he was confused by the word "Laid"

Gohan: Erm....Laid?

Later after classes, Gohan was about to get up from his chair when he was met by Issei's face next to his.

Issei: Come on man, we can't waist anymore time here.

The boy grabbed Gohan's arm and pulled him out of the class. Rias and Akeno saw the two leave.

Akeno: Should we follow them Rias?

Rias: It's fine Akeno, I already told Kiba to tell Gohan to follow Issei.

Akeno: Are you sure that was a good idea?

Rias nodded her head.

Rias: Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine. The only problem is that the fallen are near the area and might sense his and Gohan's energy.

Back to Gohan and Issei.... The two boys were out in the school field being followed by a group of girls wanting to talk to Gohan while Issei was getting pushed around.

Gohan's mind: Jeez these girls won't let up

???: Enough girls, get to your class.

Everyone turned around to see Sona and Tsubaki. All of the girls that were surrounding the Son of Goku immediately ran off.

Gohan: Thanks Sona, those girls wouldn't leave me alone.

Sona: They do that most of the time when a nice looking guy like yourself shows up, almost all of the girls are going to go crazy, other than that their just background characters that aren't important.

Gohan: Ouch.. Hey um where's Issei?

Issei: D..own here...

The three looked down to see the brown haired boy with a bunch of footprints all around his body. Gohan picked him up.

Gohan: You okay?

Issei slowly did a thumbs up.

Issei: Never been better...

Gohan: Come on, let's continue looking around the school.

The saiyan-hybrid dragged the brown haired boy out of the field leaving the two girls alone.

Tsubaki: Shall we head back Sona?

Sona: Yes, I do believe it's time to head back.

Somewhere near-by, what the two boys didn't notice was that they were being watched by two fallen angels. One had long black hair, violet colored eyes and a very curvy figure.

Raynare

While the other one had blue long hair, yellow eyes and also a curvy figure.

Kalawarner (An underrated fallen angel)

Kalawarner: Raynare, should we really be doing this? Those two aren't even a threat to us.

Raynare: Shut the fuck up Kala, didn't you say that you wanted to become stronger to make yourself known to the rest of the Fallen Angels.

Kalawarner: Y-Yes, but don't you think you've been going overboard?

Raynare: Overboard my ass, I will do whatever it takes to get the power I need... I'm not going to be dead weight like before.

The black haired girl had an evil grin on her face while the blue haired looked back at the two boys. She had her sights on the spiky haired demi-saiyan. Her cheeks then turned into a dark red. Raynare seemed to notice and started to get angry.

Raynare: Are you seriously falling for that boy Kala?!

Kala head shot back up and looked at her comrade, still with a blush on her face. She waved her hands around.

Kalawarner: N-No I'm n-not.

Raynare: Tch stupid bitch, once I'm done with those two you will forgot about him. Come on let's go, we still have to prepare for the mission later this afternoon.

Kala sighed and followed her leader.

Back to Gohan and Issei... The two just arrived in the cafeteria, Gohan had stars in his eyes as he saw all of the food that was being displayed in front of him.

Issei: As you know this is the cafeteria, I'm sure you know what that is do y-you?

He looked to his left to see Gohan grabbing 4 plates of food.

Issei: You know what I'm going to leave him be, time to get that extra porn magazine I found at the boys locker room.

Back to Gohan...

Chef: Are you sure, you going to eat that?

Gohan nodded

Gohan: Yeah I am mister...

Sanji

Sanji: The names Sanji, better not waste any of it.

Gohan: oh don't worry, I won't.

Sanji lit up his cigarette and handed Gohan his plate and walked away.

Gohan: Huh? Where did Issei go?

Gohan walked at a table alone and started eating his food.

???: Mind if I sit next to you monkey-boy?

Gohan turned his head to see the white haired girl with a cookie in her hand.

Gohan: Sure, pull up a chair and have a seat.

She did exactly what the boy said and took a big bite out of her cookie.

