First off, you can ask me! :D You can ask me anything unless it is so private...and I will not answer to that kind of questions. But I thinks there's nothing private about my life...meh. This is just out of boredom so I can entertain you for a while and you can get to know me more. The Countries' will be asking me first. Vanniah...yeah, my 2p. Lol. XD

WARNING: I DONT HATE ENGLAND. I LOVE HIM. OKAY. NEXT, MANY BAD WORDS, I THINK. YEAH.

Me: *sits on a chair that magically appeared out of nowhere* * faces you* Okay, so the introduction and description is at the top and foremost part of this chapter. *crunches on a Cheetos that appeared out of nowhere too*

Me: The Countries' shall ask me some questions you would or might want to ask to me. I certainly hope that it's not some really annoying question or offensive. *sighs* But these kind of question is different. Van (My 2P!) will be picking from a bowl--

Vanniah: *whispers in my ear*

Me: *nods* --from a box full of papers which has questions in it. I will not know who will ask it unless they sign it. *mutters* I hope they do so I'll kick ass. Anyway, okay, first off!

Vanniah: *picks one*

It says: "Why the hell are we here?"

Me: ....Fuck you then. Next! *picks one*

Vanniah: *picks one*

It says: "Yo, dude! Are you even straight?!"

Vanniah and Me: ......*looks back* AMERICA WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS?!

America: *sweatdrops* S-Sorry, V-Vannah...

Vanniah: *frowns* And me, you b-

Me: *puts hand on Vanniah's mouth and sighs* Might as well answer it. First off, I'm not straight......AS A CIRCLE. *narrows eyes* I'm straight as a ruler. And look, I don't hate on bisexuals, to be honest, they're fine for me. As for other sexes, like, pansexual and others are fine for me, too. I don't hate on them. Okay, now for the next!

Vanniah: *mutters while glaring at America* What she said. *picks one* *looks at it and stifles laughter*

*reads it in a British accent*

It says: "How old are you to write these kind of stuff? That isn't so much of a lady!"

Me: *looks at Vanniah* That is quite offensive, woman.

Vanniah: *rolls eyes* Look who's fucking talking.

Me: *frowns* I didn't even say anything--

Vanniah: JUST ANSWER, DAMNIT.

Me: FINE! I AM TWELVE YEARS OLD OKAY. AND I WRITE THESE STUFF TO ENTERTAIN AND PLEASE MY READERS SO FUCK OFF MY LIFE, ENGLAND.

England: ....Still, you're too--

Me: *runs away, TT ^ TT*

Vanniah: *sighs* There she goes. Oh well, I'll answer for her while she sulks. *picks one*

It says--wait, why the hell am I even still doing this? Anyway: "Admit that I'm awesomer than you because the awesome me will be grateful! Kesesesese!"

Vanniah: *eyebrow and mouth twitches* I'm glad the countries' can be obvious. And why the hell is it here if it's not a question?! *sighs frustratedly* *sucks in air*

IAMAWESOMERTHANYOUANDYOUKNOWITSOFUCKINGSHUTTHEHELLUPORIWILLKILLYOUIFYOUWILLIWILLSPAREYOURFUCKINGLIFENOWSHUTUP.

*lets out a heavy breath* *faces you* *frowns and tries to look soft*

Hey, don't get offended now! If it's Vannah, she'd do that, too, alright?

Vanniah: Next one! *picks one* *smiling while lips twitching* •~•

It says: "How do you find the comments that has been given to you lately?"

Vanniah: Um, if I were Vannah---

Me: *sniffs* YOURE STILL ME. *goes back to sulk*

Vanniah: ---I'll be really grateful and besides, she likes comments more than the votes. It makes her know that the readers are having fun that's why she likes comments. Although she can get shy when commenting herself, she likes to express she's having fun or had fun while reading or read that book. Besides, she likes to communicate and talk to her readers, it makes her feel like she's appreciated. :)

Next! *picks one*

It says: "How did you discover us? Ve~"

Vanniah: *fake thinks as she puts her hand on her chin* Well, she was first introduced by Nikki, who was such a big fan of Hetalia that day and until now. A few days after, she's still not a Hetalian but when she really couldn't relate to what Nikki was saying, she searched for it. Later on, she decided that she searched it not only because she wanted to relate to Nikki, she actually wanted to see it for herself!

And now for the present, she loves it with all her heart.

Vanniah: *looks back as she heard no one crying* Um, are you done crying 'cause my jaw hurts here! HELLOOOOO?! D:<

Me: *appears at her back* I'm back! :D

Vanniah: *looks back, glaring* Yeah, it seems you are at my back. :\

Me: *laughs* You know humor? I never thought you'd even know- o O o

Vanniah: *shoves in Vannah's mouth many Cheetos* You have forgiven that Brittney guy?

