Dear stupid paper,

I should have fuckin' knocked.

I knew Bird brain was gay....

But why FISH MAN?

So here's what fucking happened.

I tried asking the penny pincher something, but he told me to fucking ask shit somewhere else.

So I went to find crow face.

I fucking opened his door, and saw him fucking holding shark boys hand.

They were like talking, probably some sappy shit.

It was gay, and weird....

I sound hypocritical...

AH FUCKING NEVER MIND.

-a "homophobic" jashinist