(The pictures are not mine)

Since there are no truths or dares yet, I'm gonna ask:

"Mane 6, who are your crushes?"

Dash: Crush? Hmm, you mean this?

Twi: How did you get that picture?

Dash: I don't know, Pinkie got it for me.

Pie: Hehe...

Twi: Pinkie, how did you get this picture?

Pie: I can break the fourth wall, remember?

Twi: *sighs* Right, right.

Dash: If it doesn't mean this "crush", then what "crush"?

Rare: *facepalms*

Twi: The crush that means "a brief but intense infatuation for someone, especially someone unattainable." It's informal, though.

Dash: ?

Pie: Twilight! You're copying from Google!

Dash: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Rare: That means the pony you love.

Dash: Oh...

Twi: Hey! We haven't answered the question yet! Who volunteers?

*awkward silence*

Twi: Okay...I volunteer.

Rare: *whispers to Applejack* Whoever it is, I'll surely ship it.

A. J.: *nods*

Twi: You know Flash Sentry, right?

Everypony: *nods*

Pie: Oooh! Flash and Twilight sittin' in a tree! K-I-

Twi: *stuffs cotton in Pinkie's mouth*

Pie: Eww! S-S-I-N-G!

Twi: Pinkie! *says while blushing*

Rare: Ship it!

Dash: Me too!

A. J.: Me three!

Pie: Me four!

Twi: How did you manage to talk?

Rare: Don't question. She's Pinkie Pie.

Shy: *blushes*

Rare: Fluttershy! You're next!

Shy: *blushes more*

Dash: Aww, come on Shy, don't be shy!

Shy: I... kinda like Discord...

*everypony stares at Fluttershy*

Dash: Okay...

Twi: RAINBOW DASH! YOU ARE NEXT!

Dash: No.

Twi: RAINBOW DASH! YOU ARE-

Dash: FINE! WHATEVER!

Rare: I bet it's Soarin! *fangirl chuckle*

Dash: HOW IN EQUESTRIA DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?! *slightly blushes*

Pie: SOARINDASH! SOARINDASH!

A.J.: Please stop yelling...

Twi: Wow! I need to write this down! Rainbow Dash has never yelled so loudly about things like this!

Shy: Cute! Look at all the pictures of them in the Internet!

Dash: What the-

A.J.: Finally this tough mare admits her crush!

Dash: Bye, I am going to bath this embarrassing moments of now. See you again later. *blushes in embarrassment*

Twi: Now, who's next?

Rare: I don't have one.

Everypony: WHAT?!

Rare: Expected.

Twi: Isn't that Trenderhoof guy your crush?

Rare: I got over it. Does Spike count as my crush?

A.J.: Eeyup.

Twi: Accepted. Applejack, you're next.

A.J.: Hmm...Caramel? *blushes*

Twi: Yes! I ship it! Lastly, it's-

*drum roll*

Twi: Huh. That's weird. By the way, it's Pinkie Pie.

Pie: *blushes dark crimson*

Rare: You gotta admit, you gotta admit~

Pie: Fine! You ponies are no fun! It's...

A.J.: Say already! We won't laugh at ya'. I Pinkie Promise.

Pie: CHEESE SANDWICH! I'M SAYING THIS JUST TO MAKE YOU SMILE!

Twi: Ship it! Please comment and vote.

Pie: I'm gonna say it next time.

Twi: *annoyed*

Everypony: Bye!

Twi: AAHHHH! RAINBOW DASH! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!