--Undertale First--

--Sans--
Gradma: He's alright (me: anything else?) (turns to genocide picture) (me: what about this?) Is that a dragon? *points to gaster blaster* (no, it's a gaster blaster. What do you think? Why is he mad?) Uh, looks like he's mad because that thing's in his way. Looks like it knocked some bones out of him.

--Toriel--

Grandma: A bull. A bull man. (*dies* That's a girl) It is? (turns to another picture) Oh, I see. She's cute. *turns to a picture of Toriel with an angry face by complete chance* Oh, I guess she didn't like being called cute!

--Papyrus--

Grandma: He's yuck. Well, he's smiling and he's got his hand on his hip. He looks confident. (turns to a picture with the caption 'basically the best') Hm.. I guess he is the best. For a pile of bones...

--Undyne--

Grandma: He looks like a warrior. (it's a girl) Oh? *silence* She's looks like she's daring someone. Daring someone to come after her. But no one will. Because she has a spear.

--Alphys--

Grandma: Is she a school teacher? She looks smart. (turns to another picture) what is she doing? (shes blushing) Is it because I called her smart?

-- Mettaton --

Grandma: That's another figure. (what do you mean) like another figure. He looks like he's saying 'Whaaaat?' *snort* He looks like her doing ballet. (Did you thibk it was a not at first) Its a boy? Well that's okay. Boys can do ballet too.

--Asgore--

Grandma: That's a guy, isn't it? He looks like a bull. (turns to another picture) He looks like he's ready to fight. (turns to another picture) Now he looks like he's celebrating. He won the fight, right?

-- Muffet --

Grandma: Muffet... Looks like a spider. (she is) Ha! (anything else?) She's having a tea party. Probably using human blood as tea. Your dad would burn down the house if he saw that thing.

-- Asriel--
Grandma: Awww... Looks like a little child. (switches to Asriel dreemurr pic) Well now he looks older. He looks like he won. (won what?) Whatever they're doing. A fight? With swords? And probably those fast blasting things?

-- Chara--
Grandma: She's kind of plain. But she's cute. (turns to geno chara) Ooh. Nevermind. She looks dangerous. (Are they cute anymore?) Nooo. She's scary. Looks like Ted Bundy's nonconsenual child.

--Frisk--
Grandma: Oh, she's cute! (Why do you think they look alike?) They both have the same hair, eyes... Except she's yellow.

--Flowey--
Grandma: Looks like a daisy. (based off the picture, what do you think of him?) Happy. (turns to creepy Flowey pic) Well she's saying she's dying, and she looks like she's dying. She looks like she's wilting away. (It's a guy) The flower's a guy? How does that work?
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(based on what youve seen, what do you think it's about?)
Grandma: A war game. Nothing else.

----Hetalia----

N. Italy
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Grandma: She looks like she's celebrating. (He) Doesn't look like a he at all. (why do you think it looks like a girl?) Well the hair, and the pants, and the way she's dressed, and the pants are up and and...*spluttering* (turns to another picture) That really looks like a girl. (turns to another pic) She-- he's saluting, but it still looks like a girl.

--South Italy/Romano--

Grandma: His stance makes him look like a guy. (turns to another picture) And looks like a girl again. Big time.

--Germany--

Grandma: Now, he looks like a guy. What's he got in his hand? (HERR SCHTICK-- I mean, a stick) He's standing at attention.(turns to another picture) He had a thought. (what thought so you think he had?) I don't know, a different one. Of killing off that girl-- guy, from before, probably.

--Japan--

Grandma: He's just standing there posing. (so you guess it's a guy) Well, I suppose it's one. Since they're all confused on gender here.

--America--

Grandma: He looks like he's making a speech. (turns to another picture) He's stuffing himself. Poor boys gonna get fat. (switches picture to a chubby america) Welp, we're too late, Claudia(me). Another dear lost to McDonald's. And probably Donald Trump.

--Canada--

Grandma: With a bear! (is it a boy or a girl?) A girl. (it's a guy) his features make him look like a girl. Looks like he's... Nice. But that's the rule for Canadians.

--England--

Grandma: Hm. He's trying to figure out something. (turns to angry England picture) Somebody upset him. He figured out they wanted to kill his green thing from the other picture. (what about the big eyebrows) *shrugs* they're bushy.

--France--
Grandma: Tell me that's a girl. (it's a boy) He's extremely confused. (switches picture) Now that looks like a guy. He looks like he's thinking. Also roses. Roses everywhere.

--Russia--
Grandma: He looks kind. (switches to aura Russia picture) Looks like he's... Disguised. As a serial killer. Or maybe he's not disguised and he is a serial killer.

--China--
Grandma: Is that a girl? (no) He's begging. Begging not to look like a girl.(switches picture) He looks like he's doing kung fu. (switches picture) Hes... Still fighting. Very ambitious. You should take notes, Claudi. (offended idol noises)

--Ukraine--
Grandma: That has to be a girl.(it is) I was gonna say he has boobs. She looks like she's choosing her weapon. She's gonna smother all the confused guy-girls with her breasts.

Prussia--
Grandma: Is it a guy? He's listening to a speech. Does he have a sword? I guess he- whats that thing you and Raven say? He kills? No, he slays. Right?

--Poland--
Grandma: Is it a girl? (nope!) (turns to a crossdressing Poland pic) Please tell me it's a girl. (its a guy) He's crossdressing. And really good at it.