A CHAPTER IN THE STYLE OF OLD ME
Me: Wow! You know what I haven't done in a while?? A chapter like this! In honor of 2016, why not look back on slightly older me and see how that goes.
*clears throat*
Ahem.
And so, ladies (and gentlemen?), I present to you....A CHAPTER IN THE STYLE OF ME 2K15!
Thranduil: *sarcastically claps*
Me: What?
Thranduil: Oh, nothing.
Me: What?
Thranduil: Well...I just...I noticed you've added some people to the fandom meetings lately, and you added to your Book of Ships...I'm honestly just feeling a little forgotten over here.
Me: Oh I haven't added that many people....
Thranduil: *tears up* Who is Sam? Who is Dean? Who is this "Doctor"? Who is this detective claiming to be a psychic? Who is the girl with the tattoos all over her body? Who is Rey? Who is Ned the magical pie maker?
Me: Sam and Dean are Supernatural, obviously. The Doctor is just the Doctor from Doctor Who. The detective claiming to be a psychic...that would be Psych. The girl with the tattoos is from Blindspot. Rey is a character from THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE OMG. And Ned the magical pie maker is you.
Thranduil: what
Me: Well technically he's not you, but he's Lee Pace.
Thranduil: Who is that?
Me: he's...never mind.
...oh and you forgot...
I now like Panic! At the Disco and Halsey.
Thranduil: THOSE ARE MUSIC! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE MUSIC AND HONESTLY DIDNT EVEN QUESTION BRENDON URIE BEING TIED UP IN YOUR BASEMENT.
Me: ...you were in my basement?
Thranduil: ......
Me: ...okay then.
*turns to Wattpad audience of readers*
SO. To anyone reading this, I joined quite a few fandoms last year, and hope to join more this year! Thanks for all your reads, votes, comments, and follows! I love you all!
On my Wattpad agenda for this year is... *Thranduil drum rolls in background*
1. Start and finish a fanfic about a real person (probably Lee Pace because I actually adore him <3)
2. Start and finish either a Doctor Who or LotR fanfic!
3. FANGIRL
4. Write more things in my book of headcanons/one-shots (I've got Sherlock and Star Wars happening right now)
5. START an original story which is very unique and will either be super awesome or super bad. We'll have to wait and see.
*bell rings somewhere in the distance*
Me: oh crap
Thranduil: YOURE GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS
Me: nooooooo
Thranduil: GOT YOUR FIRST CLASS OF YOUR FIRST AP COURSE TODAY? READY TO GET COLLEGE CREDIT????!
Me: ....no
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