Me: *chokes but chews and swallows while glaring* Yes, I did. Don't call him that, sheesh. Anyway, what's up doc?

Vanniah: *grumbles but picks one*

It says: "Who are your favorite writers?"

Me: Ooooooh! I have so many right now!

: RenaRose494 , TomatoFairyGodmother , SheIsAHellishAngel , juliabin , Emilybananas or EmilyBarritas , ShinigamiKoemi , @ImForeverChocolated , CrimesOfADeadpool , AllOfTheLittlePeople , @LyingToYourInstincts , @ThePerfectEnding8 , @RoseriaValeria , @Goldenunderwear , PruHun_Fangurl , English_Words , nikschels , DomGagarin212215 , justalittlelonger . > O <

Vanniah: *rolls eyes* Yeah, like that's an awful lot. -.-

Me: *frowns* I have many more! This was just the best ones! ;-;"

Vanniah: Whatever you say. *sighs, rolling her eyes* *picks one* -.-

It says: "Any favorite yaoi, Vannah-san?"

Me: *grins* Many. *clears throat and grabs a very long list* ;D

FrUK
USUK
SpUK
PrUK
GerUK
ItaUK
RomUK
--So, if you noticed, (if you haven't, um, check it more.) I ship UK with....many. Well, that's a lie. I ship him with everybody! :D

England: WHAT? THATS BLOODY WRONG! I DONT EVEN LIKE ONE OF THEM! D:< >/////<

Me: *slaps him with a glove given by Vanniah* D:< YOU LIKE ALL OF THEM. ITS IN YOUR.... .-. What are you doing?

England: -////- I'm ignoring you!

Me: Ignore me for all I care! *flips table* YOU LOVE US/FRANCE!

England: 0/////0 N-NO.

Me: YESH-

Vanniah: *slaps hand on my mouth* *says with gritted teeth* Shut. The. Fuck. Up. *growls*

Me: ...NO! YESH THAT SHTUTTEH BIATCH.

England: *gasp*

Vanniah: *sighs as she holds her head* You'll regret it, Vannah if you don't and you too Brittney.

Me and England: *shuts up*

Vanniah: Good, now may you continue your list, Vannah?

Me: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, whatevs. Where did I stop?

England: You shipping me with everybody.

Me: Oh, right. Okay! Now you know I ship him with everybody, here! If I ever forgot something, tell me right away.

Romano:
RomUK, Spamano, Germano, Itacest, Amerimano, Prumano

Prussia:
PrUK, PruCan, Prumano, Prupan, PruIta, RoPru/RusPru, PruHun, PruAus, Germancest

America:
USUK, FrUS, RusAme, Amerimano, Ameripan, CanAme, GerAme, PrusAme

----okay, I think I'm too lazy. Maybe next time I'll give you my full list. "-.-

Vanniah: *nods* *picks one*

It says: "Fuck you, Vannah. Why do you fucking ship me with the tomato bastard and potato bastard?!"

Vanniah and Me: *poker face*

Me: I ship you with Spain because although tsun-tsun, you still care for him. Despite your cold shoulder towards him, he knows you care for him. And despite it too, you know that you can trust him but you're just afraid. Spain knows this and respects it but of course, will always treat you the best. He knows how jealous you can be towards your brother but will never show it because you still love your brother despite him being an 'innocent'. He wants you to feel your special when around him.

Vanniah: That's deep. *laughs*

Me: D: Don't laugh! It's true!

Vanniah: *waves hand* Alright, alright. Continue to Germano.

Me: *smiles* Right! So, I ship you with him because yeah, the tsun-tsun part too! Although you think you hate him, you know you care about him like Spain. But I think you're more close and affectionate to Spain. Anyway, yeah, I think that's it. Wow. X'D

Vanniah: So, I think that's it too.

Me: D: Whaaaaat? There's still so many countries! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ANSWERING TOO SO WHY NOW? Come on! PLEASE (Vanniah: No!) You sure? I know you loved it! There's still (Vanniah: Globdanggit, Vannah. No, no, I'm tired. And besides I thought this was supposed to be-) No, please! ITS NOT GONNA END YET RIGHT.

Vanniah: GLOBDANGGIT, V! I TOLD YOU NO.

Me: *sighs* Fiiiine. Okay guys! That's all! Sorry it took so long! I don't know why! I was bored and did this! So thanks to my 2P--!

Vanniah: Byo. *walks away*

Me: *sweatdrops* Uhm, yeah. "^^ Bye guys!