Jinjin: I know you snuck out last night, Lennon.

Internally Lennon: Play dumb!

Lennon: Who's Lennon?

Internally Lennon: Not that dumb!

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MJ: I'm going to get soup

Lennon: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

MJ, leaving the room: Pff. I'm not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

MJ, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Sanha: Good morning.

Rocky: Good morning.

Eunwoo: Good morning.

Moonbin: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Lennon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Eunwoo: Listen, Lennon, I've been thinking about our current living situation and, uh... Why are you smiling?

Lennon: I got a little surprise.

Lennon, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named him, uh... "Eunwoo", you know, after... after you.

Eunwoo, leans down to look in tank: Well, that's not even a real fish. You know, that's a Goldfish Cracker.

Lennon, in a serious tone: So, what's your point, man?

Eunwoo: Okay, good night... You big, freak of nature.

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MJ: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures.

Rocky: What the fuck?

Lennon: He's having an idea.

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Moonbin: We need a plan to beat them.

Lennon: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Moonbin:

Lennon: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Sanha: Look guys, I need help.

Moonbin: Love help?

Rocky: Financial help?

Jinjin: Emotional help?

Lennon: Help moving a body?

[Everybody looks at Lennon]

Lennon: What? It's an honest question.

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Moonbin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Sanha: Rude.

Lennon: That's fair.

MJ: Not again.

Jinjin: Are you going to want this back?

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Rocky: Yo.

Lennon: Did you just say 'yo'?

Rocky: I started saying it ironically, but now it's just natural.

Lennon: Cool. [Finger guns]

Rocky: You too?

Lennon: Yep. [More finger guns]

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Eunwoo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Moonbin: What if it bites me and it dies?

MJ: Then your poisonous, you idiot!

Rocky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Eunwoo: That's voodoo.

Jinjin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Eunwoo: That's correlation, not causation.

Sanha: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Lennon, smirking: That's kinky.