Elizabeth's pov****

A large thunderous roar. A snarling piercing hiss. Both of  which fought for me but one without good intentions. Flashing thunder illuminated the surrounding dawn like clouds. the ground, a shallow pool which I limply floated on watching them fight like rabid beasts.

The golden dragon fights for her mistress.

The emerald cobra fights for his goddess's new vessel.

And I watched from my Crimson pool, laying limply as the beasts fought their way for control.

I lazily opened my eyes and noticed Ganon snoring heavily in a chair next to me. I let out a yawn and stretched, getting up to change into my normal clothes when I noticed it was still dark out. I heard someone stir but paid no attention to it. What did get my attention though as I caught sight of my reflection, was my back.

"Elizabeth!" I saw Ganon hurriedly get up from the chair he was sleeping on and ran up towards me, " what are you doing out of bed you're supposed to be rest-"

"Kotake said it wasn't supposed to scar until a few days later.."

Gannon bit his cheek and looked away, his hands balling into fists.

"Ganon what's on my back."

He didn't respond.. He didn't have to. I already knew. But I needed confirmation.

"Answer me." My voice came out hoarsely, a quiet pleading whisper.

"A fading golden dragon.."

"And"

"A green snake."

A coppery taste filled my mouth and I realized I was bitting through my cheek.

"What are they doing."

"Trying to kill each other.."

I closed my eyes, and fell to my knees. My reflection on the mirror looking back at me mockingly.

"Dear Orpheus what have I done."

The ancients are beginning to cast me out.

I'm being exiled..

Anna's pov****

a frustrated huff escaped my lips as I tried my best to find that damned entrance to the underworld. I know it's in here. It was here where I was taken and it's here where I'll go in.

"Child you're persistent."

Shut up Aaron right now I need my brain free so I can think.. How do you find portals anyways?! Aren't they supposed to be like a galaxy? Everything's galaxyfied these days. Even my donuts!

"This one has remained open for centuries, the ones you're talking about are open for minutes. These are harder to find simply because they are hard to see to the naked eye. Though I suppose the shadow warrior may have some item that can help finding them no?"

I felt Aaron chuckle in the back of my mind and I frowned. I turned to sheik and he rose an eyebrow at me. "Sheik do you have something that, say, finds hidden things to the naked eye?" This caught him completely off guard like literally his eyes started shifting both ways and his head moved back a bit.

Bitch you guilty.

"No..."

"He's lying."

I know.. He's a terrible liar too...

"I Cant imagine him cheating on you."

I'd skin that mother fucker alive.. Just let him try!

"Liar, I know you have something that lets you find hidden items. Let me see it." Sheik frowned, "it's my tribes secret I can't just go around and give it to just anyone. Anyways who told you about it?" I scoffed indignantly, "anyone? Bitch I'm you're mother fucking wife and if that doesn't make me part of your fucking tribe then I don't know what does and that should be reason enough for you to let me use that fucking item and go find that damned portal and talk to my damned daddy do you understand?!"

He glared, "no I'm not giving it to you! First you're rude and disrespectful and second no just because we're married that doesn't make you part of my tribe! It's not that easy Anna! We have laws and customs and it doesn't work that way!"

I gasped and placed my hands on my hips, "RUDE? DISRESPECTFUL? Excuse me but last time I checked IM THE ONE TRYING TO SAVE YOUR SOUL HERE!"

Sheik's face was a full on glare. Like his cowl was down leaving his face uncovered revealing a non too pleasant glare. And to be honest it sorta scared me to se him this pissed off at me. But it's not like he was gonna hit me. He would never hit a girl, right?

Right?

"You two fight like a married couple! Literally! Like quiet down a bit let the dead rest a bit."

I screamed and sheik jumped. I turned and saw a familiar little red eyed girl. "DAMN IT RHEA DONT EVER FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!" Rhea giggled and then looked at sheik her ghost eyes glimmering with complete happiness.

I looked at him confused, but that didn't help since I became even more confused of a mess. Sheik looked hopeful.

Why the fuck you looking hopeful for boy? Who are you hoping to meet? The president?!

"Rhea?"

I frowned.

