Requested by: SoulOfTheMedley 

Question: What is Midnight's issue?

Info by: Lapis and Yellow

Warnings: sexual discussion

(Please hold while I finish dying-)

Oh Arceus... depending on what you're pointing at makes all the difference. I'm going to hit both problems in that chapter because there were two. Not that you would've caught the other one because I almost missed it. Almost being it was hidden just enough.

Problem #1 (The obvious to see one)

Um....

You wouldn't exactly understand... but fanfiction can... sorta help here.

Us males... (Lapis is in full agreement with me) have a... problem in the lower torso that we'll just say is annoying as hell. It's not timed like a period is, which makes it worse.

(Lapis: Ladies get the luck of timing. Painful, but you can sorta expect it.)

(Yellow: Haha!)

Touche. Meanwhile, us guys, this problem gets triggered by... certain things.

Basically, in one word: Boner.

Problem #2 (The one I almost missed)

If you didn't see it, I don't blame you. I had to reread the chapter.

The second problem was Midnight's little tantrum-like thing that followed the events of last night.

He- no... Lapis is saying it.

(Lapis: Dear Arceus... basically, Midnight has a rule. If you are old enough or you're big enough, you may top him. In which case, Parchment didn't meet any of those requirements. So he was mad that she topped him that last night. Stupid, but we have asked people what they thought of it. No one wants that either.)

(Yellow: I love how it's not that she's female. It's that she doesn't fit the requirements. Forget that she's female, if she fit the requirements, he would probably let her lead all the time.)

Yep. He has admittedly told me, word for word: "If she met the requirements, I wouldn't have gotten mad. Hell, I would've told her to keep going."

(Lapis: Disturbing little boy...)

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