@WolfBird2627 .... :D HOPE IT IS OKAY... OAO Got this idea from a 9GAG photo! (I kept laughing) So this fanfic, um, is in Alfred's P.O.V. ^_^

There's bad words...some of it. And this will be short...

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Alfred's P.O.V.

I sigh as it was time to retire for the night. I hope _____ won't be mad. I hurry to the parking lot and started my car.

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I stop the car and opened the car door. I lock it and walked up to the stairs and ringed the bell. I looked at my wrist watch and panicked. It was almost 11! Shit! ____ will be-

The door opened and I look up to see ____ standing with a frown on her face. "Why so late again?" She asks in a sad voice, I frown back. I kiss her soft lips. "Turn it upwards." She knew what I was saying and sighs. She smiles.

"Next time you come home early, okay?" I lift her up with a big bright grin on my face and twirled her, she giggles. I kiss her face, jaw line and went back to kiss her forehead and lips.

"Of course." I say, didn't want to promise since sometimes I forget. She smiles bigger and hugs me tight. "You will be surprised when you come home." I raise my eyebrow at her and she giggles.

I smiled pervertedly and she glares at me, knowing what I was thinking. She hits my head and I pout. "That hurts." She rolls her eyes and walked upstairs. I followed behind.

"Is she asleep?" I whisper and she makes a 'duh' face, I laugh quietly. "Isn't it obvious since it's 11 in the night?" She matter-of-fact said. I pout again. She kisses my cheek and pushes me in the bathroom.

"Go change. I'm sleeepy~" She says as she rubs her heavy eyes. I smile and kiss her forehead. "Go sleep and I'll change." She nods and walked back to our room.

After I was done, I looked at her sleeping figure and laid beside her. I smile. "Goodnight, _____." She hums and I fell asleep.

-The Next Day-

I talked to my boss if I can get home early, since he knows I'm married, he understands. I sigh as I was done with work. I look at my wrist watch and saw it was 12 PM in the afternoon, I smiled, it was still early...

I guessed _____ already ate lunch and (child's name [she's a girl btw]) is surely still in school.

I heard my stomach growl. I looked at the side and saw McDonalds. I grin. "I think it wouldn't hurt ____ for me to eat first." I mutter and bought a burger with chicken and rice.

After I ate, I went back home. I looked at the door, looks like there was a note. I picked it up and there it said...

'Dear Al,

(Child's name) is still in school and right now I'm hiding inside the house...with a Nerf gun, since I remembered you liked this game so much. So here, a Nerf gun for you too.

The LOSER gets to be a slave. Get ready! >:)

Love,

________ <3'

I raise my eyebrow at the note and remembered the time we bought some. I smirk.

*Flashback*

I was waiting in the car for _____ since she said she was gonna buy some groceries. I sat quietly (Agreed poliiitely~! XD) and saw her walked out from the store

She smile at my direction and I saw her carying a paper bag with some...Yellow, green and orange stuff. She opened the door and smile at me. She put the paper bag at the back and she sat in front.

I look back and saw Nerf guns, my eyes sparkled and was about to touch it when she slapped my hand. "Ouch!" I soothingly rub my hand and she shook her head.

"That's for the orphanage remember??" Oh yeah, now I think about it...the orphanage wanted toys.. She asks with a frown and I smile, kisses her cheek. "Sorry, I just wanted to play it." She grins.

"Don't worry you will." I was confused but started driving towards the orphanage.

*Flashback ends*

I continued to smirk. I grabbed the gun and loaded it. I open the door and look around, it was quiet without my daughter and wife...

"_____~! Come out, come out! Don't tell me your a chicken~?" My smirk got wider as I say the last word, knowing she doesn't want to be call like that. I laugh as I hear her shout.

"Fuck you, Al! Just wait, damnit!" She was annoyed, that's for sure. I heard a noise from upstairs and I started walking towards it. "Tch, tch, tch. What happened to the sly and quiet ____?"

I hear a huff from the closet and I looked at it and opened it. She wasn't there. "On purpose, Al! And I'm still called that~!" She says in a singing voice.

Oh shit, a tra- "Ah!" I was tied. My arms and legs are. She laughs and came into the room in a dress, I wonder why she wasn't wearing any bullet proof vest, something like that.

She stuck out her tongue to me and was about to shoot when I smirked.

She shooted and I got free, since I let her shoot the rope. I rub my wrists and playfully grins at her. I point the gun at her while she did it to mine too.

"Well, that was fast. Should we end it already?" She asks in a innocent voice. I laugh but was cut off when I heard the school bus's honk. We both looked at the window and I smile.

I shot her.

She gasps. "Hey! That was cheating!" I grin. "All is fair, ____~!" She pouts and I didn't fell for it this time. I grab her gun and her wrist. I hid our guns under our bed and we went downstairs to greet our daughter.

(Child's name) smile at us and we both hugged her. "Welcome home, how was school?" ____ asks and (Child's name) shared to us what happened. We ate dinner and I remembered the note.

I looked at (Child's name). "Hey, (Child's nick name)? Do you want to go to your uncle Arthur?" I ask and she tilts her head. "What for daddy?" She asks and I pinch her cheek while ____ giggles.

I think of an excuse. "Well, me and your mom are going somewhere and we're going back tomorrow." I lied and she pouts, I sigh because she looks like her mother when she do that.

"Okay then." I sigh again but this time, relieved. I drop her off in Arthur's and he narrowed his eyes at me. I gave him the same excuse of a smile. He rolls his eyes.

I laugh and went back. I saw _____ washing the dishes. I wrap my arms around her waist. I nuzzle my nose on her neck. "Hmm, Al. What now?" I turn her around so he was facing me.

I smirk. "Be my slave tonight~" She blushes pure red. She kisses me on the lips and I kiss back.

"Ready?" I flashed a perverted smile as I carry her. She claps her hands. "Done and maybe." I laugh the whole way to our room and set her down while I hover her. "No maybes." She giggles as I kiss her.

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@WoldBird2627....Tell me if you want the lemon part of this. I'll do it XD Every one who requested. Tell me if you want a lemon... XD!!