Sadly I'm still not feeling quite up for writing more (no surprise there hibernation is awesome) So here're just some Christmas incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy!

[NOTE: I'm not going to include any Christmas present unwrapping because I don't even want to think up of all those presents, so yeah... sorry.]

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Emp: This is just horrible.

Ea: What is?

Emp: We have nobody with ice or snow powers in the zodiacs this year around! WE HAVE NO ELSA!!

Ea: Ummmm, yes we do-

Emp: I mean sure, we do, but she happens to be in a completely different applyfic!

Ea: Wait what-

Emp: One that the author needs to update but is too lazy to do so! And because of an idea-and-writing shortage!

Ea: Uh-

Emp: And-

Evan: *jumps in* THAT'S THE WRONG SCRIPT MY LADY WHY DO YOU ALLOW THIS KIND OF FOURTH WALL BREAKING TO HAPPEN HONESTLY-

Emp: Ahem anyways, I was just saying it'd be nice to have someone that could-

Ea: *waves hands magically and snow appears* Emp... we live in COSD... there are about a million snow deities that would race to your call and beckon instantly for snow and ice...

Emp: I know, I know, but c'mon! I wonder how the zodiacs are faring...

(:P That was a lot of E names whew...)

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[MEANWHILE]

(Try and guess the translations in Penguin-speak!)

Mason: WHEEEEEE!

Colt: WHEEEEEE!

Dorian: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dracaena: *honk* 

Rita: *honk honk*

Evon: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE TOUR EIFFEL ARE YOU ALL DOING?!

Mason: We got our two resident shapeshifters to turn into penguins for us to ride!

Chaol: WHAT THE- *goes to bundle up*

Evon: HOW DID YOU-Nevermind I don't want to know-

Nagini: Oh my, this snow looks positively splendid against my hair! Quick! Somebody take a picture!

Vinh: *slams open door* I WANT TO RIDE TOO WAIT FOR ME *hops on*

Liesel: WAIT FOR MEEEE-

Ryuu: Here's your picture Nagini- *gets hit in the face with a snowball* WHAT THE-

Rita: *honk honk honkkk* 

Evon: Guys, can somebody please just tell me where all this snow came from?!

Mason: Oh, we just casually raided the Ski N' Snowboarding Resort's supply of fake snow-

Evon: QUOI!?

Colt: Oh but don't worry, we're gonna return it all... AFTER WE HAVE A JOLLY OL' TIME OF COURSE-

Nadia: WAIT WHAT

Nadia: That was on my hit list of Christmasy things to do!

Nadia: Oh well, I suppose we can just settle for a nice sledding time on the sledding hill.

Nagini: Yes, indeed, you are correct! My sled shall outshine all of yours~

Chaol: *slams open door again* OK I'M BACK BEECHES WHAT'S GOING ON

Vinh: We're riding these penguinssssss~!!

Chaol: Why don't you call up our 'caretakers' and ask them to conjure up some snow-

Dorian: YEAH WE-AHHHHHHHH-TRIED THAT-ARGHHHHH NO NOT A BACKFLIP-BUT-

Barry: No can do about that! 

Chaol: Let me guess, you're the standby person to teleport people out of danger in case these hooligans end up breaking a window. Or a bone.

Barry: Right on the spot!

Chaol: Huh. Nice elf hat.

Barry: Thanks! I found it on the outskirts of my roommates' pile of stuff, miraculously enough-OH NO HOLD ON LIESEL YOU'RE FALLING-

Evon: Sigh...

Chaol: What, have you never had a snow day before?

Evon: *mutters* Eh bien, je n'ai pas beaucoup de bons souvenirs associés à la neige et à l'hiver ... (Well, I don't have many particularly good memories associated with snow and winter...)

Chaol: Ah. 

*penguins honk awkward silence*

Dorian: MASONNNNN I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS WHY DID YOU STICK ME WITH RITAAA-

Rita: *honk honk* (Basically: hahahA)

Dracaena: *honk honk honk* (Basically: I mean, it was coming...)

Colt: Learn to loosen up, man! And trust me, you're lucky, her backflips are awesome-

Dorian: Awesomely DANGEROUUUUUSSSSS, that ISSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHH-

Nadia: Guys, don't you realize this could be a million times more fun with ice slides à la Elsa?

Colt: Well, yeah, but Cal kidnapped Ea and took him on a worldwide Christmas journey... and Emp's off with the COSD Christmas party and overseeing all the Christmas preparations. So.

Chaol: Thank the gods for Cal...

Evon: Oui...

Vinh: Wait, why again?

Chaol: He probably knew that Ea would have a hard time refusing us anything and turn this place into a crazy Winter Wonderland and get us all in big trouble with the school, so he got him away before that could happen. Although, looking at where you are now... *looks at the snow* You're all probably going to get detention for a week.

