Dear paper,

So guess what the blonde bitch did.

He blew up the bathroom while Kisame was in it! haha brilliant!

Fucking worth it, Kisame ran out screaming "my ass is on fire"

It was a great show, I even got popcorn in advance.

Kakuzu did not look amused, probably being the miser bitch he is, thought about money damages.

As far as I am concerned, this was not my doing.

I wasn't the fucking one that told the blondie to do it. Nuh uh

Now its dinner, and Kisame can't stop glaring at the bitch.

Oh they spotted me writing.

I have to fuckin' split

Wait why is Kakuzu giving me this?

-Your very excited Jashinist, Hidan