Dear stupid fucking paper,

I think Kisame ate some type of viagra.

He and itachi are in the fucking bedroom 24/7

Me and Deidara the other day were chilling, till Kisame came out in boxers and nothing else to grab two waters.

Then he left.

This is disgusting, having a intimate relation like that in the Akatsuki.

Not like I fucking care, I only care about two things.

Jashin, and......

Thats none of your business.

Now here I am planning on putting some of Deidara's clay in Kisame's shower, and try to make Deidara set it off.

Or maybe I can curse Kisame and secretly hurt him.

Both sound good.

Oh fuck, the witch is coming

I need to leave before Kakuzu finds where I hid the brooms...

-A plotting Jashinist named Hidan