Dear paper,

Is it weird that leader sama seems to be in better moods these days? Normally he is angry and fuckin' brutal. Not like I'm any better...

Is he fuckin' bipolar like plant ass?

Tch, I wonder.

Anyways, I investigated, and I found out that bird brain is indeed, not pregnant, and that fish sticks kept biting him.

What the hell is with those two? What kind of kinky shit is that?

I got drunk the other day, and these whores kept looking at me. I flipped them off because I ain't interested, pfft.

Blondie was suprised when I ignored them, 'cuz and I quote "Wouldn't you take any chick any time un?" WHAT THE HELL BLONDIE, thats what I thought when he said that.

And of course I would not, because I don't feel like it anymore.

Anyways, The money man made me do a bounty ALL BY MYSELF yesterday. I still have yet to give him a piece of my mind...

Maybe I'll shred his precious cash, HAHAH.

That money lover only cares about blasphemous money. So he'll get MAD. Heehehe

I haven't seen Tobi all day, not that im complaining..but the blondie is planning on making a party to celebrate Tobi being gone for more than 3 hours.

What a suprise

Cue the rolling of my fucking eyes.

I have to go polish my fucking scythe, that last bounty SCRAPED it

Kakuzu better pay to repair it, or ill give him Jashin's wrath!

-You're neutralized Jashinist, Hidan