((A/N: Despite the title, this is pure fluff.))
"Heeyyy!!! Hey, Lovi!! Heyyy!!!!"
"GOD DAMNIT I'M NOT WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK WITH YOU BASTARDO"
This was at least the 69th time Gil had asked him watch a cheesy romance movie with him.
"Come onnnnnn~"He whined, throwing his arms around his best friend/long time crush's shoulders.
"No! I hate those stupido chick flicks!"
"Oh really? The girly you doesn't like chick flicks? That's like saying I'm not awesome!"
Lovino punched him in the face.
"YOURE NOT"
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Gilbert walked into Lovino's house, his nose bandaged as he looked for the angry Italian and heard sobbing from the living room.
Thinking it was Feli, he sighed and walked to the living room, and his jaw dropped when he saw Lovino crying over the Fault in Our Stars.
"nooooOOOO AUGUSTUS"
Gilbert stared, before he began to laugh loudly.
"HAHAHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
"Wha-- HEY, SHUT UP--I--FELI-- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"