Jacob: hey beautiful

You: oh really

Jacob: yep

You: you don't even know what I look like. I could end up looking like a troll or something

Jacob: I mean trolls are beautiful in their own way

You: is that seriously what you think?

Jacob: okay I tried okay

You: well I can tell you one thing

Jacob: what's that one thing

You: that I don't look like a troll

Jacob: oh good! I've always wanted to meet a troll but not fall in love with one

You: wait what did you say

Jacob: I meant fall in front of one you know so they don't step on me because they weigh a lot

You: sure...

Jacob: that's what I meant