(A/N Sorry for not updating for months 😥)

Twi: We have a dare! Three, actually.

Dash: YES I'M BORED

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Break up with your girlfriend...

Dash: Wait what did you say?

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Nothing..?

Dash: Never mind.

Pie: ANYWAYS!!!!! WE HAVE A DARE BY Jackierulez711!!!!

Twi: As I mentioned, there are 3 to be exact.

Pie: POTATO, TOMATO, SAME THING!

Twi: No, 1 and 3 are absolutely different. You see, if you add 1 to 2, you'll get 3, and if you add 3 to 2, it's 5!

Dash and A.J.: *yawns*

Rare: Ehem.

Pie: SO HERE ARE THE DAREZZ!!

Dash: SERIOUSLY!??! PIES?!?!?!?!?

Rare: Yes, seriously. Pies.

Pie: Delicious! *mouth waters*

Shy: Umm..Pinkie, the dare is for Rainbow, not you..

Pie: *reads dare again*
oHhHhHhHHhhHhHHhhH.

A.J.: *facepalms*

Twi: Hey! Why didn't anypony listen to my maths lecture?!?

Dash: Obviously, no one cares.

Twi: :<

Shy: ...

Dash: Okay but seriously though, HOW THE HAY AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT 9 STRAWBERRY PIES AT ONCE!?

A.J.: The dare didn't say 'at once'.

Dash: Oh.

Right.

But there are no pies!!!!! :>

Twi: Did you really forget about Mr P.?

Dash: ...

who the hay is that? 😮😮😮

Shy: *facepalms* *remembers the tomato achooing thing.. again*

A.J.: yeah who's that?

Mr.P: hello darkness my old friend. By the way here are the 9 strawberry pies. Fresh out of the oven! *smiles*

Dash: uhhh... thanks? 😐

A.J.: oHhHHHhHhHhhHhHh.

Rare: They certainly smell good! *smiles brightly*

Dash: *sweating profusely*

Pie: *calling Soarin to help in case Dash couldn't finish it*

Dash: *gulps*

Wait.

WHERE'S MY FORK-

Twi: JuSt eAt iT!!!

Dash: *sweats even more* *eats a pie*

Pie: SEE IT WASN'T THAT BAD! *chuckles*

A.J.: Yeah. It's not like you would throw up-

Dash: I have a weird feeling in my stomach.

Twi: *sighs* Applejack, please help me get a pail.

A.J.: *gets a pail out of...somewhere* Here it is.

Twi: Thanks.

Pie: My Pinkie sense is telling me something would happen in
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2!
1!

Dash: *faints*

Mr P.: I suddenly remembered, I accidentally added pie flavoured cheese inside the pie instead of pie flavoured extract. Oops.

Twi: OH SHOOT!

A.J.: It turns out we expected the wrong thing. *puts the pail back*

Shy: What should we do now? :(

Twi: You know what, I might have accidentally mixed potato flavoured cheese with pie flavoured cheese together. Sorry.

Rare: Then what should we do now? You didn't answer Fluttershy's question.

Twi: Sorry. She's gonna wake up 32.21 minutes later, so we might as well move on with the next dare first.

Rare & Shy: Sure.

Pie: SOOOO! APPLEJACK! WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST HIDDEN sEcRet?

A.J.: My biggest hidden secret is...

I don't have one :)

Pie: NANI?!!?!???!?! COME ON GIVE US A DIFFERENT ANSWER!!!! 😭😭😭

Shy: ...

Rare: Hahaha.

Twi: MOVING ON! Pinkie, please teach us how to break the fourth wall.

Pie: :< Okay but be sure to pay attention!

Twi: Wait! Let me grab my notepad and my quills. *runs to get her stuff and sits down* Ms. Pinkie, please begin the lecture.

Pie: 😃

Okay students! Today we are going to learn about breaking the fourth wall. The first step of breaking the fourth wall is:

JUST BREAK IT.

Twi: Okay. What's the next step?

Pie: There is no next step. To break the fourth wall you just need to simply break it.

Twi: Can you give us a an example?

Pie: nOpE cuz the author is non existent! (A/N HEY I'M STILL HERE! =_=)

Twi: What do you mean?

Pie: never mind lol. (A/N 😤😤😤)

Shy: ...

A.J.: This class is completely useless.

Rare: Agreed.

Pie: 😭😭😭

Twi: 😒

Shy: 😐

Twi: Okay that's it everyone, feel free to leave a truth or-

A.J.: Twilight, you forgot about Rainbow Dash, who is fainted right over there.

Twi: Oh. Right.

Pie: *takes a huge pail of water and splashes it all over Dash*

Dash:

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ie: uwu

Dash: WHAT THE HAY MAN

Pie: COMPLETE THE DARE!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠

Dash: I ate the pie!

Pie: Rainbow Dash, did you do the math?
9 pies - 1 pie = 8 pies!

Twi: Pfft.

Dash: Well, the dare didn't say that I have to eat 9 normal sized pies.. I COULD HAVE MINI ONES THEN!

Twi: *uses some sort of spell and turns the pies into mini pies* Done! *grins*

Dash: *gobbles them up in one.. gulp?* Yup. Still sucks. (A/N you've probably have guessed, I have found a way to save some time, hope it still entertains you ^^"")

Twi: Okay. That's it for now. Feel free to leave a truth or dare! ^-^