The Graceful Nun And... The Exorcist.
It was a normal in the morning for the saiyan-hybrid as he woke up from his slumber and yawned. After he yawned, he stretched his arms to see Rias and Akeno sleeping with him. With a sigh, Gohan flew off his bed without making too much noise.
Gohan: Looks like this will become a normal thing for me.
Gohan grabbed his Gi and got dressed.
Gohan: Alright time to train.
With that, Gohan quickly walked out of the room while the two girls awoke from their sleep. Rias and Akeno noticed that their sleeping buddy wasn't in bed with them. Rias pouted and crossed her arms under her Mega Milkers.
Rias: Hmph, why did he have to go now?
Akeno: Ara Ara, seems like you've gotten a little attached to him these couple of days? Eh president?
Rias's face turned as red as a tomato as steam escaped her flustered face.
Rias: T-That's so not true Akeno and you know it!
Akeno: Oh really? Because I could've sworn last night I saw you tightly holding his sexy body while he was sleeping?
Rias: Erk.. I... I...
Akeno giggled.
Akeno: It's already too late you're stuttering.
Rias exhaled and grabbed her school uniform.
Rias: At least it will give me another options to think about who I'm going to marry instead of...
Akeno knew who was she talking about and nodded.
Akeno: I see...
Intro....
After an hour of training, Gohan quickly took a 10 minute shower and ate breakfast. He then got dressed and waved goodbye to the others.
Gohan: I'm leaving early you guys, gotta go see how Issei is holding up.
Rias: Alright then Gohan, we'll meet up later at the club room.
Gohan nodded and walked out of the door. After he walked out, he flew in the sky towards the direction of Issei's house.
Once he arrived at Issei's house, he quickly landed on the ground and walked to the door. He then knocked on it twice and waited for someone to answer. The door opened and the saiyan-hybrid saw a lady that looked fairly young.
Ms. Hyoudo (Manga version of her is better than the anime version)
Ms. Hyoudo: Hello, is there anything I can help you with?
Gohan: I was looking for Issei, is he here?
Ms. Hyoudo: Are you a friend of his?
Gohan nodded.
Gohan: Yes ma'am.
Ms. Hyoudo: Okay, I'll get him down in a minute.
She then left the boy alone to grab her son. After a few minutes of waiting, the brown haired boy came out of the house and saw Gohan.
Issei: Sorry I took to long, I didn't know you were coming over.
Gohan: No worries, just wanted to know how you're holding up as a new devil.
Issei: Honestly... I feel the same.
The two walked out of Issei's home and were walking towards their school. As the two continued talking to each other, they heard a female's voice.
???: Owie, I am such a klutz.
The two boys turned their heads to see a very pretty girl with blonde hair and green eyes. She also had a Nun outfit.
Asia Argento (Aka: The sweet innocent angel that must be protected at all cost... I'm reconsidering If she should be in Gohan's harem...)
Gohan ran towards the girl to see if she was okay.
Gohan: Are you okay miss? That looked like a nasty fall.
???: Oh I'm fine, thank you.
He helped the girl up as Issei picked up all of her dropped belongings. He had a perverted look on his face as he handed over the bags to her.
(...Erm...Yeah)
She grabbed her bag from his hand and accidentally touched his hand making him freeze.
Issei's mind: I think I have an erection...Sweet.
???: Thank you for helping me you two.
Gohan: No problem...uh what's your name?
Asia: Oh no I'm sorry, my name is Asia Argento.
Gohan: No need to apologize. My name is Son Gohan.
Issei: And I'm in lov-I mean I'm Issei Hyoudo.
Asia: It is a pleasure meeting you two...but uh do you know where the church is because I'm lost.
Gohan: Hmm... I don't know where tha-
Issei interrupted the saiyan-hybrid and immediately latched his hand around her hand and bolted off leaving Gohan behind. Gohan sweat dropped.
Gohan: Looks like he's in a happy mood.
Gohan then ran after the two.
