Sister: It's weird in warriors how two cats can just like each other and then the females just get pregnant!

Me: *freezes*

Sister: ...

Me: You know they have to do the thing to have kits but they can't write about it in a children's book!

Sister: What thing?

Me: the frickle frackle

Sister: ???

Sister: If you won't tell me I'll just look it up

Me: NO

mom: *walks in* are you guys ready to go

Me: MOM *repeats what my sister said*

Mom: 0-0

Sister: What's frickle frackle??? Is it a dance?

Me: *facepalm*

Mom: No *starts laughing* if you want to know I'll tell you later but that's something for us to discuss

Sister: but what is it??

Sister: OH IS IT s-e-x-y?

Me: Without the Y

Mom: Ok just get ready maybe I'll tell you later

And that's how my sister found out how Warrior Cats have babies