A/N: somehow I have the feeling, this is gonna probably take longer to finish this than probably any story. Besides my Equestria Lesbians. Hope you guys like this chapter a little. Enjoy.

"H-H-Hey Twilight."
"Oh. Don't 'Hey Twilight' me." She said sounding very upset.
"W-What's wrong?"
"You! How could you? You promised you weren't going to try anything to destroy the wedding and what do you do?! You just decide to kiss him."
"Hey. He kissed me."
"Hey Rainbow. News Flash! He's not into you anymore."
"Yes he is. He still likes me."
"Really? You expect me to believe that?"
"Yeah I though you would."
"And here I am trying to apologize. Glad I came to prove I have nothing to be sorry about!"
This was only getting worse on the two ponies.
"Hey! Maybe if you would use your ears instead of only your eyes, maybe your egghead brain would actually work for once!"
"Oh! My brain? Look at you! Kissing him like Lightning Dust never existed. You can't be serious Rainbow! Why can't you just admit you're jealous and trees no future for you two?!"
This time, she actually remain calm for her so-call-friend. "You're right. I am jealous. And maybe there is no future for us both. But that doesn't mean our love isn't fake like their wedding is. I don't care anymore if you believe me Twilight. I believe what my heart says. And I'm not gonna ruin the wedding. only cause Dumbbell is right. That child needs a father."
Twilight's widen with Rainbow's words. Mostly the last sentence.
"Now if you excuse me, I'm going to spend my last minutes with Dumbbell as a friend before he leaves to Manehattan after his wedding tomorrow." Then she flew off leaving the Alicorn princess by herself to stand in surprisement.
Rainbow Dash had her eyes teared up but she tried not to cry again. She just got through with that.
She flew and flew to find him around the building everypony was setting the wedding, but never found him.
She flew finding Lightning Dust, Bon Bon, Lyra, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack surround with each other. She joined them so she blush et a flew answers.
"I must say Rarity." Lightning said. "The dress you made was great."
"Why uh, thank you." Rarity hated resell for saying that.
"Have you made your bridesmaids dresses?"
"Yes I have. And I think they'll be smashing for sure."
"And the maid-of-honor dress?"
Rainbow Dash really hated being the maid-of-honor, especially for Lightning Dust.
"Done and fabulous."
"Great. I can't wait till tomorrow. I might as well be using the restroom, if y'all excuse me." Then she flew away leaving the mares alone.
Fluttershy walked to her rainbow friend and put her hoof on her shoulder. "You okay Rainbow Dash?"
"Yeah. I guess I just realized that sometimes, you just gotta move on with what you loved before and let it go." She said with a fake smile.
"I just hope you'll be alright darling." Rarity said.
"I'll be okay. I think."
"If it makes you feel better," Bon Bon started to talk. "You didn't have to have Tequila shots with her like me and Lyra did last night."
"Yeah. I hated drinking that."
But that's what caught Rainbow's attention. "Wait. What did you just say?"
"What we did? Oh it was gross--"
"No Lyra. I mean, did you guys say you had tequila shots?"
They looked at each other not understanding and Bon Bon said "Yeah. And?"
Lyra began to take a sip of her drink with her magic.
"What wrong Rainbow?" Applejack asked.
"You can't have tequila when you're pregnant."
Bon Bon and Lyra's eyes widen realizing what they had just done and Lyra spitted out her drink.
"Wait. What?" Rarity was in shock, including her friends.
"Lightning Dust is pregnant and you can never take tequila shots when you're pregnant." She explained.
"Unless, you're not pregnant." Applejack began to catch her drift.
Lyra and Bon Bon were sweating like crazy as the other mares stared at them both. They tried walking backwards but realized their backs hit the wall by accident.
Then Fluttershy flew up wit her hoofs behind her back. She had a worry look on her that looked sad. "I'm sorry." She said. Then she had an angry glare and moved her hoofs revealing a black bag and out it over their heads.

