Elizabeth's pov***

"Dark I said I'm fine! I'm already patched up, the guy was dealt with and I'm perfectly fine! Can I just please eat without having you ask if I'm ok every single time I move??"

I rose my eyebrow at the pair and continued to eat. It had been three days since the accident of the mystery attacker (which may I add celeste kept avoiding even mentioning him) and dark had been extremely overprotective over Celeste.

And he doesn't even know she's pregnant..

I have a feeling he'd be one of those guys that want to keep their pregnant girl in bed twenty four seven and not let her move an inch in fear of something happening to her...

I swear he's such a moron sometimes...

I eyed Ganon and noticed he looked very frustrated. He just seemed really stressed lately, he doesn't really talk to me much but I think he's just busy. You know with him being king and all... I made eye contact with him and he smiled at me, only to frown and mess with his left wrist. Is he sick?

"Celeste are you-"

"Say one more thing dark and I swear I will shove this fork up your ass..."

We turned to Celeste. Ghirahim seemed to be trying his hardest not to laugh, Seira looked like she was on the verge of panicking, Vaati had an 'oh shit' face and dark... Well....

"I was just worried Celeste that's your third round-"

"Are you calling me fat?!"

Dark panicked and I snickered. He shook his head and stuttered trying his best not to anger Celeste even further. "N-no! I never said that don't put words in my mouth that I never said!"

"You just fucking called me fat dark what the hell?!"

I whistled, "ooh shit..."

Seira cleared her throat and gave Celeste a 'control yourself' look.

"Celeste I did not. All I did was point out that you've been eating a lot more recently."

Vaati nodded, "that and you seem to be putting on some weight."

I stopped chewing and ghirahim choked on his food. What did he think was so damn funny??

"Oh, oh is that it? You know it's ok! Yeah go ahead make fun of Celeste here because she's eating like a pig and getting fat every fucking day."

I sighed.

Aaaand there go the hormones......

She started to tear up and started to cry.

Yep....

Those are hormones alright.. Oh lord.

Dark panicked and reached for Celeste, "n-no I didn't-he didn't mean- Vaati why the fuck would you say that to her?!"

Vaati's eyes widened and he mouthed at dark "what the fuck did I do??"

Celeste shoved dark away, "don't touch me! I honestly feel so attacked right now! I can't believe you dark you don't love me anymore!"

I bit the inside of my cheek trying to hold in my laughter. I've personally never seen a pregnant woman with her hormones acting up and I will say this is pretty funny. Gannon gave me a worried expression I just smiled and continued to watch the drama unfolding before us. Poor dark, the poor thing didn't know about this. He's probably a panicked mess right now.

"No Celeste babe don't say-"

"Don't you dare babe me you fucking moron!" Celeste glared and left the dining room as a hot crying mess  and dark followed after her.

The minute dark had left ghirahim fell out of his chair laughing his ass off. "Ghirahim what's so funny?! And what the hell did I say?" Vaati looked at Seira waiting for an explanation and she looked at me.

I don't think it would be a bad thing for him to know so I nodded, "go ahead ghirahim here knows judging by his undying laughter."

Ghirahim pulled himself together and snickered, "yes I do..." Only to fall back down in a hysteria of laughter.

Vaati looked at Seira expecting an answer and she only pointed at her belly. "She's sick to her stomach?" She face palmed, "no you dumbass she's pregnant." 

Vaati's eyes widened, "she's what? Celeste is- oh.... Shes.. Oh... Shit... We fucked up.."

Ganon chuckled, "you and dark didn't fuck up, you killed it." Ghirahim snickered.

Seira stood up and sighed, "im going to go check on her, and Vaati dear you don't just point out a girls weight regardless of her being pregnant or not..." 

I groaned.

Dear Orpheus and lady Neferret help these two idiots..

Anna's pov****

"Anna weren't you in gymnastics some time ago?"

I put my bow down and hummed, "yeah why?"

Zant looked at me, "Anna what's gymnastics???"

I gasped. Oh my baby how adorable can you be?!? So cute! Much KAWAII! "Gymnastics is a sport, it's where girls do flips and somersaults. Similar to cheerleading. Except better." Nikki scoffed, "bitch it is so not better than cheerleading."

I glared at her playfully, "bitch please we both know I was better than you at a back hand spring before you could even walk."

She smirked, "at least I didn't drop out of gymnastics for no reason."

I rolled my eyes at her and began picking up my arrows, sheik was late to my training AGAIN! That's the fifth time this fucking week and I'm about this close to calling it quits with him and just waiting until impa gets back. Who by the way has been missing for almost two months thank you very much! She only said she'd be gone for two weeks ;~; I miss her!

"Excuse me but I had a legit reason to drop out."

Nikki snorted, "oh yeah what's that?"

I sighed and let the arrow go, landing a hit right at the center of the target, "mom and dad died.." I fixed another arrow and concentrated on the target. I saw Nikki look down sadly and zant panic.

"Nooo! Nikki! Anna! Don't get sad please! It's ok they're still watching over you!"

I smiled, "awwwww zant thanks that's so adorable."

Midna smirked and rolled her eyes, "this gymnastics thing, show us your moves."

I flinched causing the arrow to miss the target and I looked at Midna, "I honestly don't think I can. It's been what? Eleven? Twelve years? I don't know."

She rolled her eyes and Nikki smirked at me, "that doesn't mean you can't still do it. Come on you helped me zaida and Liz practice when we were cheerleading back home! I know for a fact you can atleast pull of a back hand spring."

I groaned. Damn it she's right...

But I don't wannaaaaaaa...

It's too much work..

