A request by Hetalian_Waifu . This is Turkey, if you didn't guess.
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[Y/N] is like best buds with Greece and also Turkey. I don't know why you're hanging around countries since you're human, but no one cares!

Anyway, Turkey is a jealous little man, so he stalks you and Greece. It's normal. So he says.

"Hey [Y/N] did you know that cats are the best thing ever?" Greece said. You yawned and nodded. You couldn't care less about his stupid cats. You just really like Mr. Thanksgiving Dinner. WHAT NO YOU HATE HIM WITH A BURNING PASSION RIGHT RIGHT DON'T YOU HUH. Haha no you don't you love him.

You snapped out of your daydreaming and Greece was staring at you. "You were daydreaming." He said. "Again." You just smiled. "Ah, it's nothing."

Turkey, from behind something-or-other, was OUTRAGED THAT GREECE MADE YOU SMILE. HOW DOES ANYONE EVEN SMILE IN HIS PRESENCE? So he decided to confess to you because he felt like it.

He strutted his fine booty over to where you and Greece were and kicked Greece in the face. "Much better!" He said. You just stared at him. Wow. That just happened. Shouldn't you change your feelings toward him a little? TOO BAD; YOU WON'T.

Turkey looked at you now. "[Y/N] I love you! Carry my babies!" He cried! You just blinked a little. Then you burst out-"I LOVE YOU TOO TURKEY I SHALL HAVE YOUR BABIES!"

And you had like 5 billion children

THE END