Koneko: So how is your first day going?

Gohan swallowed his food and looked at the girl.

Gohan: It's going okay, Issei showed me around the building.

Koneko: Oh... You were helped by the pervert.

Gohan: Well he seemed nice to me, I bet he's doing something really important.

With Issei... Him and his two other perverted friends were near the girls changing room taking turns on who can see the girls change.

Issei: Come on guys let me see, I haven't gotten a chance to see yet.

Matsuda: Sorry man, you snooze you lose.

Motohama: Hehe double D cup sweet. I'm going to imagine this in my mind once I get home.

???: Look at what we found girls... The perverted trio

The three slowly turned around to see a the kendo girls in their outfits holding wooden swords.

The perverted trio: Ah...Shit.

Later.... With Gohan and Koneko, the two were walking towards their next class that they had together which was Gym. Once the two arrived they saw their Gym teacher holding a clip board.

Gym teacher: Oh you two are here, good. Go to the locker rooms and change into your gym uniform, we are going to do some exercises.

The two students nodded and went to their respective gender locker rooms. While Gohan was changing, he saw Issei with a beaten up face.

Gohan: What happened Issei? Why is your face all bruised up?

Issei had fake tears.

Issei: It's because those douce-bags I call friends didn't let me see what was inside the tit hole!

Gohan: Tit-hole?... You know what I'm not going to ask.

With Koneko... As she was getting changed she heard a couple of girls talking about the new student.

Female student #1: Have you seen the new boy. He's really cute.

Female student #2: The one with spiky black hair, yeah I have. I saw him walking with Issei earlier.

Female student #3: With issei?! I hope that idiot doesn't turn my soon to be boyfriend into a pervert.

Female student #1 and #2: Soon to be boyfriend?! Yeah right, he rather prefer me!

Female student #3: My breasts will easily win him over.

Once Koneko heard the word "Breast" she looked down at her own seeing that it was quite small and scoffed. She quickly got dressed and left the changing room. She then mumbled to herself.

Koneko: Stupid...

Once everyone was out of the locker rooms, they lined up by gender and waited to be given an exercise.

Gym teacher: Alright, now that everyone is here we can start. For this exercise, all of you are going to be running around the field as many times as you can.

Some of the students groaned while Gohan and Koneko stood silent.

Timeskip.... Gohan and Koneko's face were sweating lightly while the rest of the class all had an exhausted look on their faces.

Gohan: Man that was funny, wasn't it Koneko.

The white haired loli nodded.

Koneko: Yeah....

After school, Issei was walking to his house when he heard a voice call him. He turned around to see Gohan running towards him waving his hand and with a smile on his face.

Gohan: Yo Issei!

Issei: Oh hey Gohan, what are you doing here?

Gohan: I uh... Needed to buy some stuff.

Issei: Oh I see.

Gohan: Mind if I hang with you for a bit?

Issei: Sure, i don't mind.

As the two were walking, two females were watching them.

Raynare: Alright our make-up is done and our disguise will surely make those two fall for the bait.

Kalawarner: These jeans are really tight on my butt Raynare, why didn't you buy them in my size?

Raynare blurted out to the blue haired teen, making her jump in fear.

Raynare: Do you think I give a crap about how tight the jeans are, we came here to kill these two twerps.

Kalawarner: Y-Yes M-Ma'am.

Back to Gohan and Issei.... The two were talking about what they do on their free time and boy was Gohan creeped out. The boy told Gohan that he buys porno magazines everyday.

Gohan's mind: I kinda regret talking to him now...

Issei: And that's all of the things I do during my time.

Gohan: Those seem...uh..Cool.

???: Excuse me are you by chance Issei Hyoudou.

???: A-And a-are y-you S-S-Son Gohan..

The two boys turned around to see two beautiful girls in front of them. One with Long blue hair and one with Black hair. The blue haired girl was in front of Gohan while the black haired girl was in front of Issei. Gohan noticed that the two girls energy were beyond human.