And I'm rusty on these things...

Can we like not?

Please?

I'd greatly appreciate it!

Zant looked at me smiling, "can you show us Anna?? That sounds cool!"

Gah! Zant no! Stop! Imma need you to stop being so damn adorable damn it! Just fucking stop!

Midna smirked and then clapped her hands, "well Anna? Get to it!"

Nikki's pov***

I laughed, "yeah Anna show us how a real gymnast does it!" Anna glared at me and I pulled off my most innocent face. She groaned and finally agreed to do a series of flips. "Fine just let me take off my shoes..."

I smirked.

If I was correct, and my calculations were correctly formed, sheik should be arriving just in time to see Anna's gymnast side.

Oh now you see what I'm trying to do?

I mean her sheikah training outfit is a lot like a normal cheerleading outfit, witch means that if the right moves are done, Anna may show some nice booty.

What?

I mean she isn't going to flash him geeze! The skirt is made the same way a cheer skirt is. Nothing indecent will show!

Sheik will probably just lose some blood.

I mean Anna does have the nice gymnast ass..

I'm just saying..

And it's not like Midna, zant, link, and I set them up...

Shit I don't know what you're talking about.

"Ready Anna?!"

She groaned and then got into position. "I'm ready."

I saw link and sheik walking towards us and I smiled. Anna's back was facing them so she has no idea he's coming. I smirked. "Ok Anna! Go!"

Anna breathed and then performed a roundoff handspring followed by a front somersault and finishing off with an aerial cartwheel and walkover.

And let me just say we were ALL impressed by how well she managed to pull them off. Like damn. And she calls this being rusty damn.

Sheik's face however, was priceless. The minute my sister started flipping like a fish out of the water sheik turned into an amazed two year old in a candy shop.

And then the expected happened.

She showed booty.

And she didn't even realize it.

I smirked and Midna high fived me secretly, zant covered his eyes and link started right at me not daring to sneak a peak at my sister.

Sheik however, well.. He looked petrified, like he didn't know how to handle the situation.  After Anna was done she noticed sheik and screamed, "what the fuck did I say about sneaking up on me?!"

Should I say something?

Like Anna sis your skirt is sorta... You know... Showing your rear end and you're flashing everyone... Well only sheik counts since he's the only guy looking...

Hehe perverted bastard I knew he had an inner pervert.

He cleared his throat, "umm Anna-"

"Where the hell were you anyways?! You're always late to MY training session and that is MY time that you need to dedicate to ME! Like honestly and you talk like you know what responsibility is!"

I snickered.

"A-Anna-"

She scoffed, "oh don't Anna me sheik we both know perfectly well you're slacking off to be with Evelyn! Like I could care less what you guys do in your free time but please try to not waste MY time!"

Link bit his index finger in an attempt to keep from laughing at his best friend's face. Sheik breathed and tried his best to keep his gaze away from Anna's nice lower half but Anna, who still had no idea about her skirt, demanded attention.

"Sheik at least have the fucking decency to look at me while I'm talking to you! I can't believe you! You're being so damn rude today!"

Sheik looked like a nervous and uncomfortable wreck and like you could visibly see what was going on inside his mind. Like he had the face! The 'ok what ever you do don't look at her-damn I looked..' Face and it was insanely hilarious. He cleared his throat, "Anna your um-"

"No don't Anna me sheik-"

I laughed, "Anna for the love of heaven pull your skirt down! You're flashing the poor guy don't you see how uncomfortable your making him?!"

Anna froze and looked down. Then she screamed and horridly fixed her skirt, "HOLY SHIT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME! Honestly Nikki I can't trust you anymore this is so embarrassing I'm so sorry sheik I didn't holy shit this is embarrassing!"

Midna and I burst into fits of laughter and Anna left in a hurry embarrassed out of her mind. I followed her leaving the poor sheikah male alone to be tormented by my boyfriend and the two twili.

I looked at Anna and smirked, "poor guy Anna he probably thinks you want something with him now." Anna blushed madly, "dude! Shut the fuck up don't play like that! That was so embarrassing oh my gosh!" I laughed, "and you were just standing there! You even yelled at him for not looking at you!"

Anna whimpered and let her face fall in her hands, "Nikki! I won't be able to even look at him in the face now! This is so embarrassing...."

I laughed, poor Anna. I almost feel sorry for her. Poor thing got set up in the most awkward moment of her life and she doesn't even know it.

I'm such a horrible sister I know!

But hey it doesn't matter. These two will end up married. I'll make sure of it!

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A/n

Vaati: Anna has a nice ass...

Can we not?

Anna: yes please, I mean thanks for the complement but can we refrain from talking about my rearend?

Vaati: I was just pointing it out! And Kitty don't you have like a shit ton of homework??

Can we like not mention my responsibilities?  I'm going to sleep all stressed out now..

Vaati: Kitty you have an overdue project, a packet for pre calculus, an Economy test to study for,  20% of online classes to complete by this Friday AND and essay due this Thursday...and you're sitting here updating on wattpad..

Vaati! Shut the fuck up I don't need this stress! ;~;

Anna: you know he's right..

Shut up or I'll make your ass the highlight of the next chapter.

Vaati: I don't see how that's a bad thing..

Anna: CAN YOU NOT?!

Vaati: I'm just saying!

Oh right I almost forgot! You guys Celeste's baby's gender is up for vote and so far the only vote I've gotten are for twins, y'all let me know what you want the baby to be because part of the plot depends on it :3

Anna: wait what baby??

Oh shit..

Anna: Kitty what baby are we-

Bye! ^-^ hope y'all enjoy!