Hi again:) Just a reminder that this is a new version of rant #3

•so we've got the plastics who rein and the Queen Bee with a sting. Let's move straight into the very next thing•

The Jocks

Every girl wants to be with them, and every guy wants to be them.

Aka: the kings of the football field.

While the plastics own the halls and rein over all of man kind, the jocks are famously known for stealing hearts.
Just to see them everyday makes your heart skip a beat! And when they just give you a glance, you'd be prepared to melt at their feet.

Ok, let's skip past all of the love mushy mushy poetry, and get down to business.

Beside the fact that they're absolutely gorgeous, these guys have pretty much everything going for them- lemme give you an example: they're part of the football team, which I'm sure you know by now is a free ticket to popularity! And if that's not good enough than I don't know what is! When I say that they capture everybody's hearts, I also man the plastics and infamous Queen Bee.
Now for some absurd reason, in most cases-NOT GENERALIZING HERE
But in most cases, the plastics have then wrapped around their little fingers. How they do this? I don't know! Because if it was THAT easy, us ladies would have figured it out by now;)

They have a solid reputation, and it's almost as if no one has anything against them-unless you hide in the bushes every day after school, spying, trying to find something to have against them.
This doesn't happen on a regular basis tho...mostly...

They are such good boys, and it seems as if they wouldn't harm a fly!

Jocks are naturally charming-I don't know if it's the football field or what!
They've just got the charm:)

And last but never least-how could it ever be least, they're always on the teacher's good side-which actually kinda sucks when you're an average Joe. Doesn't leave enough favoritism to go around;)

All this has got me thinking...
I should go for tryouts next season!
I'll be going all Mulan on them! LADIES, WHO'S WITH ME?
I'm so gonna pass my classes with flying colours;)