Okay. I wanted to do another one...because it's my 100th part, like what the heck, that's so fast! AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING SLOW.

Oh gosh, that sounded weird.

Aaaaaaaanyway...you guys can ask me the next part <3 I'm serious, please ask me some things please and ask the countries too!. You guys can ask me about anything even my love life....and dammit it's true I have a lovelife but not as gf and bf because I'm only thirteen and I'm not really ready for a relationship. Why are we talking about this? Let's just get on with it!

Me: Okay, we're doing it same like we did before.

Vanniah: Again, that sounded weird.

Me: Please don't remind me. Anyway, I'm going to get a paper from the box that Vanniah's holding. And I'm going to answer the fellow countries'--

The Countries: QUESTIONS!

Me: And no fucking with me this time, no jokes okay?

Vanniah: OKAY THAT SOUNDED WEIRD I'M SO FUCKING DONE.

Me: OH MY GOD STOP REMINDING ME.

Vanniah: JUST DO IT.

Me: Don't go nike on me.

Vanniah: Whatever. *hands the box*

Me: *pulls out paper* *reads*

Who's your favorite country?

.......oh gosh that's hard.

Vanniah: It's either F--

Me: *glomps on Vanniah* NOOOOOOOOO.

Vanniah: OW! OR G--

Me: AASBDKJNAJKBHDIKJABKSKJANKJSNAKJLJNAALK.

Vanniah: .....you didn't---

Me: ABUDIJANIJBSNKJAKLNAIBJSDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM.

Vanniah: STOP, JUST STOP DUDE.

Me: Meh, okay. Just don't. I don't even know anymore. I will be the one saying it....

Me: *inhales* PROBABLYFRANCEORGERMANYIDKANYMOREORENGLANDORAMERICAUGHWTFIDK!

Vanniah: ....are you okay--

Me: ASDFGHJKL.

Vanniah: Damn you, just stop.

Me: NEXT QUESTION! *pulls a paper* *reads*

Who fucked who?

Me: *spits tea that just magically appeared*

Dafuq did I just read.

What the hell.

Oh my god.

Who said that.

OH MY GOSH WHO?! *turns to the countries*

WHO?!

Countries: *silent*

Me: I AIN'T MAD, I PROMISE. I'M JUST ASK--

Lichenstein: *slowly raises hand* M...me?...

Switzerland: *falls down*

Me and Vanniah: Oh...my....

Me: GLOB! HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW THAT.

*shakes Switzerland's unconscious body*

YOU DISGRACE OF A BROTHER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY INNOCENT LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE--

Vanniah: CALM DOWN JUST ANSWER. AND SWITZY DID NOTHIN OKAY!

Me: *pants* Um......Who fucked who, right? I guess Spain fucked Roma. *shrugs* That's easy, I can just replace the names like Germany fucked Italy--oh wait, Russia fucked China!--wait, wait...Prussia fucked Canada!

Canada: *squirms* I'm quite uncomfortable, Vannah-chan....

Me: ....*smirks* You like it.

Canada: *blushes hard* N-No! I-I mean...it's just that you keep saying profanity and--and I know it's true--ah...wait...oh my god. *hides face*

Me: PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Prussia: *blushes and scratches neck nervously*

Germany: *narrows eyes* Bruder....

America: Oh my god....my BROTHER GOT LAID BEFORE ME. BUT I DUNNO WHEN DID YOU DO IT, CANADA?!

Me: HOLY COW WHAT HAHAHAHAHA! XD

Vanniah: -.- Vannah, stop. Just get another sheesh.

Me: Okay. Okay. I'm calm.....(pffffft, like hell yeah I am). *pulls out a paper and reads it*

Vannah-san, what is your favorite anime?

Me: Oh? This is quite interesting...

Well....is it only one? I mean, it's quite hard...and today, I just keep on reading fan fictions because I'm always busy whenever I want to watch Anime....so I read the manga. Buuuuuut...I think Haikyuu. I love it. Men playing volleyball? CHECK! Or Kamisama Hajimemashita 2....yeah, I love that so much. JUST KISS AKJBSBJKANJKKNJS. YESH.

Does that answer it?

Japan: *nods feverishly*

Me: Lol okay. Another one! *pulls out a paper and reads it*

Burger or fries?

Me: ....

America: Hey, that's mine!

Me: .....

