USUK clean just some super shitty puns.

America burst through the front door of Englands house yelling something and then he'd dragged him off to a nearby McDonalds.

He stood next to America arms crossed and glaring as he ordered. "Yo Iggy what do you want dude?" America asked loudly, turning to face him. He didnt reply and instead just glared harder. America smiled brightly. "Alright! A cheese burger meal for my broha and a coke and... Iced tea!" he exclaimed to the girl who was at the register. She typed it in happily and relayed it back to them for confirmation before America payed and they went to sit down with their food.

America passed England his meal and iced tea before biting into his (first of many) big mac. He sipped at his soda and smiled brightly completely ignoring the scowl on his friends face. "America." England spat. "Why the bloody hell did you drag me here you git!?" he demanded.

America laughed "No reason dude. Just wanid ta chill with ya." England cringed at his crude grammar. "That would be, 'I just wanted to spend time with you.' you ignorant wanker. Now bring me back-" "Iggy." America inturupted. "It's England!" he insisted. "Fine, England."

"What?" England demanded. "You're alot like a big mac." he stated. Englands eyes widened. "Are... Are you calling me fat!?" he hissed. "No! I'm saying that... If I could I'd order a dozen of you." he winked. England blushed. "Sh-shut up." he mumbled. "Hey England." "What."

"If you were a burger here you'd be the McGorgeous." England blushed harder and America smiked. "Is youre face on the menu? Becsuse I'm lovin' it." he winked. Engkand sputtered a few things but couldnt form any sentances.

"Your name must be Coca-cola because you're so-da-licious."

"I just ate a bag of skittles, want to taste the rainbow?"

"Are you a sharpie? Because you're fine~."

"Are you the one ring foraged by Sauron? Because damn you look precious."

"America." England tried to interupt

"So do you have a name? Or can I just call you mine?"

"A-america!" he tried again.

"No, it's probably Summer. Because you're, like, really hot."

"A-alfred!" England hissed louder his blush covering his whole face.

"Just call me Al. It's easier to scream." America replied wickedly.

"O-okay..." England replied. "What?" America asked. "I'll call you Al... I guess."

"... Dude, date me!"

A/N

Guys I'm running out of ideas. Nobodys requesting anything or commenting and I'm getting sad. Please, someone request SOMETHING! Anything! Or even some feedback would be nice! I'm not meaning to sound whiny but I'm just a bit depressed lately and it slways makes my day to see a comment or two. Anyways thank you so much for reading!