Wait he knows Rhea?? What is he of her?! What is she of him?! What the fuck is going on?! What am I missing?! WOULD ANYONE CARE TO FUCKING FILL ME IN PLEASE?!

I looked at both sheikah at the same time when Thalia appeared behind Rhea and beside me. Thalia gasped and Rhea ran happily towards her mother yelling, "momma look! Look! I told you he's alive momma I told you!"

Sheik looked at me, again that hopeful glimmer strong in his eyes, "you can see them can't you? You can also hear them?" I nodded, "you know them? Who are they to you?"

At this Rhea ran up to me, her eyes glassy with tears, "Anna please let us talk with him! Let me talk with big brother!"

I felt my mouth drop wide open.

"Well that's unexpected.."

You're fucking telling me?! I've been talking to his dead little sister and dead mother and I didn't even know this?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKS?!

"Child you must really work on your language..."

Bitch don't scold me I'm freaking out here... Anyways how do I do this? I've never been a medium in my life like do I have to hold hands and shit? Do I have to be like Thalia and Rhea something something if you're here communicate with me through fire or some shit like in scary movies? I don't know! I don't watch scary movies!

"Relax child I will walk you through the process.."

That's reassuring...

I sighed, "I've never done this before but it's worth a shot don't you think Rhea?" Rhea gleamed happily at me and sheik stared, slightly panicked, "do what?"

I smirked, "you'll see. Just don't freak out on me please. If you freak then I freak. It's never a good sign if a ninja freaks they're supposed to be unbeatable and badass." Rhea and Thalia giggled at my commend and Sheik rolled his eyes at me.

Alright big guy what do I do?

"Relax, you're too stiff. Let your energy flow. There isn't a spell for this so you have to do exactly what I say. Focus on thinning the veil between the two. Not removing it, or you'll release the underworld here. That will allow him to see and hear them temporarily. Imagine there is a thick glass wall between them that doesn't let them see or hear each other. While letting your power flow imagine it thinning it into a thin veil until sound and light can pass through. This should work for a bit for your endurance isn't much."

I sighed, here goes nothing...

I looked at the space between them and did what Aaron told me, imagining the wall and thinning it. As I did though I felt a massive drain in energy and heard two gasps followed by a very surprised holy fuck.

I chuckled, "such language in front of your mother sheik I'm disappointed.." He frowned at me and I smirked, waving him off I sat on a nearby rock with my back against a rock.

How long can I do this?

"Not much child I advise you don't give them longer than you can hold. It can be dangerous."

Figures..

Thalia didn't waste any time to go up to sheik and hug him, and neither did Rhea. All three of them hugged tightly and I almost shed a tear when I saw little Rhea hugging sheik's waist crying.

Wait how are they even touching him??

"You went a little far and thinned the veil a little too much.."

That's possible?? Awesome! Bitch the grudge can touch you why can't they touch sheik? Have I proven my point? Yes? Exactly!

Thalia was the first one to break the hug, "look at how much you've grown! You've grown into such a fine young man!" I bit my bottom lip and averted my eyes to the ground raising my eyebrows once I heard her comment.

A fine man indeed Thalia a Very fine man..

"Please keep your lustful comments to yourself..."

Please stay out of my mind while I make lustful comments. And they weren't lustful! I was just agreeing to what she said. Nothing wrong with that...

"Sure...."

Rhea ran up to me and gave me the biggest hug that literally made me fall of the rock I was sitting on. Like she legit tackled me off the rock I was on. "THANK YOU ANNA THANK YOU!" I winced and tried my best to get the tiny girl (damn for a dead person she can really choke someone) off of me. "No problem. Ok I love you and all but seriously I need- oh fuck it. Just throw my personal space out the window why don't you..." Rhea giggled and pulled me into their little group and I instinctively began to feel light headed.

"Child-"

Don't rush it I know.

"Do not over do it. The world does not need sajira's heir dead because she wasn't careful. Do not and I repeat, DO NOT, give them more time than needed. I will aid you with energy if it proves to be too difficult but I will do no more. Be well and safe, these types of spells are notorious for bringing the user insane and other unwanted guests."