Gohan's mind: Are these the fallen angels that Kiba warned me about? Best be careful.

Yuma: My name is "Yuma" and this is my friend is Chelsea. (RIP headphone girl)

The black haired girl now know as Yuma pointed at her blue haired friend who was fidgeting around. Gohan also noticed a deep blush covered Chelsea's face. Every time she tried to look at him, her face would get even more redder and cover her face with her hands making her look kinda cute.

Chelsea's (Kalawarner) mind: Oh God, what do I do... I'm really nervous...

Yuma: We were wondering if you would like to go on a date with us this Sunday?

Issei and Gohan: A Date?!

Issei's mind: Hell Yeah!!!! A smoking hot chick just asked me out, I'm totally going to say yeah!

Gohan's mind: Two girls I've never seen before asked us on a date... This has to be a joke, Issei is going to say n-

Issei: Of course I will!

Gohan mentally faced-palmed.

Gohan: God damnit Issei, are you serious... Ugh, damnit.. Now I have to accept this, just to make sure he's safe.

Gohan sighed and looked at the blue haired girl who had stars in her eyes as she waited for him to answer.

Gohan: Erm...Sure.

The blue haired Girl jumped in excitement and immediately hugged him. The saiyan-hybrid had a blush on both his cheeks because he felt a pair of two soft orbs on his chest. Gohan looked down to see her with a smile on her face, like a real smile like she really wanted to date him.

Yuma: Alright then Sunday we'll meet with each other at 6:00 p.m. sound good?

Issei: Absolutely!

Yuma: Great, see you then goodbye!

Issei immediately ran off leaving Gohan and Chelsea and Yuma.

Yuma: Come on Chelsea, let's go.

Chelsea: I-Is it okay If I get to walk with him for a bit.

Yuma sighed.

Yuma: sure.

The raven haired girl then walked away. Once she was completely out of sight, Chelsea clung onto Gohan's arm tightly.

Chelsea: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!

Gohan: Woah, calm down Chelsea... Or should I say Fallen Angel.

Chelsea's grip lessened and took a couple a steps away from Gohan. She was a little surprised that the boy figured out what she was.

Chelsea: How'd you know.

Gohan: Your energy was different from any human I've seen and the way you and your friend just came out of nowhere and asked us on a date which gave it away.

Kalawarner: I see, I knew I told her to make a better plan if she wanted you two to fall for her plan. My name isn't actually Chelsea... It's Kalawarner. I'm really sorry.

Gohan: But you're after Issei correct?

Kalawarner: W-Well yeah.

Gohan got into his fighting stance, making the blue haired girl slightly scared.

Gohan: We're gonna fight right?

The teen girl waved her arms around.

Kalawarner: No, I don't want to fight you.

Gohan broke out of his fighting stance and now had a confused look on his face.

Gohan: Huh? You don't want to fight? Then what are you here for if you don't want to fight?

Kalawarner: It's a warning for your little friend. I know if Raynare or in this case "Yuma" will kill him. You're a devil right?

Gohan shook his head.

Gohan: No I'm not, but I do have some friends that are devils.

Kala was shocked.

Kalwarner: You're not a devil?! How did we feel so much energy flowing through you?

Gohan: It's the training that I've done.

Kalawarner: I see... Hey look..

Gohan looked up at her and saw her expression. Her cheeks were red like before. She walked up close to him, face to face and lips not too far apart from each other.

Kalawarner: I really do like you... Like a lot and I um.. wanted to give you something for letting me explain myself and our true intentions.

Gohan: A-And that i-Mmmph

Gohan was silenced by a pair of lips on his. Kalawarner then backed away from him and quickly ran off.

Kalawarner: Bye Gohan!! See you Sunday!!

Gohan was still shocked at what happened that he just stood there for a good 5 minutes.

Timeskip.... Back at the ORC building, Akeno was making some pastries and tea for the rest of the members that were sitting in the lounge area.

