Unknown: I'm sorry

Unknown: I messed up

Unknown: I just got a new phone and my fingers are too big for the buttons

Unknown: I'm sorry

Unknown: that was meant for my girlfriend

Unknown: please delete that

You: you know what I should do?

Unknown: delete it?

You: put it on twitter

Unknown: please no

You: I'll go viral

Unknown: no

You: maybe I should put it on Instagram too

Unknown: ...

You: I already have 20k followers

Unknown: please don't

You: I guess we'll just have to wait and see