Dear fucking journal,

Fish face must be getting to me, he keeps calling this a diary. Which makes no sense.

Like its a JOURNAL, not a stupid diary.

Now that I think about it..it kinda sounds like it is.

Well fuck, it ain't cause I ain't talking about makeup and boys and girly crap in here.

Tch, some diary this is.

Oh guess what.

I got fuckin' ten sacrifices in the past two days.

I was locked in the base the whole day, but Kakuzu told me I could come help him bounty hunt in return for blowing up the shitty toilet.

So, we got a lot of people, and I sacrificed them all. Heh. I guess it isn't so bad, if I'm paying off my debt AND sacrificing to Jashin.

Anyway, Tobi did not like my prank. I poured water on his bed while he was sleeping then I yelled in the hideout that he pissed himself!

He was sad. But I bet he was furious, heh.

Me and blondie got a lot of laughs. Stupid ass Kakuzu and Leader told me I should apologize since they figured I was the one who did it.

Tch, like hell I apologized, I refused. Until they threatened to keep me in the base locked up.

And thats how I was locked in the base, the only freedom was bounty hunting and missions. What a waste.

Fucking leader irritates me. I barely see the fucker, and I already want to slaughter him.

Now here I am, bored as fuck, waiting for my lock down to be over. I have like two more fucking days.

Fish face, blondie, and puppet man are on missions. There is NO ONE to talk to.

Bird brain doesn't like me, I am forbidden to talk to swirl face, and Kakuzu is being a dick like always, counting his stupid cash he got on the bounty hunts.

Im so fuckin' bored, save me.

Ugh.....

-Your bored as fuck Jashinist, Hidan