Soooo... Just a little filler part until I get ideas. If there's characters missing, it means either she had no reaction, or I didn't have a good picture of them to show.

--Japan--
Me; This is Japan
Mom:He has no mouth

--america--
Mom: is he an aviator?
Me: What?
Mom: Yknow, like a pilot, like in that Tom Cruise movie-- wait, is he Tom Cruise?

--England--
Me: So what about him?
Mom: *disaproving "mmmmmm"*
Me: What?
Mom: He looks like he has a bad attitude. Like the boy version of you.

--Sealand--
Me: This is Sealand. He's a micronation, which means he's not actually a nation yet.
Mom: He looks sad

--Germany--
Me: This is Germany
Mom: 'looks like he's on steroids.

--China--
Me:Him?
Mom: On crack.

--Romano--
Mom: He's creepy.

--Italy--
Mom: He looks happy. Too happy, how much wine?

--Norway--
Mom: Is she a girl?
Me: No, it's male. What made you think it was a girl?
Mom: No self-respecting man puts clips in their hair

--Hungary--
Me: This is Hungary.
Mom: Please tell me this ones a girl
Me: It is
Mom: *whispering* oh thank God

--Finland--
Mom: Is he in the army? He's got a uniform.

--Switzerland--
Me: This is Switzerland
Mom: He looks like an angry Swiss.

--Lichenstien--
Mom: Cute.

--Poland--
Me: This is Poland, and yes, he's a boy.
Mom: Oh, I already knew, I know a crossdresser when I see one.

--Ukraine--
Me: This is Ukraine
Mom: Mm.
Me: Anything? Are you even gonna say anything about the big boobs?
Mom: Wait, those are boobs? I thought it was armor.

--Sweden--
Mom: Looks like America Mega-evolved.