Possible insanity death and unwanted ghosts? Sure! Why not I mean it's not like you couldn't have told me this before! How do you stop this anyways?!

Arron?

Hello??

Figures... You know this is so fucking cliché. Like you have to be fucking kidding me...

"Anna? Are you listening?"

I snapped out of my thoughts and back into the conversation and saw three pair of Crimson eyes staring back at me. Is it common for sheikah members to have red eyes? Does that mean that if I have babies with sheik they will have red eyes?

Woah?

Where did those thoughts come from?

Anna focus damn it...

I noticed I was biting my thumbnail and I shook my head, "y-yeah sorry! What were you guys saying?" Rhea smiled, "I asked why you came here. You didn't just come here to let us talk to my brother there's something else isn't there?" I made a 'not really' face and nodded, "ehh, I'm actually looking for the underworld. A portal to it. And I need something that can let me see it that sheik happens to have but he won't let me borrow it because he's mean to me."

Hehehe I'm a bitch...

Sheik's eyes widened and he glared at me once he realized I ratted him out to his momma. "You bitch...."

Thalia gasped, "SHEIK!"

I swear I've never grinned so much in my life and like you could literally see a tail and devil horns on my head. WHAT NOW BITCH! Mommy in law loves me! Hehehehe ....

Sheik sighed, "mother she doesn't deserve it! And she isn't part of our-" I rose my hand to show off our wedding band while wiggling my fingers and said in a singing tune, "marrieeed!" Sheik glared, "I DONT FUCKING CARE!"

That seemed to be the last straw for Thalia because she pulled his ear like a mother fucker. Rhea and I did our best to keep our laughter in but to no avail. "Young man that is no way to talk to a lady! You will give her the lens of truth because i say so!" Once she had let go sheik glared at me (while grumbling none too happy words that sounded something like 'fucking lucky' and 'mother' and I'm pretty sure I heard the word 'love' in there somewhere too) and handed over a violet glass like lens item with red and violet designs that made it look similar to the sheikah symbol.

I smiled triumphantly, "thank you!"

He crossed his arms and tsked at me, "if only you could figure out the direction of the portal great goddess..."

I glared.

This bitch is mocking me....

Rhea tugged the edge of my skirt and I looked towards her, "there's a path that leads to a dead end near the boat Ferrer, it's never used but it was made for some reason. Maybe we should start there?" I smirked, "smart girl." Rhea led the way with sheik and Thalia following behind her, I decided to give the happy family some privacy by walking behind them a bit.

But that was when another wave of dizziness hit me.

I began to feel something wet trickle down my nose and I prayed to the ancients it was boogers and not what I thought it was, only to be proven wrong when I lifted my fingers to my upper lip.

Blood.

I sighed, the shit I do for sheik...

I quickly tore a bit of the undershirt that is supposed to serve as a wrapping (bra) and and began the messy process of wiping myself clean of all blood. But that didn't help at all, no matter how much blood I wiped from my nose it just kept coming! This is ridiculous! I'm pretty sure they already abandoned me! And without noticing to!

Damn it Aaron where the fuck did you go to!?

I felt a sharp pain erupt through my body, and then a coppery taste filled my mouth. I hunched over a stone and spit out a mouthful of blood and laughed, "this is so fucking cliché ..." I dropped to my knees, weak and tired from the use of so much energy.  I heard footsteps and three worried sheikah calling out my name.

I moved to touch my ears and groaned once I saw my fingers, "what the fuck I bleeding from there too?! What else?! AM I GONNA GET MY DAMNED PERIOD TODAY TOO?!"  Sheik glared, "Anna focus! Stop the spell you can't keep it up much longer you're going to die." I laughed, "bull shit, keep talking to your family I just fell down its no biggie. Don't worry about me." Thalia frowned at this and shook her head, "no Anna it's been more than enough and we thank you for it, you have to stop now or you will die. You can probably fool my son or anyone else but not me this spell is wearing you down and it will kill you." Sheik helped me up to my feet and kept me propped up, careful not to let me tip over and fall face down. I chuckled, "funny thing, I don't. Know. How. To do that..."

