You: sorry I fell asleep

Jacob: oh

You: yeah...

Jacob: I thought you didn't want to talk to me

You: are you trying to make me feel bad for you?

Jacob: maybe ;)

You: well sorry but your secret plan isn't exactly working

Jacob: you said isn't *exactly* working

You: ...

Jacob: that means it's partially working

You: ...

Jacob: ...

You: ...

Jacob: ...

Jacob: ...

Jacob: you still there?