*Hiccup Haddock the 3rd, a man in the prime of his early young life married, no kids, no sex, and a wife who is using him for his money hell she married him for just that money she gets pregnant by his assistant/ best friend Eret but keeps saying it's his when he knows good and hell well it's because he hasn't touched her well she hasn't touched him never, he's a married virgin but his wife's not. But one night on his 27 birthday his cousin Merida and his friends take him to a strip club and he meets and falls in love with the beautiful Elsa Winters a professional striper and she doesn't want his money it's him but how will this affair play out when Astrid noticed and finds out  her 'money' is being spent on another woman?*

Hiccup's pov
I wake up as usual feeling like hell.
My wife if that's what you want to call that money spending bitch Astrid and I have been married for 4 years and already am I regretting it. Of course I have my brother and sister to talk but their lives are perfect it's mine that's fucked up. "Hiccup I need Money for these shoes I saw-" "wait didn't you buy shoes yesterday and the day before?" "Um... no." 'Lying bitch I knew she did I can clearly see the damn shoe box on her side of the closet!' "Ugh fine here!" "Thanks you won't regret it!" I feel like I already am. This is hell we haven't had sex before never! I'm still a fucking virgin! If she won't take then who will take it?! "I'm a good guy I pay her bills, I feed, but her things and why do I mean to her nothing, not a damn thing in this world!" "I could be dead tomorrow and more of my money is gone!" I said as my German Shepherd Toothless looked at me I pet him as Astrid's pet parrot Stromfly kept making noise that's it! "Ok that's it you are out!" I packed all of her old things and that bird and kicked her and cha fed the locks. On my lunch break I got a call from her. "Hiccup Haddock the 3rd what the hell is going on?! My stuff and poor Stromfly is outside on the fucking crib someone could have taken her!" "Oh trust me if anyone in their right mind took that bird they'd put back the moment they picked her up."  "You asshole!" "Oh and as if now we're done so good bye!" I hung up. "Man women huh?" Said Eret as he gave me the papers. "Yup thanks bud." But more of my miserable life and world would crumble but soon fall in the right place.