Thranduil: JULIA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I HEARD YOU WERE SICK, WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR?

Me: *stares of dreamily into the distance* I guess you could say I went to the Doctor...

Thranduil: *angry facepalm* Who introduced her to the Doctor Who fandom???????

Friend who introduced me to it: *runs out a window*

Thranduil: UUUUUUUGGGGHHHH. Once we got rid of the stupid Italian I thought you'd be MINE!

Me: ....

Thranduil: ...well, not mine exactly, but, you know...

Me: ....

Thranduil: *rolls eyes* fine. Fan girl. Go ahead. Rant to me.

Me: OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS THIS SHOW. NINE. ROSE. TEN. ROSE. NO ROSE. MARTHA. EW. NO MARTHA. ANGELS. CRYING SCARY ANGELS. GAS MASKS. ARE YOU MY MUMMY? DONNA. DONNA NOBLE. OODS. DALEKS. DALEKS EVERYWHERE. CYBERMEN. JACK HARKNESS. JACK HARKNESS IS THE FACE OF BO. CAT PEOPLE. CASSANDRA. MOISTURIZE ME.

ROSES ARE RED

THE TARDIS IS BLUE

THE DOCTOR ONCE SAID

ROSE TYLER, I....

*SOBS LOUDLY*

HAROLD SAXON. THE MASTER. TEN HOLDING THE MASTER'S DEAD BODY AND SOBBING AND YELLING. GALLIFREY BURNING. LAST OF THE TIME LORDS.

HE IS ALONE. ALWAYS ALONE, AND HE WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE IN THE END.

*SOBS LOUDER AND UGLIER*

Thranduil: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... How much have you watched?

Me: IM ONLY THREE EPISODES IN TO SEASON 4

Thranduil: ...wow...you are a very emotional person

Me: sssssshhhhhhhhhut up and give me hugs

Thranduil: how about some kittens instead?

Me: I ALREADY HAVE THOSE. NOW SHUT UP AND

koolkugel : DANCE WITH ME

Everyone: *dances*