(Originally this was going to be Romerica but @VictimComplex wanted ScotFra so I give! Hope you like it, sorry I didn't do your prompt, but I hope this makes up!)
This was the last time Allistor drank. Especially with his little brother.
He swore on it(he drank two days later).
Because he had managed to lose a drinking contest against Arthur, and now he was here in front of this spooky old house.
He shivered in fear, this was the place said to be haunted by a mysterious ghost, and he had to spend the night.
Thanks, Arthur.
He finally took in a breath, and marched into the house.
The doors shut behind him.
"BOO!"He jumped a tiny bit and turned around, but then laughed.
Floating above was a ghost of an obviously French man, trying to look menacing but failing terribly, especially due to the fact that his hair was long as his shirt was pink.
"You're laughing in fear, right!?"The ghost demanded with a thick accent, and Allistor laughed harder, nearly dying with laughter.
The ghost was growing agitated.
"YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED!"
"You're cute, not creepy, lass."
"I AM A PROUD FRENCH MAN AND--"
"Wow, I think I'll be ok if I spend the night with you."Allistor interrupted with a smirk and a wink.
"SHUT UP YOU SCOTTISH SHEEP I'M TRYING YO SCARE YOU!"