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At Karan's house

Karan was Sitting on the couch, laptop open, browsing through listings of flats in his society, deep in thought

Karan:  "Yeh wala flat theek lag raha hai, ya phir doosra wala better hoga?" (Murmuring to himself)

Karan's Dad Walked  into the room, noticing Karan's focused expression

k.d: "Karan itne der se laptop mai kya dekh raha hai? vapis office ka kaam?"

Karan:" um..ha..dad.....office ka kaam....

K.d saw that karan is seeing flats

k.d:  "Karan, tu flats dekh raha hai? Tu ghar chhod raha hai?!"

Karan freezes, the coffee cup pausing mid-air. He glances at his dad.

KARAN: "What? No, Dad—"

Before Karan can explain, his MOM walks in, overhearing just enough to spark her dramatic instincts.

k.m: "Haye! Mera beta ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai?! Kya hum itne bure maa-baap hain?"

She rushes towards Karan, dramatically . Karan rolls his eyes, already sensing the storm coming.

Karan "Mom, seriously? It's not like that! vo toh mai..."

But his DAD joins in, shaking his head and looking utterly betrayed.

k.d :" teju ke iss gahr se jane se hum pehele hi itne udas hai  aur ab tu bhi ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai! aab kon banega hamara budhape ka sahara...ha vaise budhapa aane mai aur 10 -15 saal hai muje..."

karan: " seriously dad?? 10 15 saal aur hai aapka budhapa aane mai?"

k.d: " acha chal thik hai...na tera na mera....20 saal.."

k.m: " aare...aap dono topic se badlo mat...hum ghar ke baare mai over drama..i mean..discussion kar rahe the.."

Karan lets out a deep sigh.

k.m: "Kya hum itne bhoj ban gaye hain? abhi  toh bas  laptop pe chhup-chhup ke flats dekh raha hai ye ladka. Kal ko suitcase pack karega aur chhup kar chale jayega!!!!!!"

Karan (groaning, rubbing his temples): "Mom, please.....suno toh..."

k.d: "bachpan se aaj tak jo tuje chahiye vo tuje lake di......chocolate, shoes, car, padosi ki beti...( k.m saw him) kya?? karan ki peheli girlfriend jab vo 1std mai tha..... vo roshan ki beti reet...haye roshan.

k.m saw k.d

karan ; ' reet beech mai kaha se aagayi dad??" ( rubbing his temples on his parents over drama)

k.m: " aee..tu reet nu chadh....( she saw kd)  ji apko badi yaad aa rahi hai roshan ki..." 

k.d: " oye..aab tu na topic se badal...."

k.m: " acha cha..thik hai...( she turned to karan wiping her imaginary tears ) Aakhir kaunsa flat tumhe humare pyar se zyada accha lag gaya?"

Karan's eye-roll is so dramatic, it could win an Oscar. He finally shuts his laptop, looking at both his parents with the most exhausted expression........

KARAN: "Okay, listen . Relax. I'm not moving out....muje mera ghar pyaara hai...pls.."

His mom gasps dramatically again, not believing him for a second.

k.m: " toh tuje iss society ke flats pe crush aagaya hai kya jo inhe nihar raha hai!"

Karan shakes his head, realizing there's no escaping the drama.

Karan: " mom...dad...meri..i mean..mera ek friend hai...usse flat chahiye iss society mai toh mai bas uski help kar raha tha"

Both parents freeze, processing this new information.

k.d: "Friend? Kaunsa friend?"

k.m: " kaha reheta hai tera ye friend?"

k.d: " kab bana vo tera friend?"

k.m: " kaise bana vo tera friend?"

k.d: " kyo bana vo tera friend?"

Karan: " uska biodata bhi bata du aapko? ek kaam karta hu mai na uspe presentation banake aapko present kar deta hu..u know zyada easy rahega aap dono ko samajne mai..meri ..mere friend ko"

k.m: "Arre, toh pehle kyun nahi bataya nalayak ? Itni tension kyu di?"

Karan groans and throws his head back against the couch dramatically.

Karan: "Because you both jumped to conclusions faster than a bullet train........mom dad... I'm not moving anywhere! Main yahi hoon, aapke saath hamesha.....mai move out ka risk nhi le sakta okay??? pata chala mere move out karte h muje khabar aagayi ki mai vapis bada bhai banne wala hu" ( sarcasm) 

k.d: " ye nhi ho sakta'

karan: " i know ....aapki umar....

k.d: " oye..umar pe na jaaa khotte.....tu phirse bada bhai kaise ban sakta hai?? tu toh ghar mai sabse chota hai...pehel shilpa , phir reva aur phir tu....toh tu peheli baar hi bada bhai banega" 

karan saw him dad like he is an alien

karan : " arggg....mom dad..pls..aab mai meri ....mere friend ki help kardu????"

k.m: " ha toh kar na..maine kab tere hatho mai mehendi lagayi hai??" huhhh khamakha tension de diya muje...chalo ji madad kara do meri kitchen mai" 

k.d: " aaya ji....thoda romance bhi kar lunga" 

he went behind his wife

karan ( in mind):  ye bhi aapni wali ke sath...sorry sorry ..i mean dad bhi mom ke sath romance kar rahe hai...vaha vo bandar meri princess ke sath romance kar raha hai.............ek couple ki umar kuch Zyada hi hai romance ke liye aur dusre couple ki umar kuch zyada hi choti hai romance ke liye..aur jinki correct umar hai..that is me and ladoo , unke life se romance ka r bhi nhi hai.....Hey bhagwannnnn !!!!!!!! aapko bhi mai hi mila tha kya?? aaisi kismat bhala kon likhta hai???

bhagwanji: " oye khotte...muje mat kos....ye teri writer ko maza aata hai tuje tadpane mai..toh mai kya karu??  tuje jo bhi  sikhayat hai vo writer se kar na...muje na tang kar" 

karan: " writer??? usse toh kehena hi bekar hai......pata nhi kab sath layegi vo muje aur ladoo ko..." 

writer: " oh hello....mr.karan kundrra...aapki ladoo ko US nhi jane diya yahi badi baat hai....huh..ungli di hai hath mat pakdo...ruko zara sabar karo..vaise bhi sabar ka phal meetha hota hai !!!!!!!! 

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( i know i know ye chap mai maine jo samaj aayi vo likha hai...kal law ka paper hai......law padhte padhte dimag ki dahi ho gayi toh sacha chapter hi likh du..toh ye likh diya....hope so maza aaya ho padhke...sorry tejran content nhi hai..as muje na maza aa raha tha karan and uske parents ka ye likhte hue......sorry ha 😅