:3 This is not a request. I know I'm sorry! It's just...fit the song y'know. Hehe.

I love this song so if you don't sorry. "-.- Oh and I think this is quite long! Because :3 I was in the mood, so thank my mood. -.- XD Joke. Hope you like this. Aaaaaaaaaaand, well....you're a thief here and you have a nick name, "Sleaky (sly + sneaky) Sexy Thief and Maybe Killer?" HAHA! You are sexy then. :3 Aaaaaaand of course, the cop, more like detective, is America.

Lots of changing P.O.V's and this will be quite long. :3 I dunno if you want to be a killer. *shrugs* So that's why you're name is "Sleaky Sexy Thief and Maybe Killer?" -.- Sorry.

Thoughts by Alfred, Italics. ((I wanted to add underline but when I saved it, the underlined was removed. "-.- Thoughts by you, just in your P.O.V.

[] - just something the person want to add.

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You're a troublemaker

You're a troublemaker...

You ain't nothing but a troublemaker, girl

"Hahaha!" You laughed and the cops were getting closer. You snickered and saw that familiar blond that you had been attracted to...and best friend. You blush as he started to walk in the house you were robbering. Something clicked in your mind.

The cops! He's one of the cops! And besides, he's your best friend ____________!! You can't fall in love ________!! You thought and sigh. You put your mask and tied your (h/c) in a pony tail and jumped out of the window. "Yihaaaaaaaa!" You shout as you land safe on the ground.

"Damnit!" You hear him say. You chuckle. Better luck next time, detective. Was the the only thing you thought as you ran away.

Alfred's P.O.V.

Damnit! She was so close! Ugh! "Detective Al?" I turned my scowl to a sigh. "Yes?" "You do remember you have to go to Starbucks?" Ahhh. _______'s there already. I went to my private car and headed for the Starbucks. This detective thing is stressing me.

___________ will surely cheer me up. I thought as I smile just thinking about my princess. ((:3))

You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down

The way you bite your lip got my head spinnin' around

After a drink or two I was putty in your hands

I don't know if I have the strength to stand, oh oh oh...

You sigh and got safely in your house. You stripped down your black turtle neck t-shirt, black pants, and black gloves. "_______!! Are you doing your homework?!" Your mother nags and you quickly arranged your school things.

You hear footsteps and you quickly sit on your study chair as your math book was opened already. You scan through it and started to write the answers. You stopped when you heard the door open. You saw your mom, smiling. "Good girl."

You roll your eyes as she left. You feel like a pet when she always say that. You did your homework first and grabbed your (f/c) back pack and headed for the door. "I'm going out. I'm done with my homework!!"

You announced and went to Starbucks. You sat and started to play your iPad until you caught a flash of yellow. A familiar yellow. "Yo _________!!" You smile and wave at your blond best friend. "Hey, Alfred."

((This will be quite long)) Alfred's P.O.V.

She sat down and bit her lip which got my mind spinnin' around as she smiled. My face softens at this. "What's wrong princess?" I tease her and she blushes. "Just thinking if you want to order." I shrug and smiled my goofy grin. "Sure. Why not?" I say and ordered for a coffee.

After a drink or two while talking, she was ready to go, I frown but smiled nonetheless. I hug her and she hugged back. "Bye!" I smirk. "BYA!" I shout, not caring about the crowd that was looking at us. I wave until she was out of sight.

Trouble troublemaker, yeah

That's your middle name, oh oh oh...

I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain

And I wanna know...

((Still Alfred's))

She strikes again and now I was driving to the Bank. I grit my teeth in irritation. This time, I'm going to catch her. I swear. I quickly got out of my car and hurriedly ran inside.

3rd Person's P.O.V.

You opened the door of the safe. You grin as you see gold and diamonds. Your mask was suddenly took off and you look back to see the worker of the Bank looks at you surprised. You grit your teeth. You get your gun and pulled the trigger as blood splashed around. You hear the other scream in fear but you shushed them in irritation. You wear your mask again and was about to grab some gold until a voice made you stop.

"Stop right there!" A familiar voice shouts and you stiffened at this. "Shit. He's here." You mutter and turned around to be met by a gun pointed at you. You weren't afraid that YOUR BESTFRIEND will shoot you. You have mad skills. ((LOL))

You smirk as your bad girl side came. "Oh..finally caught me, Detective?" You taunt and stands up from your position as you walk to him to him in a sensual manner. ((:3 Sorry. No lemon)) You walk around him and wrap your arms around him as he points the gun at you.

"Oh come on. I'm just playing." You whine and he glares at you. You giggle and kiss his forehead as he flinches at your action. You smirk as you sneak your way out. After a few seconds, he shot and you were hit by the shoulder as you cursed and run to the window, jumping out and landing safely on the ground as you run faster.

"GET HER!" You hear your blond best friend shouts as you struggle with your back pack and your injured shoulder.

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, oh oh oh?

My mind keeps saying,

"Run as fast as you can."

I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back, oh oh oh...

Alfred's P.O.V.

I don't know why. But when she kissed me, it sensed sparks all over my body. But I like _________! And it feels like ________'s hug when she wrapped her arms around me...Damn hormones reacting..!! And I don't why I regretted shooting her at her shoulder.

It felt good that I think she will be captured. Surely, she will go to a hospital and we can track her. But I think she's too smart for that. And her voice! Ugh! It seemed like ______! But ________ is innocent, I know that.

As she ran, my mind keeps saying,

Run as fast as you can.

And I don't know why! That kiss ruined my brain! Cops surrounded me as I ask if they caught her and they salute. "We're sorry sir! She was too fast!" "We tried to shoot her but she just kept in dodging!"

I grit my teeth and say a little, "Thank you." As I drove around the city, I thought,

I have enough of her play.