After a couple of minutes of running, he arrives to see the two at the church. Issei had a worry-like expression as the two were in front of the church.
Gohan: Seems like you Issei helped you Asia.
Asia: Yeah, he did. Sorry that we kinda left you.
Gohan: No worries, it's fine.
Issei: ...
Gohan: Hm? Issei, you alright?
Issei: Y-Yeah I'm good, hey I'm going to go to school see ya.
And with that said he bolted off.
Asia: He...Ran off
The blonde nun looked kinda sad until she felt a hand grab her shoulder, she turned her head to she see Gohan with a smile on his face.
Gohan: Don't worry Asia, he just remembered he had something to do.
Asia: Oh okay then, I probably should get going now, thanks Gohan. Oh and thank Issei for me too.
Gohan: Will do.
Gohan was about to walk away until he heard the girl again.
Asia: Gohan! Do you and Issei want to be friends with me?
Gohan smiled at the girl and nodded earning a very cute smile from her.
Gohan: I would love to be your friend Asia and I'm sure Issei would also like to be your friend too.
Asia: Thank you! See you Gohan.
The girl waved at him as he left.
Gohan's/Asia's mind: What a nice guy/girl.
Time-skip brought to you by Asia picking flowers from the church flower garden.
In the ORC building, Rias was having a private conversation with Issei. The busty red haired had a stern yet worried like expression.
Rias: You must never go near the Church again, Issei.
Issei: What, Why?
Rias: For Devils like us, the Church is enemy territory. Simply setting foot inside would create major problems for both angels and devils. Surely something was telling you to be careful when you were close to it.
Issei: So that's what that chilling feeling I had on my left hand.
Rias: That was your devil instinct telling you danger is near. Being in close proximity to someone from the church is a very risky proposition. What's even more dangerous is that some of the exorcists affiliated with the Church use Sacred Gears. That could really hurt you. Just know that if a devil receives a devil-purge, it will kill you. Do you understand?
Issei: Y-Yes president.
Rias: Very well, I'll let Gohan know about this.
Rias walked away from the boy.
20 minutes later...
Gohan was all sweaty from his training that he did earlier before Rias came to talk to him and was getting a bottle of water that was in the fridge. He opened the bottle of water and took a big sip of it. He then heard a door open to reveal Koneko, Rias, Akeno and Kiba walking into the room.
Gohan: Oh hey you guys.
Rias: Hello Gohan, are you finished working out?
Gohan nodded.
Rias: Good because we need to go somewhere, where's Issei?
Gohan: Sitting on the couch, why what happened?
Akeno: There's a stray devil on the loose and we were ordered to take care of it.
Gohan tilted his head in confusion.
Gohan: Stray...devil?
Kiba: I'll explain it to you a little later... Oh wait I forgot that you can't teleport with us since your not a devil.
Rias: Crap, I forgot about that.
Gohan: Don't worry I can search for your energy signals, so if you guys go far I'll still know where you guys are at.
Rias: Alright then, we'll see you there.
Gohan nods as he sees the ORC group walk into the lounge area where Issei was. Gohan grabs a towel to wipe all of the sweat off his face and puts on his Gi. Once he got his himself ready, he left the building and flew off to where the others were. He noticed that they walked in an abandoned factory not too far from town.
Gohan: So, this is the place?
Kiba: Yep this is it.
Gohan suddenly fault a power level inside the building.
Gohan: They are in there for sure.
Rias: Alright then, we need to take care of this quickly. Remember Issei, your job is to pay attention at how I run my peerage. The same shall be said to you Gohan.
Gohan: Alright but if things get rough, I'm stepping in.
Rias: Alright then, let's go.
The group entered the building to see nothing but the darkness. Gohan and Koneko smell something, they both cover their noses.
Koneko: That smell...
Gohan: It's like rotting flesh...
Kiba: Stay on your guard Issei.
???: My~ What is that delicious smell coming from?
Suddenly the group looks up to see a naked woman with black hair. Issei had his usual perverted face as he stared at the stray devil's breasts.
Issei: I see big boobies!