If I hadn't been dying right there sheik would literally just let me fall and said fuck it to everything. No seriously, I can see his little vein on his forehead pop... And he's grinding his teeth. Damn sheik you're just in a very bad mood today aren't ya? Such a sourpuss! Ya know my mommy always said that the angrier you get the more wrinkles you get when you're older! True story. And I don't want an angry wrinkly man if he has wrinkles it will be because he laughs not because he makes faces of anger.

Anna again with this? Focus!

"Just reverse it! How hard can it be!"

I scoffed at sheik," I can't reverse it it's more complex than that! You have to do some other shit! Oh Aaron I swear I'll scale you for this..."

Rhea piped at the mention of my so "loved" dragon "who's Aaron?"

"My oversized bad breath ugly ass bird brain lizard also known as a dragon."

I began to feel myself getting weaker by the second and the last thing I remember is falling limp in sheik's arms. Still conscious, but limp.

"ANNA!"

I began to hyperventilate and I was just a bloody sweaty mess, "sheik don't panic, if you panic I panic and that's not good..." Thalia did the best she could to help, but honestly what could a dead person do? And Rhea? Well where the fuck was that girl? she just disappeared like a mofo... Sheik?

This bitch wasn't much of a help either..

You know that guy, that one dad that's completely stupid that has no idea what to do in a delivery room while the mom is having her baby in complete pain screaming and yelling and the dad is just asking stupid shit like, honey are you ok? Does it hurt? Will you live? That one dad that's being A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON?

Yeah that's sheik right now...

Except I'm not having a baby and he ain't a daddy. I'm fucking dying and HES JUST PANICKING BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS FUNNY TO FUCK AROUND WITH ME!

The ungrateful bastard!

IM IN THIS CONDITION BECAUSE OF HIS SORRY ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE! ITS ALL HIS FAULT I BLAME HIM!

I glared, "are you done panicking asshole?" He chuckled, "do you wanna keep being a bitch? Or should I keep panicking?"

He's an ass... 

"Relax you're too stiff.." I playfully pushed his face away and groaned, "shut the fuck up, you pretend to panic just to freak me out and now you are all calm and shit? Kill yourself." Thalia frowned at my choice of words but before she could say anything Rhea returned yelling, claiming she had found help. two new pairs of footsteps were heard. I felt my eyes become extremely heavy but before they could completely close I caught sight of a familiar brunette male. And my only thought was:

You have got to be fucking kidding me....

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A/n

Vaati: so Anna is dying in the middle of the shadow temple because she was trying to let sheik talk to his mommy and little sister but at some point sheik panics just to freak her out because he thinks it's funny?

Yea pretty much

Vaati: he's an asshole

I know

Vaati: I fucking like this! XD also who's the brunette male and the other guy Rhea went to go get

You'll see

Vaati: she sounded like it will be the end of the world

Who do you think it is?

Vaati: Jeremy? I mean Jeremy has brown hair no?

Why-what the fuck would Jeremy be doing in the shadow temple Vaati what the fuck?

Vaati: I don't know! You do the most randomest shit ever Kitty!

No I don't my story is complete logic

Vaati: bitch no it fucking ain't! Girls from California with a Greek God as a father who also happen to be of an ancient race and have dragons? OH AND ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE POWERS?! Bitch I want whatever the fuck you're smoking xD

Ok my logic may be a bit-

Vaati: A BIT?? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!

Keep dissing it and ill discontinue the series

Vaati: I never said there was anything wrong with it... ANYWAYS YOU OWE ME MONEY! And Geek_of_the_Week is witness

I bet no money

Vaati: last chapter you said it was Palawan its patawan geeky is witness I won the bet I want my money!

You ain't getting shit

Vaati: but I won-

What you're gonna get is an ass whoopin because I've seen your search history.

Vaati:....

What's this shit about Hilda hmm? Hmmm?

Vaati: I have no idea what you're talking about...

OH YOU WANT ME TO-

Vaati: NO NOTHING TO SEE THERE BYE!

........

Celeste: there isn't really anything about Hilda is there?

Not that I know of but I'm about to go check...

Celeste: dumbass