America: Hey, answer!

England: How about add scones so it'll be easy?

Me: I'MSORRYBUTICHOOSEBURGER.

Vanniah: I love fries, unlike her.

Me: McDo fries tend to get cold after just a few minutes and I'll be like, "Elk."

Romano: What the fuck? Then just get a tomato sauce! (And what the hell is "Elk"?)

England: ...how about sco--

France: NON!

England: *glares at France*

France: Just shhhh, Anglettere.

England: I hate you, you stupid frog.

France: I hate you too, black sheep.

*England starts to squeeze France's neck while France keeps on grabbing England's arms*

Me: Guys, no PDA please.

Vanniah and America: *snickers*

France and England: *stops and glares at Vannah* *eventually moves away from each other*

Me: Anyway....--

Vanniah: NEXT! *pulls out paper and reads*

What's your OTP, BROTP, NOTP? Oh and favorite Incest along with least like Incest ship.

Me: In Hetalia?

Well...Only one--

Hungary: YES.

Me: O.o UMMM okay.

OTP....that's hard. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

Hungary: ANSWER!

Me: CHILL!

Maybe PruCan or Spamano or FrUK....

Hungary: Okay...BROTP?!

Me: MAIGASH WAIT!

AHM AHM I SHIP INCEST SO IDK. LOL. Maybe America and....Canada. Yup. I'm going to say the Incest now. Okay, my favorite Incest has got to be Germancest. I'm sorry, I don't know why, but I really like it. Gosh, I'm guilty. Anyway, next? My least favorite Incest ship......America and Canada....yeaaaaah.

Hungary: NOTP?!

Me: ....I don't have one.

Countries: WTF.

Me: I'm serious....WAIT.

Hungary: WHAT WHAT WHAT

Me: I THINK SEYCHELLES X FRANCE OR ENGLAND.

I LOVE SEYCHELLES BUT NO I DONT SHIP HER WITH FRANCE AND ENGLAND.

Seychelles: O.O Vannah, it's okay.... ;-;

Me: ;-;

Vanniah: *slaps Vannah* Just read another one.

Me: Fine! *pulls out another and reads it*

What do you read in your free time?

Me: Oh? Well...when I'm in the mood for fluff, I'm not so desperate to search but yeah, I'll still search and read some fluffy fanfictions, mostly Yaoi. If I'm in the mood to read a lemon, totes desperate because...why not? Anyway, I read lemons when I think the couple is just too cute to be true. Lol. I read Doujinshis too. And I read published books. Weird, I know. I usually don't read traditional books, more on Wattpad books. As for the doujinshi, it's full of lemons so there's no escaping it.

Me: Okay, someone just asked me when's my birthday and sorry to break it up to you....

My birthday was last Tuesday. September 22. I got so much notifications of, "hbd shit"--as what I call it. Not much gifts, but I don't care.

Vanniah: She's 13 now....*narrows eyes at England*

England: STILL A CHILD--

Me: OH HELL NAW. I AINT NO CHILD NO MOAR. I AM A TEENAGER! A. TEEN. AGER. I'M THIRTEEN SO SHADDUP!

England: ....you should be at least--

Me: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN--

Germany: JA JA JA JA JA--

Me: DON'T GERMANY. DON'T.

Italy: Ve~!!

Vanniah: *facepalms*

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--real commercial break--

If you want to get to know Vannah better...

You better ask. Duh.

By the super awesome 2P of hers.

---COMMERCIAL BREAK DONE---

Vanniah: And we're back! Welcome to CAMT. Countries Asking Me (Vannah) Things! So far, it's been really busy--

Me: IT'S MINE.

China: IT'S MINE ARU!

Russia: Vannah please let go...

Me: BUT-BUT-BUT IT'S SO CUTE.

China: WELL IT'S FROM MY TERRITORY--

Vanniah: GUYS SHUT UP.

Russia: *smiles creepily at Vanniah*

Vanniah: *glares at him*

Me: ...I'm scared.

China: M-Me too, aru...

Russia: *smiles towards China* China, let's get outta here, da?

China: Wha--

Russia: *carries China to the sunset*

Me: ....

Vanniah: ....

America: YO GUYS! I HAVE A Q--

Me: *reads a random one*

What's your favorite beverage?

Huh.

Maybe Iced Tea.

