Dear paper,

I Told the blonde bitch that Sasori was going to turn him into a puppet or some shit.

Guess what

The bitches face turned red, for some reason.

Oh no, Puppet boy is coming closer to me..

What did the bitch tell him?!

Fuck, he's holding a vile with purple stuff..

Oh he offered me some water, thats fuckin' nice.

Wait why is Kakuzu giving me a X sign?

Oh well, I was thirsty anyway.

-A very confused Jashinist, Hidan