Celeste: do I have too?

Kitty: yes.

Cel: *groans* again, this chapter is filled with my colorful vocabulary. Don't like it? Don't read. Have a nice day.

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Seira's pov****

I groaned. I'm so bored and Celeste didn't help things when she left. It's been what, a week now? There is absolutely nothing to do! It's at times like this when I miss the wifi ;~;

I heard a knock on my door, "it's open."

I heard a chuckle and I looked up. Vaati smirked at me, "bored aren't we?"

I huffed, "yes very.."

He smirked," well then I guess I could take you out somewhere."

I narrowed my eyes. "What are you planning?"

"I don't know, we can go to the market. The gerudo have lots of stuff you may like."

My eyes widened. Is he taking me shopping?!

HELL YEAH!

I got up quickly fixed my hair and put my shoes on and turned to him. "Let's go!"

He laughed and grabbed my hand.

Haha yes! Shopping time!

Celeste's pov*****

I was currently in zeldas throne room playing cards with my twin. I narrowed my eyes at Nikki.

"Three tens." I said putting down three random cards hoping she would buy it.

She smirked, "bull shit."

I groaned as I picked up the pile and added it to my cards.

"Four jacks" Nikki placed her cards down.

I looked at my monstrous pile of cards, "four queens." And placed down my cards.

Nikki huffed, "I wish we had some music.... I miss the wifi and radio and crap..."

I placed down more cards, "me too twin.."

Not even five seconds later Evelyn walked in the room. Why? I don't know. I don't stalk this bitch.

I smirked and nudged Nikki. She smirked understanding why I nudged her.
I waited until Evelyn was closer enough to where she could hear me and began to sing.
"I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer come on bitch you see where Brad at?"

Nikki snickered and continued with the second verse,"You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid-"

"HOE!"

Evelyn glared at us and me and Nikki high five each other laughing.

"Awwwww evey, why are you looking at us like that?" Nikki pouted mockingly and I chimed in. "You don't like our singing?"

"I don't appreciate you calling me rude names when I have not done anything rude to you." She crossed her arms as if she was hurt.

I made a booohooo motion and Nikki scoffed, "on the contrary, you have been rude to us." She said in the most French accent she could manage.

"You're just mad because sheik chose me instead of your sister! Don't think I don't know about that!" She yelled angrily at both of us.

I laughed, "bitch please! You just mad because you know any second now Anna can win him back effortlessly."

She lunged at me trying to hit me in the face with the typical "go for the hair" move. Both me and Nikki side stepped and I stuck my foot out making her trip.

I scoffed mockingly, "nuh uhh! Booboo hold my earrings this bitch is asking for it."

Nikki laughed, "she don't even know how to fight!"

Evelyn glared at me and I motioned for her to come at me. Then I straighten up and turned, "nah sis we're wasting our time! She don't know how to swing."

Nikki smirked, "you right."

Zelda came in through the doors and Evelyn smirked and began "crying".

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Zelda walked over to us. And she looked pretty pissed off.

"I don't know why they hate me so much your highness, " she sobbed, "they just attacked me for no reason! especially her!" She pointed at me.

Hol-hold on. Hooold the fuck up.

This bitch said what now?

Zelda looked at me confused, "Celeste why? I can't believe you would do that!"

I raised my eyebrow.

One, um girl do you not know me yet? Like did I not beat dark once In front of you? Like how many years have we been friends now? Three?

And two, this bitch did not just pin the blame on me for something I didn't do.

She want a fight?

Alright

She'll get it.

"Hold up sugar, watch who you're making shit up for." I threatened Evelyn.

Zelda glared at me, "Celeste I will not have you tormenting her like that! I can't let you go unpunished for this."

My mouth dropped wide, she did not just believe her. I sighed, "alright you wanna punish me for something I didn't do? Ok, let me give you a good reason to punish me instead." 

I turned and grabbed Evelyn by the hair. "GET UP." Once she was up I punched her right in the face as hard as I could. I smirked hearing a crunch the minute my fist made contact with her nose.  Evelyn fell to the ground holding her face and cried.

"CELESTE!"

I ignored Zelda and pinned Evelyn's arm behind her back and grabbed her hair, "next time you want to blame shit on me give me a heads up so I can give you something you can blame me for."

I let her go and got up. Zelda glared at me, "I won't lock you up in a dungeon, instead you are confined to your room until I decide when you're free to go!"

I rolled my eyes and waved my arms in the air, "ooooooo what a terrible punishment! I am sooooo sorry!"

Zelda glared at me. I pulled my twin by the arm and dragged her to my room.

This bitch thinks Zelda has power over me.

HAHAHA yeah no.