F/n:"Aww fwuck, I'mf gwonna fe flate!"

Our hero says muffled as he ran through the park with a slice of bread hanging from his mouth as a shortcut until, he bumped into a cloaked gal. He fell on the ground, as did the girl too.

????:"Eep!"

F/n:"Goddamn Anime Tropes..."

F/n opened his eyes to see a young busty and blonde girl wearing a blue-green cloak. His eyes averted to her panties that were showing.

F/n:"Nice, breathable fabric."

He stood up and held out his hand at the girl, the girl looked up to him and with that fall, she thought it was angel taking her. The girl blushed madly before taking his hand gently.

F/n stood up and stretched his arm out to the girl, who takes it and uses it to help herself stand up. She blushes and bows.

Asia:"H-hi! My name is Asia Argento! I'm really sorry for bumping into you!"

F/n:"Pool, Dead. I'm fine, I really hated Anime tropes but hey, nice blue cotton underwear. Really smooth down under your cat!"

Asia blushes as her face turned completely red from embarrassment. He laughs before raising his hand for a hand shake.

F/n:"Spider-Man- No wait! F/n L/n! Damn it!"

Asia:"Nice to meet you, Mr. L/n."

F/n:"Oh~ So polite and kind, me likey! How about you and I go do some BDSM shit?"

Asia:"U-Uhm.."

F/n:"I'm kidding! Or am I? Anyways! Let's chat later afternoon here! BYE!"

He dashed off to Kuoh Academy leaving the cute blonde girl at the park. She was confused whether to be disgusted, flustered, angry or embarrassed about the whole situation.

Asia:"He..seems weird but..a part of me wants to meet him more...it won't hurt to know a little more about him right..?"

She blushes as she walks to-

*The screen scratches*

F/n:"Hey fuck stick!"

Boomstick:"For the love of fuck..what?!"

F/n:"Can I fuck her?!"

Boomstick:".....Wiz! Where the hell is my shotgun!?"

F/n:"Oops! Pissed him off! Gotta go! See you next episode readers!"