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

I stop and pant. I really have enough. My mind is getting lost even when I'm driving and thinking of her.

Troublemaker

She's a troublemaker.

It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind

I see your silhouette every time I close my eyes

There must be poison in those finger tips of yours

'Cause I keep comin' back again for more, oh oh oh...

It's like she was in my mind every day, competing with _______. But when I close my eyes to sleep, I see both of their silhouette. And I think their both poisoning me with this. I drove to ________'s house and knocked the door to be opened by her mom.

"Oh, Alfred! I was just about to call you!" Her mom says worriedly. I furrowed my eyebrows together.

"Why?"

Trouble troublemaker, yeah

That's your middle name, oh oh oh...

I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain

And I wanna know...

You hear your mother exclaimed and say Alfred's name. You cursed under your breath and wished he wouldn't realized it. Not just yet. You still have plans. You hear heavy footsteps and you guessed, it was Alfred.

The door opened and you saw Alfred. Alfred quickly hurried to your side and looked at your injured shoulder. You see his shocked face and bit your lip, waiting for him to ask what happened.

"What happened?" He finally asks and you sigh. "Your cops started to shoot at the robber but then a wild shot from your cops hit me." You found an excuse and he frowns. "You near where that happened?" He asks and analyzed the injure and you smile faintly at his caring.

"Yeah. I heard the cops and I thought you would be there so..." You trailed off as he sighs. "I told you to stay away from where are we." You frown as you see him frown. "Hey, come on, sorry." He chuckles and kisses your forehead as you blush ten shades of red.

"C'mon, let's get the bullet out and disinfect it." You nod and gave him a brave smile which he just laughed at. "You're scared aren't you?" You look away and he laughs again. "Don't be. It's just a long bite from an ant."

You make a face full of fear as you shake your head. He chuckles as he grabs you and carry you bridal style. "Where's your aid kit?" You blush at your position but pointed at the direction nonetheless.

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, oh oh oh?

My mind keeps saying,

"Run as fast as you can."

I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back, oh oh oh...

Alfred's P.O.V.

I feel guilty again. When I told them to run after her, I didn't tell them to shoot! I sigh and _______ quickly noticed this as she furrowed her eyebrows in confusion and worry ness. She was about to ask me but I cut her off by kissing her nose, showing it as,

I'm fine

She frowns. "Are you sure?" I gave her my normal charming grin that I always wear and she just rolls her eyes at me. I chuckles. After I got the bullet out of her shoulder, [she was squirming and she was so cute]

She sighed a relieved sigh. I chuckle at her reaction. She just pokes her tongue out and I did the same. I started to disinfect it and after I did, she suddenly kissed my forehead...which felt like...her kiss. I shake my head to get that thought off my head and smile at her while blushing.

"Thanks Al." She says and I smile. "No prob." With that, I kissed her forehead as I lay her on her bed and said my good byes.

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

After I left _______'s house, I cheered that I got a kiss from her.

Troublemaker!

This is some trouble. I just chuckled at my thoughts.

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, oh oh (hurt so bad)?

My mind keeps saying,

"Run as fast as you can."

Troublemaker

I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back, oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

"Sleaky Sexy Thief" was out on the run again. But I didn't want her to be caught. So I didn't come to my work. I was quite sick with her being _______. With her kiss, being like _______'s kiss. With her hug that seems like _______'s hug too.

They're both giving me a heart attack. "I'm done." I say to clarify and not to let my mind explode because of this. Then I see her on the news again, I think she was pulling me back as I went back to my work.

Troublemaker

Maybe I'm insane

'Cause I keep doing the same damn thing

Thinking one day we gon' change

But you know just how to work that back

And make me forget my name

What the hell you do I won't remember

I'll be gone until November

And you'll show up again next summer, yeah!

Maybe I'm insane. After 1 month, I still am doing the same thing. Catching her but then letting go of her and we made a little talk. And it made me think one day she's going to change. But she and I knew all too well how it's gonna work.

Maybe I'm insane. ________ started to give me little kisses and affection like a shy girlfriend. But she still isn't my girlfriend. Yet. I can't remove her kisses out of my mind.

Maybe if I'll be gone until November, she'll lose it. But maybe she'll show up again next summer.

Maybe _______'s gonna miss me too.. I smile at the thought of _______ missing me.

Typical middle name is Prada

Fit you like a glove, girl

I'm sick of the drama

You're a troublemaker

But damn girl it's like I love the trouble

And I can't even explain why

(Yeah!)

Ever since the thief and I has been making small talks, _______ doesn't call me. And whenever the thief is gone, she'll be calling me. It's troubling me. About them, being the same person. This thief and ______ is a troublemaker.

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, oh oh oh?

My mind keeps saying,

"Run as fast as you can."

Troublemaker

I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back, oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker!

I ran to the house that was being robbed by her quickly. I didn't want the other cops thinking I have a relationship with her. But then I remembered my job, being a detective and a cop. I sigh. I saw her back facing me as she steals gold.

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, oh oh oh?

(And I can't even explain why)

It feels good to talk to her and I feel like I'm just talking to ________! But then it hurts so bad since she's a thief and she's the case I'm working on and besides, I like ________! Right? I can't even explain why.

My mind keeps saying,

"Run as fast as you can."

Troublemaker

I didn't know what to do. My mind keeps saying,

Run as fast as you can.

But she's a troublemaker! She's a thief! I walked to her slowly and I heard the cops going here.

I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back, oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker!

"I'm done." Was all you heard and was followed by a click. You jumped. "Al..." You mutter.

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Yo, that's it actually.

Hehe. I was thinking to make a part 2 of this. So...do you want a part 2? :3 And I think this was QUITE successful. So...

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