Nagini: I'll just P A Y my way out of it. Or, if necessary, spit venom in the detentioner's face!

Nadia: Yeah... we are not doing that although that sounds really fun.

Vinh: Eh, detention we can handle! This is AWESOME!

Liesel: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THIS IDEAAAAA~!!!

Mason: Oh, Colt and I were happily reading Mr. Poppin's Penguins over hot cocoa and blankets and then Colt just randomly said, 'I wonder if we could do this in the basement too...' Then we just bribed Dracaena and Rita, got Ryuu to help raid the snow, and ta-da! Here we are! 

(Fun fact guys, I actually got this idea from that book even though I read it years ago. Basically, Mr. Poppins has a ton of penguins. During the winter he 'snows out' the basement of his house for the penguins to slide around in. That's basically what Mason and Colt just did.)

Chaol: And here I thought Ryuu was more sensible than his sister was...

Ryuu: Well, to be fair, they did force me into it. Although it was fun to do it in broad daylight, escape, and watch everyone's terrified or awed faces. Priceless.

Evon: But aren't you-?

Ryuu: That is, Rita described to me how the faces looked.

Nagini: Hm, awe and terror you say? Perhaps next time I should join you, it does sound fun to see those peasants' faces look like that while we make our grand escape...

Dorian: OKAY THAT'S IT I'M GETTING OFF

Liesel: Aww c'mon Dorian! It's really fun!

Dorian: ... On second thought maybe just a few more minutes-ARGHHHHH

Evon: And so it begins again...

Chaol: Mm-hm. *shoves him*

Evon: WAIT WHAT THE HEY HEY HEY HEY-

Chaol: He's all yours Rita. Give 'em some good slips and slides.

Rita: *honk honk honkkk* (Basically: OF COURSE)

Vinh: What about you, sensei? No penguin sliding for you?

Chaol: *le shiver* I like snow. I just don't like it when it melts... and gets all in your clothes and sinks in... ugh.

Vinh: Ohhhhhhhh.

(Anybody else hate that feeling or am I the only one?)

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Nadia: Okay so... Chaol, did you get the Christmas tree?

Chaol: *drags in freshly-cut pine tree from outside* Here it is.

Nadia: Perfect, now let's decorate it-

Vinh: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! Why is it a pine tree?

Chaol: Because it's a pine tree and that's standard Christmas levels...?

Vinh: But that's so standard! We need originality! There are so many types of trees out there, so why is pine labeled as the Christmas tree?!

Nadia: Y'know, she's got a point. I bet other trees like willows and maples are crying right now...

Chaol: But they have their chance to shine too. WHEN IT'S A DIFFERENT SEASON! Now somebody help me with this tree, please!

Nagini: *waltzes in* I have the ornamentssss~ Oh, it's a bad time. Well, goodbye! *waltzes out*

Vinh: Aw darn we needed those ornaments... 

Nadia: I'll go get her-

Vinh and Chaol: . . .

Vinh: So, I don't think you'd be willing to go out to a different country and slice off a rare tree from there, would you?

Chaol: *groan*

Vinh: Guess not. Well, I'll settle for a pine tree, then!

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Barry: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Liesel: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Evon: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Rita: HAPPY-Wait a minute...

Nadia: Whose great idea was it to trick these guys into thinking it was New Year's?!

Mason and Colt: *snickers*

Dracaena: I heard that somebody needed a good smack in the face-

Mason and Colt: NEVERMIND SORRY FOR TRICKING LIESEL GOODBYE-

Dracaena: Now that's more like it.

Barry, Evon, and Rita: But what about us?

Mason and Colt: YOU GUYS TOOOOOOOOOOOO

Barry: Okay then!

Rita: *sighs*

Evon: *pats Barry's head*

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Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVAN!!!

Evan: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Me: LET'S OPEN PRESENTS!

Evan: Hm... my present is a one-day-only slip of 'No Nagging, Yelling, or Throwing Personal Assistant against the wall when angry, among other Personal Assistant violations?'

Me: Hahahaha... ha... ha...

Evan: Thanks, my lady!

Me: Phew. You're very welcome! ^ ^

Me: Also don't forget the other presents... from all those people who I assume are glad you're dealing with me and not them.

Evan: YAY! Finally somebody who understands the pains I go through to be My lady's assistant... *runs off to open presents*

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So yep, that basically concludes these Christmas incorrect quotes...

Right, also let's all take one moment to close our eyes and pray for the dearly beloved Confusion, who unfortunately has left Wattpad. We shall miss you and hope you have a very nice life afterwards.

I don't have much more to say but I'm still hibernating!! But I guess I might try this whole Wattpad thing again, I'm not so sure... 

Anyways, peace out my homies. MERRY CHRISTMAS (stay safe) AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

-awakened-angel-chan