Because Iced Tea is life. Iced Tea is love. I dunno whether that was wrong or not--whatever.

Australia: How about favorite song?

Me: Hmmmm. That's hard. I listen to too many songs....I guess "Stars (Feel You Here)" by MandoPony. Because it is so fab, I think I might use it to one of my fanfictions....or fiction stories. Oh and "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran. That I'll be doing a fic about. Love it. Go Ed Sheeran! Not a fan much, but meh. Oh, and "True" by Spandau Ballet. And "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel, though I prefer Glee's version. *sighs dreamily* Grant Gustin <3 and "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5 but then I like Glee's version better ( and again....GRANT GUSTIN MY LOVE)

Australia: O.O Wow.

Me: You got me riled up. Sorry.

England: Favorite Authors in Real Life?

Me: ....no one. Not even John Green. I don't read his books. Sorry...but wait! TONY ABBOT! HE WROTE "THE COPERNICUS LEGACY" AND I LOVE IT. Oh and Rachel Roberts. She wrote, "Avalon" And I love it too. OH AND RAINBOW ROWELL!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR CARRY ON OMFG. And ummmmmmmmmmmmmm. That's practically it, lol.

England: *does not know those books* O-ok...

Vanniah: Most favorite non-homo ship?

Me: Wtf. Well...it's not Hetalia then.

It would be Amuto. I love that ship until now. *pulls out another one*

Did you ever masturbathe?

Me: Wtf is this. Who the hell put this in here?!

I'M NOT ANSWERING THIS IS--UGH WTF.

Vanniah: Keep calm and carry on.

Me: YAS. *pulls out another one and reads*

If you were accepted in The Voice, who would you pick as your coach?

Me: I've been dying for this question. Tell you, I'm bad at singing so I won't be picked, LOL. BUT...TOTES BLAKE OR ADAM. My bbies. XD

Vanniah: I like Adam more. *hands a paper*

Me: Meh, okay. *reads*

Jackunzel or Jelsa or Janna?

Me: ....JELSA FOR THE WIN NAE NAE.

Vanniah: wtf. I like Jackun--

Me: BECAUSE FLYNN X PUNZIE FOREVS! AND KRISTANNA FOREVS! VANNIAH, NO.

Vanniah: YES JACKUNZEL

Me: NO. YES JELSA.

Vanniah: NO. YES JACKUN--

Poland: Oh my gosh! Just go with, like, Janna! Sheesh!

Me and Vanniah: *looks at each other* *looks at Poland* NO!

Vanniah: Stop being a banana.

Me: *GASPS* YOU DID NOT INSULT MY ANCESTORS!

Vanniah: SO WHAT IF I DID

Me: IT'S YOUR ANCESTORS TOO YOU MADDA--

Vanniah: IT'S NOT REAL, GOSH! IT'S JUST SOME STUPID NICKNAME FOR YOU.

Me: *hurt* *crais* *goes to the corner*

Vanniah: Dammit, I'm going to answer for her.

Countries: speechless.

Vanniah: What?

Countries: NOTHING.

Vanniah: What if you were locked up in a place with someone, who do you want to be that someone?

I'm guessing her answer. Grant--

Me: GRANT GUSTIN MY BBY! OR UNDERTAKER <3

Italy: Are you okay, Ve~?

Vanniah: No--

Me: YES!

Vanniah: *looks down* That's it.

Me: What no

NONONONONONONONONO

NEIN!

Vanniah: Chill, there's always tomorrow.

Philippines: MAY BUKAS PA! SA IYONG BUUUUUUUHAAAY! (THERE'S STILL TOMORROW! IN YOUR LIFE!)

Me: Oh gods. Odin, please.

Netherlands: ....We don't understand it.

Spain: I do~

America: I do, too! Yo, it's kinda unclear though....

Japan: Since Piri-chan sucks at singing. *snickers*

Philippines: WHAT?! YOU'RE SO MEAN, JAPAN-SAN!

England: I cannot relate.

France: *shrugs* I'm used to it.

Me: ....guys--

Romano: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Philippines: Roma! España es ser malo!

Romano: España....*glares at Spain*

Spain: What? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING MEAN!

Romano: *drags the Spaniard away*

Me: Heh. Okay. Guys. Seriously, stop.

Countries: Aw, okay!

America: BYE DUDES!

Me: Wait, WHA--

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