They've been in that bag for so long, it may have been hours probably. The bag was over their heads revealing a room that was dark. It was basically a basement. Then they saw the first pony to appear in the dark.
"So gals," Applejack said sounding a little creepy. "Wanna fuss up what's going on?"
"We..." Bon Bon was scared.
"We have nothing to hide!" Lyra said.
"Oh really?" Rarity appear on the left side of them. "Then how would a pregnant pony survive through Tequila shots?"
"It was a miracle. We don't know."
"Some miracle that was." Rainbow Dash said appearing on the right. "And it would be such a shame if we have to force it out of you two."
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie came back with two bags in Fluttershy's hoofs while Pinkie Pie carried a tray of three sauces.
"Ooh. What do we got here Fluttershy?" Applejack asked with a smirk on her face.
"Oh uh," she looked a little nervous but she tried to look tough. She reached in one bag and showed a pretty pink slick top. "A beautiful pink top."
Bon Bon looked even more scared.
"And," Pinkie grabbed something out of the other bag and revealed a light blue that had golden music notes. It was gorgeous. "A nice blue... whatever this is."
They both placed it nice and gently on the counter that was behind Applejack.
"What are you guys doing?" Bon Bon asked.
"So what else did y'all bring?" Applejack asked them two.
"Oh nothing much." Fluttershy said. "Except for three different kinds of fantastic sauces."
Bon Bon and Lyra realized their trick. "You wouldn't." Lyra looked angry most.
Everypony raised an eyebrow to prove they weren't kidding.
Rarity used her magic to hold the two tops as Rainbow Dash grabbed one sauce that was purple and sparkly. "Ooh. Look at this girls." She said. "Purple sparkly avaceeto. So much of it can cause a stain."
But them Lyra grinned at the ponies. "Those would be cleaned out with magical clean-out in twenty minutes exact."
Their eyes were filled with surprisment. Guess that won't work.
Rainbow Dash put it down as Applejack handed her another sauce that was turquoise blue with golden sparkles.
"Oh hey. It's that special sauce princess Cadence made last month. The love sauce."
"Those would be air dried after baby hoofs products." Bon Bon said.
Oh this is hard for the ponies. How are they gonna get them to spill the beans? They had one more sauce. They have to give it a try.
Rainbow put down the sauce and got another from Applejack. It was just plain out red.
"Ooh... whatever this stuff is." She said confused.
"That's margarita soy sauce filled with sparkles." Fluttershy said.
"Ooh! I use to eat that with my grill." Rarity said.
The ponies stared at them two and waited. Their only response was their faces looking horrified.
They got them!
Then Rainbow started to slowly pour the sauce close to the tops.
"Tick rock gals. We ain't got all day." Applejack said.
Lyra and Bon Bon wouldn't want to tell, but their tops are so fabulous, they couldn't be ruined.
"Okay! Okay stop!" Bon Bon shouted. "Lightning Dust was never pregnant!"
Rainbow put the sauce back into the bowl and smiled at the two ponies. She still had the sauce in her hoofs.
"Why is she lying that she's pregnant?" Pinkie asked.
"We don't know." Lyra said.
Rainbow began to pour it again but Bon Bon's words stopped her. "No we're serious! We don't know! She never mention it out loud or anything!"
Rainbow wasn't believing them. She was already filled with so much emotion.
"Rainbow stop." Applejack said. "Seems they're telling the truth."
Rainbow couldn't possibly believe them. But if her friends believe them, maybe she should. She sighed and put the sauce down back on the counter.
Fluttershy untied the two ponies and handed them their tops.
They grabbed them immediately an ran towards the door. But they turned back to the ponies and Bon Bon asked "Yore not gonna tell, are you?"
The ponies looked at each other, curious if they should. But they felt they've been through enough for one day, so they said "Nope."
They smiled and ran off.
Everypony was glad to get the truth but when they looked at Rainbow, they notice she was holding her hoof real tight with a straight face.
"You okay?" Applejack asked.
"I'm fine." She said trying to look mad.
"You sure? You look-"
"I'm fine Rarity."
Everypony smiled and knew where this was going. "You can scream Rainbow Dash." Fluttershy said. "No pony can hear you."
"Good." She finally released her hoof. Then she took a deep breath and screamed "THAT PONY STEALING NARSARRING BEING BEST PONY STEALER!!!"
Her screamed was so loud, almost half of Equestria could have heard that. She breath to keep control of her angry, panting mostly.
The ponies's hairs were pushed back behind their heads from the Pegasus's scream.
"Okay. I'm good. Sorry everypony about that." She said calm.
"Totally worth it." Fluttershy said.
"Sooo? Are we gonna stop the wedding or what?!" Pinkie asked getting her hair back in place.
"No Pinkie."
"Why not?" Applejack asked. "She's faking she's pregnant and marrying him for no reason."
"Because, I already probably ruined half of it, and Twilight wouldn't be so happy about it."
"Well I'm not happy about her faking she's pregnant. That is dishonesty of being a a Pegasus."
They turned and saw their Alicorn friend appear from the door.
"What are you doing here Twilight?" Rarity asked.
"Well, I was going to help princess Celestia with the trip planning, but then I ward yelling back here and thought it was best to investigate." She looked at Rainbow Dash and smiled. "An you were right Rainbow. I'm sorry for not believing you."
"Ah. It's cool. I'm just glad I know the truth of what's going on." She said.
"There's just one thing I don't understand." Fluttershy said. "Why would she marry him either way?"
"To probably make me jealous and in pain. And I'll tell you this. It's working."
"Well not anymore." Twilight said. "We got a wedding to crash."
Everypony was glad but Rainbow was confused mixed with happy. "Wait. What happen to not ruining anything Twi?"
"... Do you want to stop this wedding or what Rainbow Dash?"
Everypony stared at their friend waiting for a response.
She then smiled with pride and said "I'm in!"
"Now, here's what we should do..."

A/N: OMG this is hard. And I gotta say. Best day ever! Not only do I have a brony. I believe I have a boyfriend! Hope you guys liked the chapter and I'll see y'all in the next one!