Warnings- I'm probably going to include at least one cuss word in each chapter =_=

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Your idiot best friend had challenged you to an impossible task.

"I can do anything!!" You yelled as you and Turkey walked to the place where the 'challenge' was taking place.

"We'll see about that, (C/n)." Turkey smirked and stopped in front of... Greece's place?

You cocked your head in confusion. "Uhh... Turkey leg? What are doing at Greece's house?"

"I told you to stop calling me that!!" He glared at you then turned towards the front door. "Anyways, your challenge is to wake up Greece!"

You threw your head back laughed out loud (lol). "What the literal fuck! Everyone can do this!"

Grabbing a hair pin from your hair, you stuck it in the key hole thingy.

When it successfully unlocked, you and Turkey walked (more like burst) into the cat-infested place known as Greece's house.

"Holy shit..." Turkey breathed.

"HOLY-- TURKEY LOOK AT THIS KITTY!!" You held a grey cat in his face.

He looked at you weirdly and lightly pushed the cat away. "Um... I'll go look for Greece..." with that he walked away kinda quickly in your opinion.

After a while of cuddling with the many, many cats, Turkey came back to tell you be found him.

"I'll be back, my people." You promised, then followed your best friend to a room upstairs.

There, you found Greece sleeping on his stomach on a huge bed with a pile of cats on him.

"Too... KAWAII!!" You screeched and the all the cats jumped like, ten feet in the air and ran out.

"Well, that took care of the cat problem." Commented Turkey.

You blinked. "How did that not wake him up?"

"I told you it's a challenge." He walked over to a chair and sat down, obviously he thought this was going to take a while.

You crouched down to Greece's ear and took a deep breath. "GREECE WAKE UP!!!" You screeched.

Not even a single finger twitch.

Pouting, you sat down on his back and reached for his curls.

Turkey quickly stood up. "Ah, I wouldn't do that if I were you." He clearly looked worried.

"Oh, um, alright." You put your hands on his back and waited for an idea to come to you.

"I have the solution!!" You glanced at Turkey. "Your about to have twenty bucks less, Turkey leg."

He rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Suuurrrre,"

"HEY GREECE, TURKEY'S STEALING ALL YOUR CATS!!!"

Suddenly- before anyone could understand what was happening- Greece immediately shoved you off and launched himself at Turkey, who was unfortunately sitting behind a window, so they went crashing out of it and most likely fell on some of Greece's poor, unsuspecting cats.

Standing up and rubbing your bottom, you walked over the shards of glass and looked out the now broken window.

"Ohhh... um, I-I'll call 911!! ...crap."

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