Gohan: Focus Issei! This isn't the time to be worrying about that!
Rias: Viser, you wretch... You betrayed your master and ran away to fulfill the lustful wants and desires that have consumed you. Your sins are worthy of a thousand hells. In the name of the great Marquis of Gremory begone or meet your death!
Viser: Oh, just give it a rest you little slut...! You always have had it in for me, you're just jealous cause your breasts will never be as luscious as these!
The stray proceeds to grope her own breasts which confused the saiyan-hybrid.
Gohan's mind: Okaaaaay... I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable.
Rias: This is your final warning: Go back to your master now!
Issei's mind: So this is a stray devil... She looks like a soft-core late-night cable-star!
Suddenly the stray transformed her lower body into some sort of monster and tried to attack the group but it was blocked by Kiba's sword.
Issei and Gohan: What the?!
Kiba: It always ends in ugliness.
Gohan: Man, this is really weird.
Issei: She has a really nice rack tho...
Gohan: Is that all you think about!
Issei: What? I can't help it.
Gohan: You are more creepier than that stray devil.
Suddenly the stray grabbed her breasts and shot some sort of laser beam from her nibble. Gohan pushed Issei out of the way and flicked away the beam.
Issei: Okay, this is a porno I don't wanna be in!
Rias: Kiba, you're up!
Kiba then grabbed his sword and vanished from sight.
Issei: Woah, he's teleporting?!
Gohan: No he's not, he's just moving really fast.
Rias: Kiba's my knight, so he has the ability to move fast.
Issei: Wait, he's named after a chess piece?
Rias: Correct, I name all of my members are named after chess pieces instead of calling them servants or slaves.
Kiba then cuts the stay's devil hand causing the her to scream in pain.
Suddenly the female stray transformed into a more...ugly looking devil than her previous form.
Issei: You're one ugly motherfucker (reference)
Gohan: That looks way worse than before!
Koneko then walks towards the stray with a nonchalant look on her face.
Issei: Koneko, watch out!
The stray devil then used its mouth and tried to eat the small neko but with a swift kick, Koneko managed to send the devil into the wall.
Issei: Holy crap!
Rias: Koneko is my rook, to put it simple... She has an unparalleled strength.
Gohan: Oh cool, so she's a brawler.
Rias: Akeno, it's now your turn.
Akeno: Oh goodie it's my turn!
As Akeno was walking towards the female stray. one of it's sliced arms that Kiba cut earlier got up and tried to get a sneak attack on Rias. Gohan saw this and quickly jumped into action.
Gohan: Rias, watch out!
Gohan then dashed in front of her and grabbed the stray's hand and crushed it to pieces.
Rias: That was a close one, thank you Gohan.
The saiyan-hybrid nodded.
Gohan: Just make sure to watch your surroundings.
Rias: Right. Akeno, finish her off please.
Akeno was in front of the female as lightning sparked from her hand. She then licked her lips.
Akeno: I got news for you. You're not the only one who likes to play rough here. So let's you and I have some fun!
The black haired girl then fired the electricity at the female stray which caused it to scream in pain.
Rias: Akeno is my Queen, her attributes are a perfect combo of all the other pieces. Her weapon is a dark, magical power
Akeno then stopped to see the stray with blood and marks all over her body.
Akeno: This violence... Is making me really hot~
She then continued firing her beams at the stray as Gohan and Issei sweat dropped.
Rias: Also did I forget to mention that she's really into S and M.
Issei: Wait you mean she gets turned on at this?
Rias: Indeed she does.
Akeno then glance at Gohan.
Akeno: I want a reward after this Gohan~ Okay.
Gohan sweat dropped...
Gohan: Erm...
Rias: Akeno, I think she's had enough.
Akeno: Over already..? I was just starting to enjoy myself.
Akeno stopped what she was doing as Rias walked up to the brutally damaged stray.
Rias: Any last words before we finish this?
Stray: Fuck you...you damn slut
Rias sighs as she gathers energy from her hand and creates an energy ball.
