Just some incorrect quotes to celebrate Thanksgiving. (Okay it's more like one gigantic thing but whatever) Enjoy!

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Dorian: Okay, so we've got the Thanksgiving pumpkin pie, the mashed potatoes, Chaol and Evon are getting the corn and sweet potatoes, and the cranberry sauce-Wait, where's the cranberry sauce?!

Ryuu: *looks at Rita*

Rita: Uh. Uhhhhh... *cranberry stains on her face*

Mason: *runs in* Here it is!

Colt: Lesson of the day, don't let that little Rat near the cranberry sauce. Ever. Again...

Dorian: Okay, great! Dracaena, you got the potatoes and pie ready?

Dracaena: All ready. Gravy's here too!

Dorian: Spectacular, now all that's missing is the turkey!

*crickets chirp*

Dorian: Um... the turkey? Vinh? Nadia? Liesel? That was your job I believe?

Liesel: I was helping Barry and Nagini with the tablecloth decorations!

Barry: I can confirm that!

Nagini: I can confirm that as well. Look, I even made her a darling crown made out of fake turkey feathers!

Dorian: Oh-kay then... Vinh? Nadia?

Vinh: Um...

Dorian: Nadia?

Nadia: . . .

Nadia: Wasn't buying the turkey your job?

Vinh: It was yours, for sure!

Nadia: But I thought you agreed to buy the turkey while I was off checking out December outfits?

Vinh: What? When did I say that?

Nadia: *plays a recording* 'Okay, since you're going to look at outfits, I'll get the turkey! No worries!'

Vinh: ... Oh no.

Everyone: VINH?

Vinh: It was fresh! It was delicious! And Nadia was taking forever!

Mason: I thought you couldn't eat-

Vinh: I refuse to eat beef. It's different besides, a turkey is completely different from cow meat-

Colt: So the fact still stands that you were the one that ate it?

Vinh: Uh...

Ryuu: Yep it's her, I can smell that turkey grease on her fingers. Mainly because I got dumped it in a few hours ago by a certain monkey and horse's prank, but that's not the point...

Dorian: So you ate it.

Vinh: *sigh* ... Yep...

Everyone: VINH!

Everyone: IT WAS THE TURKEY!

Everyone: A VITAL POINT OF THANKSGIVING! (and how'd you even eat it that quickly?!)

Vinh: Hey, hey, don't worry! I'm sure we can fix this, with just one ring I'm sure our caretakers can summon a turkey up no problem-

Nagini: *holds up phone* Can you read? *sign that says 'DO NOT CALL AS WE WILL NOT ANSWER. AT COSD THANKSGIVING FEAST. CIAO~ XOXO'* They took off this morning, I assume you weren't here to see this?

Vinh: Ugh, there goes that idea. Well, the store ain't that far away. Once sensei and Evon return from the storehouse we can just have him run on over. Or Colt can go, or whoever has a running power. Or teleportation, whatever, YOU GET MY DRIFT-

*door opens and the two return at that moment carrying corn and sweet potato*

*whilst arguing*

Chaol: I can't believe you tried to test the corn WHEN IT WAS STILL FROZEN! Have you no common sense?!

Evon: Excuse me, but it was my first time seeing frozen corn and I simply wanted to try it out!

Chaol: Oh reallllly! I don't see frozen corn that often and yet I still had the common sense not to try and SINK MY TEETH INTO IT. Like you promptly did.

Evon: Well you should've pried the corn away faster then!

Chaol: My hands are full of sweet potato, does it look like I could?

Evon: Judging by how Vinh practically preaches your teachings, I assumed-

*loud clearing of throat*

Evon: Oh! Je suis désolé, I didn't see you all there! (I'm sorry in French.)

Dorian: It's fine, I take it that your mission was a success?

Chaol: No need to call it a mission, and yes.

Evon: Where should we set all this stuff down?

Barry: Over here! *hurriedly pushes the mashed potatoes aside only for the gravy to drip onto Nagini's dress*

Barry: Oh no.

Nagini: *loud screech* HOW DARE YOU! I had this dress custom-made!

Rita: Relax! Just lemme turn into butterflies and I'll suck it right out!

*a few moments later*

Rita: There, all gone.

Nagini: *at a loss of words*

Dorian: Aside from that crisis... we still have the problem of figuring out what to do about the... missing... turkey.

