"So...are...uh...any of you two going to call Tae to let him know where we're going?" Kook asks unsurely and Jimin and Yoongi look at each other with similar looks of exasperation.

"Did the kid really just ask us that?" Yoongi asks, mortified, and then continues with a shake of his head. "...loosen up prince, you need to live a little!" he says glancing back to the uptight Kook who was now fidgeting when he realizes he should've just kept his mouth shut.

Jimin sighs and clicks his tongue teasingly. "...we still have a lot to teach this young paladin Yoon..." he answers back indignantly, and with a grin he turns around to completely face Kook.

Chim stares, calculatingly, while stroking his chin at Kook's face with a hum that lasted a couple seconds too long.

He clears his throat uncomfortably. "What do you want?..." he mumbled, now a bit creeped out.

Chim sighs. "...gotta teach him some manners too..." he grumbles while shaking his head and then reaches out to touch Kook's cheek and tilt his face upwards, downwards then left and right.

"You really are quite the handsome man huh...Jin is gonna freak at his new competition!" Chim says casually with a grin as he nudged a laughing Yoon.

Kook was now thoroughly shooked. He couldn't tell if Chim swung for his team or if he was straight. Maybe both? "W-wait. Are you also?..." Kook voices out confusedly because Tae was adamant about him being straight. His behavior however, said otherwise.

Yoon laughs even harder at Kooks question as he wiped away the tears from his eyes.

"Dude...I swear I still ask him that everyday so don't worry. We're still skeptical about his preferences too. He'd basically fuck anything with t-" he says, but is cut off when Chim elbows him strongly with an obnoxious laugh.

"Hahahaha screw you too Yoon. At least I get the girls" he says stubbornly and Yoon shoots him a cocky smirk. "I get them too, the difference is that I'm just not a horn dog like you, you freak." He retorts back and Kook just sighs.

He couldn't follow their conversation completely but was amused nevertheless and chuckles at their antics. The two men freeze, mid conversation, looking back at Kook with wide eyes.

"...Seriously...why are you staring??" Kook asks -probably for the hundredth time today- wondering why they always did that when he either smiled or laughed.

Yoon glares at Chim. "What the fuck...we can't take him out!" Yoon shouts and Chim nods furiously in agreement.

"The girls will eat him up before we can get him anywhere and don't get me started on what the guys would do either..." Chim says morosely and Kook narrows his eyes.

"What do you mean?" He asks annoyedly.

Yoon rolls his eyes. "Oi. Pretty boy listen here. If any girls or guys hit on you,  ask you out, or even attempt to breathe in your direction and Tae finds out, He'll murder the two of us. You already know how much he's willing to do for you...so trust me when I say he can get pretty fucking violent..." he explains with a foreboding shiver at the thought of his possessive boss, while pulling into the parking lot.

"Yeah! You remember how badly he beat you up after she p-" Chim adds on humorously but abruptly shuts his mouth in horror when he realized what he almost admitted. He grimaced at the silencing glare Yoon shot his way. "...really Chim?" Yoon asks with a scowl and Chim guiltily looks away mumbling a quick apology.

Kook raises his brow. "...'beat up?...'she''?" He thinks in dismay, wondering how much of Tae he still knew nothing about.

A plan brews in his mind and he thinks about how he may as well take advantage of the situation he was in. The two guys probably knew Tae the best and they'd be the ones who would be most willing tell him everything he needed to know.

With a suppressed smirk, he realized that he had a lot to look forward to but wisely kept his mouth shut.

Chim clears his throat and hops out the car, quickly moving to open Kook's door with a flourished bow. "Your highness" he says exaggeratedly and Kook gives him a strange look.

"Are you always this hyper?..." He points out, disbelievingly, because he couldn't possibly be like this all the time. Right?...

Yoon throws his hands up in the air. "Finally! I'm not the only one who thinks that!" He shouts dramatically and Chim sticks his tongue out.

"Hate all you want but it's better than being all moody like you Yoon! And yes your highness, I always am. Get used to it" he says with a wink and Kook nods, putting that jotting down that piece of information on his mental notes.

"What an interesting man...but he definitely knows how go keep the mood up" Kook thinks in amusement with a grin, actually having fun in his company.

Chim does a double take at Kook's heart stopping grin and then quietly chants to himself with his eyes closed. "I am fucking straight...I am fucking straight..."

"Yeah...as straight as spaghetti until it's fucking wet you damn pervert" Yoon savagely says while slapping his back.

Kook sweat drops at the argument that breaks out and then walks off without another word, making the other two stumble in hopes of trying to catch up to him.