Rias: Wonder where's Gohan? He should've been here thirty minutes ago.

Just as she said that, the door opened and Gohan came in the room. He also was carrying bags filled with groceries.

Gohan: Hey you guys, sorry I took so long. The line was long at the store. Koneko I brought the stuff to make you chocolate pancakes.

Koneko: cool.

Rias: Did you keep your eye on Issei, Gohan?

Gohan placed the bags down.

Gohan: Yeah I did, and you were right. They were Fallen Angels after him. Thanks to some information I have gotten from Kalawarner who was apart of her group. She said that Raynare is trying to kill him.

Rias: I see, anything else happened?

Gohan: Well Raynare asked him while Kala asked me out on a date. I was going to say no but Issei immediately said yes.

Akeno: Ara Ara, it's been one day since you entered school and every girl wants a piece of you Gohan~

The saiyan-hybrid rubbed the back of his head.

Gohan: I guess... The date's on Sunday but I don't have any good clothes to wear to go out except my Gi.

Kiba: I will help you with that.

Rias: Alright then, it's settled just make sure nothing goes wrong, okay Gohan.

Gohan: Alright.

Time-skip brought to you by Gohan being chased by a bunch of school girls.

Sunday... 5:42 p.m. Gohan was ready to go for his date. He had a black shirt with a yellow dragon on it, he had ripped jeans and black and gold shoes. Kiba gave the saiyan-hybrid some money for the date.

Gohan: Alright then, looks like I have to go.

Rias: Remember what I said, be careful.

Gohan smiled and waved

Gohan: I will.

And with that, he closed the door and ran off. Gohan then used his Ki to quickly speed up and go to the same place where him and Issei last were. After a few minutes, he finally arrived but saw no one there.

Gohan: Man, I'm early. Maybe I should've got out of the door five minutes later.

The saiyan-hybrid leaned against a wooden pole and looked up to he blue sky.

Gohan's mind: Dad, Goten, Mom...Everyone I hope you guys are doing okay without me there. I wish there was some way for me to get in contact with you to see if everything is alright.

???: Sorry that I took a bit, did I have you waiting for too long?

Gohan snapped out of his train of thought and turned his head to the left to see the Fallen Angel in a nice looking outfit. She had a blue dress that tightly wrapped around her body. Her dress was a bit reveling since Gohan can see her skin.

She held two flowers on her hand. One was a Yellow bellflower and the other was a red tulip. The boy's mouth hit the floor as he was amazed at the girl's beauty. Kala seemed to notice as a light blush appeared on her face and giggled.

Kalawarner: Glad to see some-one likes my outfit. Here pick one.

Gohan looked at both of the flowers

Gohan: I think i'll go with the yellow flower.

The blue haired girl placed the flower in Gohan's pocket and grabbed his hand.

Gohan: W-Wait what about the other two?

Kalawarner: come on, don't worry about those two for now.

Gohan: Eh you make it sound like Issei's life isn't that important.

A/n: Well actually...

Kalawarner: Raynare isn't going to kill him now, she's going to do it at the end of the date. Oh that reminds me, let me text her so that she knows we already started.

She grabbed her phone from her bag and started texting her Fallen Angel friend. After a few minutes, Raynare replied saying "okay, we just started now".

Kalawarner: Alright they also just started.

The blue haired angel grabbed the Saiyan-hybrid's hand and ran in a different direction.

Gohan: H-Hey hold on, where are we going to go Kala?!

Kalawarner: I wanted to go to this restaurant that I saw when I was coming to you. It looked like a nice place to have Dinner at.

Gohan: oh Erm... Sure, I guess I won't hurt to go.

Kala had a cheery smile on her face as she pulled the boy's arm into the restaurant. Once they did, they went on line and waited.

With Issei and Yuma... The two were at the arcade playing games together having a "great time".

Yuma (Raynare's) mind: Ugh this is sooo boring, I wish I can kill this virgin right now. I wonder what's Kala doing?