Rias: What a shame.
She then fires the blast at the female stray leaving nothing but ashes.
Rias: We're done here, let's go home.
Issei: W-Wait
Rias: What's wrong?
Issei: What chess piece am I?
Rias: You are a pawn.
Issei: Eh?! A pawn... But chicks don't like pawns!
Rias: I'm sorry, but that's what you are. Gohan is like my pawn, if that makes you feel better.
Issei: No... It really doesn't
Timeskip... Brought to you by Kiba trying to seduce Issei but Issei runs away.
Issei was riding his bike to another house for his job that Rias assigned him. He was still kinda sad that he was a pawn.
Issei: If I wanna have my own servants. First, I have to become a high-ranking devil. If I was born into power like Rias, it'd be easy. But I'm just another stupid reborn, so I have to bust my ass to prove myself. How can I do that though...? I'm a pawn. The punk ass little bitch of chess. At this rate I'll be a full-blown loser forever.
Issei then arrives at the house he was supposed to, he got off his bike and walked to the door.
Issei: Here goes.
He rings the doorbell but no one answers. He then notices that the door was slightly opened and opens it.
Issei: It's unlocked. That doesn't seem very safe.
He walked into the house.
Issei: Helloo! I'm the devil sent here by Lady Gremory..! Is anyone home?!
With one step into the house, Issei felt a chill meaning something is wrong.
Issei's mind: Uh-oh, I just had that weird feeling again.
Issei: If you're home, please say something!
He heard nothing but silence which creeped him out even more. He was about to leave until he remembered the promise he made with the president.
Issei: No, I can't back down from this. If I do then the president will get mad at me like before. Stop being a pussy and man up, you got this.
Issei took off his shoes and placed them next to the door and walked further into the house. He saw a light that was coming from the living room. He walked in and stepped on something wet.
Issei: Hm? What is this?
He grabbed the liquid and noticed that it was blood.
Issei: What the hell?!
Issei then looked around the room and covered his mouth. There were cut up body parts lying around the floor.
Issei: Oh shit!
???: 'Punished the wicked' Words to live by.
Issei turned his head to see a man sitting on the couch.
???: Yeah... Wise advice to heed from a holy man.
The man smiled as he saw the brown haired boy
Freed (Aka: The Holy Douche-bag)
The man got up from his seat and slowly walked towards the reborn devil.
Freed: Well, Well. You picked the wrong house fool. Freed Sellzen here, at your service. And you must be the scared little pussy who's devil ass this holy priest is gonna exorcise!
Issei: A-A priest?!
Freed: Yep. I work for a certain devil-purging organization you may have heard of.
Issei backed away.
Issei: So you're the one who did this?!
Freed: Summoning you was proof that he's done being human. END OF THE LINE SINNER! So I had to chop him up onto little bitty pieces! Putting down degenerate devils, and the lost souls that would cry out to them is my job.
He then pulled out his sword and a gun.
Freed: And no one is better at it than me!
Issei: T-That's a sword of light!
Freed: Very good! Looks like you devils can learn something. First I'm gonna cut out your evil heart, with my heavenly blade of light.. Then with my righteous gun, I'm going to blow you!
Issei: That last part really sounded gay.
Freed: God damnit, I was practicing that line for over a month! What I meant was that I was going to blow your devil face, how does that sound devil!?
The silver haired man jumped and tried to slash Issei but he barely dodges. Freed aimed his gun at the boy's leg and shot a holy bullet at his leg making Issei scream in pain.
Issei: Holy shit! This fucking hurts!
Freed: These bullets have been blessed by an exorcist. Hope they taste good, scumbug?!
Issei: It's Scumbag dumbass!
Freed: Whatever, Time to die!
Issei: Sacred gear!
Issei's arm lit up and equipped his gauntlet.
Freed: Ooo... Is the devil angry? Maybe it's time for Freed Sellzen to send you back to the abyss from whence you came!
Issei got up and tried to punch him but Freed easily dodged out the way and slashed him with his holy sword making Issei fall on the floor.