Lord knows what Tae would do to them if they lost his precious toy.

They all entered a cafe, ordering drinks and a couple of pastries. After grabbing a table, they only had one intent in mind: get to know Kook better.

All jokes aside, the two were curious about how this man was able to wrap their Tae around his fingers and they were going to unravel this young treat in an attempt to figure him out.

Little did they know that Kook was wondering the same thing about their relationship with Tae.

Because the both Yoon and Chim had no sense of subtlety whatsoever, they decided to get the question they've both been wondering out in the open.

"How did you and Tae meet"

"How big is Tae's dick"

They both say at the same time.

An awkward silence greets the group as Yoon shuts his eyes tightly in disbelief.

"...I'm friends with the real deal Homer Simpsons, a true idiot..." he thinks while banging his head on the table.

Chim awkwardly laughs while stiffly ruffling the back of his head.

"I mean...'how did you and Tae meet'?" He asks again, his voice squeaky in embarrassment.

Kook snorts in amusement but answers his initial question anyways "Probably bigger than you..." he mutters and Yoongi snorts at the Chim's shocked face.

Flusteredly, Chim stands as he fumbled for the zipper of his pants while muttering something about 'smartass coconut heads and how he'd set him straight'.

But then he stops.

The words just registered in his mind.
"...did you just say 'probably'? As in...you've never seen it before?..." Chim asks slowly and Kook nods, wondering what the problem was.

Chim chokes and turns to a wide eyed Yoongi as similar thoughts crossed their minds. "Tae didn't make an attempt?...Holy shit. This is actually serious?..."

Now eerily calm, Chim slowly sits back down, grasping the depth of just how greatly Tae had fallen.

"That was unexpected...I honestly thought this was a phase.." Chim thinks in surprise and now regards Kook in a different light: definitely more seriously than before.

Yoon smiled softly under his hands. "...no way...this might actually last" he thought proudly. "...I approve already" he continues and then focuses on Kook.

"Yeah?" Kook said. "Just cause I like the damn guy doesn't mean I'm gonna jump him...and besides I'm still pissed at him" he mutters childishly while crossing his arms and the two give each other an equally amused look.

'We're so setting them up' they communication with their eyes and curtly nodded.

After that they all talk more, the two telling Kook some embarrassing stories of Tae and a little more about themselves like how they all actually went to the same universities and for some time, were in the same dance crew.

Kook felt his defenses break down piece by piece the more he got to know them. He would dare say that he was possibly slightly warming up to them.

When only a pleasant emotion remained at that realization, he considered actually letting his true self out and then eventually telling those two about his past. If Tae trusted them then that should account for something.

He decided right there that he would give them a chance but he would take his time. There wasn't any rush.

And maybe, just maybe, he could figure out the real Tae and work something out.

For now he'd be happy with just getting to know more about everyone.

"These two aren't so bad after all...still crazy as fuck, but at least they're nice." Kook thinks while sipping his drink but then looks up when he hears Yoon's phones go off.

Yoon lazily checks his phone and his breath hitches while he pales slightly at what he read.

"Ah fuck..." he swears, catching the other twins attention. With a groan he starts reading the message out loud.

"Yoon you remember the Audi I gave you for your birthday? The one you wouldn't let go of for almost two hours? Well I did you a favor and gave it a new paint job. I have to say, it's looking especially pretty with its new customized seats too. I left it on the driveway for you to enjoy.

Oh and Chim my best man and the one I'd trust with everything I own.

Because I have your best interests at heart, I did you a good service and called every bar, club and yoga class (I know how far you'd go to see women) telling them that you've turned over a new leaf and were trying to curb your bad habits.

I got you blacklisted in every single one of them. You can thank me later.

I hope you all have fun and tell Kook that I said bye, since you so rudely took him away before I had the chance to. ♥️

Lots of love, Tae"  Yoon ends, choking back his tears. 

"Tae you little shit! Not my Kuma..." he whispers despondently.

Chim gasps in offense. "BLACKLISTED. WHAT THE FUCK! HOW AM I GOING TO DANCE MY HEART OUT AND WIN THE GIRLS OVER NOW " Chim wails.

The two of them turn to Kook with their eyes narrowed.

"...we still have have an advantage over him though...we still have the Kookie..." Yoon whispers conspiringly and Chim smirks evilly with a nod while standing up.

"Sorry Pretty boy, but we have our priorities too so you're just going to have to go with this without any complaints" Chim says cordially and Kook gulped nervously, not looking forward to whatever it is they had planned.

He took it all back, they were horrible...

he was definitely screwed now.

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