As she said that, Kala and Gohan were both eating and talking about what they do in their spare time, overall the two were having a nice time together.

Yuma: I bet she regrets having feelings for that dumb boy.

She snapped out of her thought when Issei called her out.

Issei: Hey Yuma, want to play this game with me.

Yuma said in a cute voice.

Yuma: Oh sure, give me a second.

Back to Kala and Gohan... After they finished eating their dinner, Gohan was about to get up and pay for the food until his hand was grabbed by the blue haired girl.

Kalawarner: Wait there's still one more thing that's coming.

Gohan: Oh, Really?

The boy sat back down and in front of the girl.

Waiter: You're milkshake has arrived

The waiter placed the drink in the middle of the table.

Waiter: Enjoy

Gohan had stars in his eyes.

Gohan: Woah, this looks so good! It even has a cookie on top of it! Wait where is your milkshake?

Kala giggled.

Kalawarner: We're sharing silly, that's why theirs two straws.

Gohan: Eh?

The saiyan-hybrid looked down to see that there was in fact two straws in the drink.

Kalawarner: Come on let's drink this before the ice cream melts.

Gohan: Alright then...

Gohan grabbed one straw while the blue haired girl grabbed the other one and the two began drinking their milkshake. The two looked at each other and their cheeks began to turn into a light pink.

A/n: Something similar to this.

In a mere matter of seconds the two finished their milkshake and payed the bill. But just when Gohan was about to thank the Fallen Angel for everything, felt Raynare's Ki increase and Issei's Ki dropping rapidly.

Gohan: Issei's Ki just dropped real fast... Hey Kala, when was this date suppose to be over?

Kalawarner: The date was suppose last for another 25 minutes. Why? Did something happened?

Gohan gritted his teeth.

Gohan: It seems like your friend wanted to kill him earlier. We have to go now!

Kala immediately got up from her seat and followed the boy.

After a few minutes of running, they arrived at the park where they saw Issei's body in a pool of blood.

Gohan: No, I was too late! Damnit! If only i had the damn senzu beans!!

Kala ran up to him and patted his back.

Kalawarner: I'm so sorry, this is all my fault.

Gohan: No it isn't... It's my fault, I should've known that she was going to do this.

Suddenly a red circled appeared in front of the two teens and Rias and the others appeared.

Gohan: Guys, I'm really sorry. Raynare killed him too early and it's my fault.

Rias: It's okay Gohan, we figured something like this was going to happen.

Gohan: W-What? You knew this was going to happened?

Akeno: we kinda needed Issei to die in order to awaken to into his power and to become a devil.

Kalawarner: You planned this the whole time?

Akeno: Yes we did. Ara Ara, Gohan you didn't tell me the person that you were going out with looked good. I'm a little Jealous~

Gohan sweat dropped.

Rias: Now's not the time for that Akeno, Kiba grab him and teleport us back to the ORC building.

Kiba: Yes ma'am

The blonde haired boy grabbed the dying Issei and Rias summoned a circle underneath them.

Rias: We'll meet back at the ORC building here, okay Gohan?

Gohan: Oh sure.

Koneko: Later Monkey boy.

And with that, they left. Gohan and Kalawarner were alone at the park. Gohan took a deep breath and exhaled.

Gohan: Man, that was scary. Hopefully Rias can figure out a way to heal him.

Kalawarner: Look I'm really sorry about before... I didn't know that she was going to do that so early.

Gohan: It's fine, you didn't know...

Kalawarner: I know but i still think that I should apologize.

Gohan smiled and looked at her.

Gohan: Thanks Kala... Thanks for everything, I really had fun today. We should do it again some time.

The blue haired angel smiled back and hugged him.

Kalawarner: That would be amazing!

The girl broke the hug and picked him up.

Kalawarner: Come on, it's still quite early. Want to do something else?

Gohan smiled

Gohan: Sure I don't mind.

To be continued...

Outro...

https://youtu.be/CebPvjuvY80

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