Freed: You're too slow hehe.
Issei: I hate you...
Freed: Get a guy all worked up and leave him half cocked..? That's no way for a lady to treat a gentleman like myself!
???: AAAAAAH!
The two heard a female's scream, Freed stopped what he was doing and turned to see Asia with a horrid face as she looks at the dead corpse.
Freed: What the hell..? Asia, what are you doing here? Are you done recreating the barrier already?
Asia: Don't... Don't do this.
Freed: Right, a newbie...! Well then, I guess it's time you learned! This is what the job is, my dear.. We dispose of unfortunate people who have been bewitched by the evil devils.
She then turns her head to see Issei in a poor stat and gasped.
Asia: No. It can't be.
Issei: Asia, I-
He was then cut off by Freed.
Freed: What's going on..? Do you two know each other?
Asia: Issei. why are you here?
Issei: It's... Because I'm a devil Asia... Remember the first time we met and we were by the church. I ran away because it was my devil instinct. I'm really sorry.
Asia: No... That can't be true.
Issei: I'm so sorry, I didn't want to lie to you. I swear... That's why I decided I didn't want to go near you at all.
Freed: Bruh, this dumb moment is making me sick. How about I end you painlessly and quickly actually I changed my mind... I really want to hear you scream.
Freed placed his holy sword underneath Issei's chin. Issei swallowed hard as he was ready to meet his end.
Freed: Time to finish this fuck-boy! I hope you said your prayers!
The man raised his sword as he was about to slice Issei's head in two but was stopped by...
Asia: Stop this please!
Freed: Oh you've got to be kidding me, stop it with the cliche bullshit and move aside Nun.
Asia: Please don't, I beg you for mercy. Forgive this man his sins, Fath-
She was then cut off by Freed cutting her nun outfit with his sword, her pink bra was also cut which fell on the ground revealing her breasts. Asia started to cry.
Freed: Shut up the fuck up already you little bitch! Are you out of your fucking mind! Are there maggots growing inside that stupid head of yours!
Issei pleaded to him.
Issei: Let her go!
Freed then grabs both of Asia's hands and used his holy sword to stop her from moving.
Freed: Our fallen angel friend says, I'm not supposed to hurt you, but I don't give a damn about that now.
He then strokes his hand on her cheek.
Freed: You know what happens to naughty girls, don't you?
He then gropes her breasts.
Issei tries to get up but falls as the pain takes over his entire body.
Issei's mind: I... can't move my body
???: That's enough!
Freed turned his head to only receive a fist to the mouth as he was sent out of the house. Issei saw the person had orange and blue karate uniform.
Son Gohan (Aka: Son of Goku/ Mr. Steal all Issei's girls/ The Protector)
Gohan: Sorry I'm late you two, for some weird reason I couldn't sense your Ki.
Issei: Thank God you came at the right time, a second later and I would've been dead.
Gohan then looks to the ground to see Asia. He quickly picks her up. He noticed that the man tried to rape her. He gritted his teeth as his Ki was slowly rising. Suddenly a magic circle appeared next to Issei as Kiba and the rest of the ORC came out of the circle.
Kiba: Sorry that we're late.
Akeno: What a mess, there's blood everywhere.
Koneko: It reeks in here.
Issei: Y-You guys came..
Suddenly Freed got up and walked back into the house.
Freed: Great, Now we got ourselves a nice little gang-bang.
Kiba: For a priests, you certainly have quite the fowl mouth.
Freed: What the hell are you, the impiety police..? Get off your high horse douche bag; hunting your kind is my only concern! So stop preaching and let's get to it already!
Akeno: Ara Ara, you sure are a piece of work.
Freed: And you my dear, are a piece of ass.. Oh those eyes are killing me. There's nothing I lust after more than a sexy devil bitch!
Rias: If you want it, come and get some!
Suddenly Freed was shot by a red beam as he was yet again sent to the ground.
Rias: No one is allowed to harm my servants.