Vinh: Dude, we don't need to be too uptight. Some people buy chickens at Bostco instead of turkeys because they're so big, so why don't we just buy a-WAIT A MINUTE.

Dracaena: Oh no. Vinh.

Liesel: What?

Vinh: We don't need to go back to Bostco, because...

Dracaena: Viiiiiiinh. Don't even think about it-

Vinh: -we've got a chicken right here! *points dramatically to Evon in the act of setting the corn down*

Evon: H-Huh?!

Liesel: VAT?!

Ryuu, Mason, and Colt: HAHA SHE REALLY WENT FOR IT-

Evon: Wait wait wait wait wait, what?! What's going on?!

Vinh: We can just eat Evon!

Everyone (who's nice): THAT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

Evon: NON! JE NE VEUX PAS ÊTRE MANGE- (I don't want to be eaten)

Evon: BESIDES I'M THE ROOSTER NOT THE CHICKEN-

Chaol: Wellll to me you're always gonna be a chicken-

Evon: EXCLUDING WHATEVER WEIRD THOUGHTS HE'S GOT!

Dorian: I have to admit though, it would be convenient...

Evon: Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi pourquoi pourquoi pourquoi!?!?!?! (Basically 'what' and 'why)

Liesel: Guys, no! We are not eating Evon!

Nadia: That would be cannibalism.

Colt: Technically, a-person-who's-got-the-Rooster-zodiac-inside-of-him-balism, but eh, we can face it that way!

Nadia:

Nadia: What?

Barry: I am highly against it as well!

Rita: Me too! He's part of my OTP-I meannn, he's a good guy and deserves better than this!

Dracaena: Yeah, I gotta go with them.

Nicolas: I as well. If anybody's eating Chicken, it'll be me~EEEE?!

*Vinh has round-house kicked Nicolas out of this chat*

Vinh: Fine, everyone who wants to go with my idea raise their hands-

*Mason, Colt, Ryuu, Vinh, and Dorian raise their hands*

Vinh: - And everyone against it raise their hands right now too.

*Liesel, Dracaena, Rita, Barry, Nadia, Evon, and a reluctant Nagini raise their hands*

Vinh: GASP BETRAYAL FROM NADIAAA-

Nadia: Look Vinnie, he's my roomie and roomies ain't abandon one another. Also, you're the one that ended up getting some of my outfits greasy. Ugh. Nothing personal, but I'm gonna vote to keep him alive.

Nagini: See, this is what happens when you ruin a girls' clothes. Take this as a life lesson to heart, peon.

Dorian: Well, since the majority has spoken, we won't eat Evon tonight!

*Evon breathes a sigh of relief as do those on his side*

*The other side groans mildly*

Dorian: So who wants to run back over to Bostco to get another-

Chaol: Turkey? *holds up a turkey in a Bostco bag*

Dorian: Woah!

Chaol: Vinh kicked me straight through the roof of Bostco, so I decided to buy a turkey because all in all I really don't want to eat Evon-

Rita and Liesel: Aww! That's sweet of you~!

Chaol: -because he'd probably taste horrible. All feathers and bones, you know?

Evon: Hey! But I appreciate it.

Dorian: Well, perfect! Now that the turkey's here, let's sit down and have...

"OUR THANKSGIVING FEAST! OR DINNER! WHICHEVER!"

"Smooth, Dorian, real smooth."

"Shh don't ruin the moment Nadia-"

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*After the feast/dinner*

Vinh: Hey Evon just wanted to let you know that we weren't actually plannin' on eatin' ya~

Evon:

Evon: WHAT?!

Vinh: Thought it'd be fun to play a good-natured Thanksgiving prank on ya, since you're the Rooster and it's part of the bird family and it's Thanksgiving. I roped the guys that were on my side into it, hope you weren't too freaked out!

Evon: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE

Evon: I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!

Vinh: Sorry Ev, but that would've ruined the fun of the prank!

Evon: *sigh* What else did I expect?

Vinh: *giggles cheerfully*

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"HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!"

"Happy Thanksgiving, my lady!"

"Thanks, Evan, you too!"

"LET'S ALL EAT TURKEY AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!"

XXX

Ah, this was fun to write! (Even though I made most of it up as I went haha) Anyways I'm goin' out. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed, and have a great Thanksgiving!

-A.A.C.

(P.S., is it Thanksgiving dinner or feast? Or meal? Just wanted to know for sure. ;) )