Chapter 5: The Little Argument that started the Contest

The next morning Astrid woke up under the sheets on top of Hiccup. She blushed at the sight of his developed bare chest. She rested her head on his chest and listened to his breaths and heart beats. She closed her eyes to rest them for a minute. Suddenly she felt Hiccup's warm hand touch her cheek. She looked up at him smiling at him.

Hiccup: Good morning,Sleeping Beauty.

Astrid laughed.

Astrid: Good morning,Chief.

They kissed to what felt like years. Hiccup pulled away rubbing his nose against hers. He sat up and covered his naked body.

Hiccup: Astrid...Last night...I-I-It was...Oh my Gods, it was amazing.

Astrid smiled at him then sat up next to him.

Astrid: I'm glad you liked it. In 9 months you'll be seeing our first born child.

Hiccup smiled.

Hiccup: Well,we should get up now...and put some clothes on.

They both laughed and shared one more kiss before they got dressed and went downstairs. The couple walked down holding hands. They saw everyone else arguing over something. They were making so much noise to where no one could hear anything. Hiccup grabbed his sword and sprayed the Hideous Zippleback gas into the air before igniting it. Everyone looked at Hiccup and Astrid.

Hiccup: What in the name of Thor is everyone arguing about?!

Eret: Well it all started wh-

Snotlout: HEY! WHY DOES HE GET TO EXPLAIN IT???!!!

Tuffnut: BECAUSE YOUR THE ONE WHO STARTED IT IN THE F-

Fishlegs: HICCUP! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

Ruffnut: YOU LIAR! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Astrid: ENOUGH!!!!!

Everyone stared at Astrid. Astrid grabbed her battle axe and started to sharpen it.

Astrid: If anyone talks...then

Hiccup: I-I-I think they got it Astrid,thank you. Ok,so. I want a clear explanation of what happened and who started it.

Everyone looked at each other then back to Hiccup.

Hiccup: Anytime now would be great guys.

Tuffnut: Ummm...Well you see...

Ruffnut: The "person"...

Eret: More like couple...

Fishlegs: Who started this...

Snotlout: Was kind of...

Everyone: Both you guys.

Hiccup and Astrid looked at each other then at everyone else.

Hiccup and Astrid: What?!

Astrid: C'mon guys,stop it. Who REALLY started this argument?

Snotlout: No,seriously.

Fishlegs: Definitely you guys.

Tuffnut: Yep.

Ruffnut: Mmmm Hmmm.

Eret: Agreed.

Hiccup: I don't understand. How could we have started THIS?! I mean we weren't even awake when this happened.

Everyone chuckled and looked at them.

Eret: Oh you two were most defiantly awake.

Ruffnut: (imitating Astrid): Oh Gods Hiccup!!! It feels soooooooo good!!!

Snotlout (imitating Hiccup): Oh Astrid! I don't ever want to stop!!!

Everyone except Hiccup and Astrid burst out in laughter. Hiccup and Astrid turned towards each other then looked away quickly all red in embarrassment.

Hiccup: Now-Now hold on. You two heard us last night?

Tuffnut: Who couldn't hear you two last night?

Snotlout: You'd think you two would be quiet with guests over,but I guess NOT.

Astrid: Wait a minute! You guys are telling us you guys spent all night hearing US have...well...you know...

Ruffnut: Uh...Yeah. Isn't it obvious?

Hiccup: Never mind that. What was the argument about?

Everyone suddenly got quiet. Hiccup looked towards Astrid and nodded at her. Astrid used her axe to break the living room table.

Astrid: Well? Spit it out! Anyone! Someone already! Gods!

Fishlegs: We were arguing about who could make their future "mate" ummm... moan in pleasure louder than Astrid.

Tuffnut: Snotlout started it.

Snotlout: Yeah,but because HE was messing with my princess!

Eret: I'm not even into her you muttinhead!

Ruffnut: Awww...we can work things out Son of Eret!!!!!

Hiccup: STOP!

Everyone turned towards Hiccup. He sighed.

Hiccup: Everyone j-just go. Go home.

Snotlout: Umm...Hiccup.

Hiccup: Yes,Snotlout?

Snotlout: One more thing. We all kind of...heh...said that all the males including you...ummm would...

Hiccup: Would what?

Fishlegs: Participate in a poetry contest to show off your love to your future spouse vs your future spouse's poetry.

Hiccup: W-What? Ugh fine. When and where?

Astrid: Wait! Why am I suddenly involved in this?!

Eret: Today this afternoon at the great hall. Judges will be there.

Hiccup: Fine. Now please just go. All of you.

Everyone left quietly. Hiccup sighed and ran his fingers through his hair.

Astrid: What just happened?

Hiccup: I have not the slightest idea.

Astrid: Soooooooo...

Hiccup: I guess we have to come up with a little poetry.

Astrid: Well...we don't have to.

Hiccup smiled at her and hugged her.

Hiccup: Why? Scared that you're going to lose against me?

Astrid gave him a look.

Astrid: You're on, Chief. I'm gonna go practice my poetry.

Hiccup: Ok.

They kissed. As Hiccup turned away he felt someone pinch his rear end. H jumped and saw Astrid smiling. She blew him a kiss. He smiled back before going inside his house rubbing his rear end.

Hiccup: Ouch...

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