Issei: Rias... I'm sorry, I tried but failed.
Rias: Don't worry Issei, It wasn't your fault. It was mine, I didn't know what was happening until their barrier was down.
Freed: God damnit Asia, you useless piece of shit! You were suppose to put up the barrier!
Asia started to cry again but felt a hand on her head, she looked up to see Gohan smiling at her.
Gohan: Don't cry Asia.
Gohan stood up and slowly walked towards freed.
Gohan: This is your first and final warning, leave now or I'll have to resort to fighting you.
Freed: Oh wow, I'm so scared! Please someone save me! Ha lame! I do whatever the hell I want and when I w-
He was then interrupted by Gohan flaring his Ki which made the Exorcist and everyone else almost get blown away. Gohan then slowly walked towards the man with a calm but angered face. Freed then fired a couple of bullets at the saiyan-hybrid but it was caught by him.
Freed: What?! That's impossible, devils are supposed to be weak to these bullets.
Gohan: That's because I'm not a devil, so these bullets won't affect me.
Freed: Well shit.
Freed was then kicked in the face which sent him flying in the sky.
Gohan: You guys, take care of Issei. I'll bring Asia to safety.
Rias: Will do.
Issei: Gohan, please keep her safe!
Gohan gave him a thumbs up as the rest of the peerage summoned a transportation circle and disappeared.
Gohan: Asia, come on let's get out of here.
Asia: O-Okay.
Gohan grabbed the nun bridal style as they left the house.
Gohan: Hold on tight Asia because I'm going to fly.
Asia: Okay.
Gohan levitated off of the ground and flew in the air. He was about to fly off until he saw a light spear. Gohan dodged it and turned his head to see Donaseek and Mittlet. He also noticed that his blue haired girlfriend was there.
Donaseek: You bastard! I won't forgive you for the last time we met.
Mittlet: Yeah! This time I won't go down as fast as before!
Gohan: ...Wait, who are you two again? Was it Donut-seek and er... Blondie. I already know thats kalawarner.
The two fallen angels had a tic mark on their heads.
Donaseek and Mittlet: We're going to kill you!
The two threw light spears but Gohan dodges effortlessly. Gohan looked at Asia.
Gohan: Asia, I'm going to throw you in the air, okay? While I'm going to take down those fallen angels. So I'm going to need you to stay calm.
Asia: W-Wait let me get re-
Gohan then threw her in the air. The blonde girl screamed.
(Similar to this)
Gohan: Alright, this should be quick.
He glanced at Kala as she took notice and had a slight blush on her face. He then winked at her and she nodded. He then vanished from sight and took the other two fallen angels in a matter of seconds.
Gohan: Well that was easy, I was honestly expecting a little more from them.
Kalawarner: H-How are you so fast, it was like I couldn't see you at all.
Gohan chuckled and looked up in the air to see Asia coming down. He then extended his arms and caught Asia who was frozen in fear.
Gohan: Like I said when we first met, it's from all the training I've done. This is just a little appetizer of my true power.
He looked down at Asia to see that she is still frozen. He chuckled.
Gohan: Looks like she's had enough action for one day. See you Kala, take care of yourself.
Gohan flew off. The blue haired girl had a small smile on her face. She then waved at him.
Kalawarner: Bye Gohan, I love you.
With Gohan and Asia....
Asia pouted and gave the saiyan-hybrid soft punches.
Asia: Don't do that again Gohan.
The boy chuckled.
Gohan: Sorry Sorry, I won't do it again.
Asia huffed and forgave him.
Gohan: Alright, so where do you want me to leave you?
Asia: Leave me at the park.
Gohan: Are you sure?
The blonde nun nodded.
Asia: Please.
Gohan: Alright then.
Gohan lands at the park and drops her down.
Gohan: Alright then Asia, stay safe and stay out of trouble okay.
Asia: mhm, I will. Thank you Gohan.
Gohan: See you next time.
The boy waved at her and she waved back. He levitated off of the ground and flew back to the clubroom..
To Be Continued...
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