Warning: Swears and stuff. I mean, this is Romano we're talking about. XD

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You and Romano were taking a stroll around town, since you were bored.

The two of you were talking about whatever came up in your mind.

Well, more like you were doing all the talking.

Romano was just nodding and muttering yup's, mm-hmm's, and such.

"So then she says, 'maybe you should quiet down, sweetie.' I was all like, 'what the fudge?!' Because I didn't even know her, y'know?"

You glance at Romano as he grunts his usual "sure," to make sure he was listening.

"Then I say-WHOA ROMA WATCH OUT!!" You scream and shove him off the sidewalk and onto the grass, causing you to land on his back.

He scrambled to get up and you simply rolled off his back.

"What the hell was that for, idiota?!" Romano faced you with a very angry and flushed face.

You pointed to a sidewalk crack aggressively (lol wut). "You were about to step on that crack! DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MOMMA'S BACK, ROMA?!"

"Wh- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?!" He shouted, standing up quickly.

Standing up also (by clutching onto Romano's clothes for help), you replied, "uh, haven't you ever heard of 'stepping on the cracks breaks your momma's back?'"

"No! Who told you that stupid shit?!" Romano said/yelled and shook his head furiously.

Walking on back on the sidewalk and ahead of him, you jumped over the cracks. "The Bad Touch Trio,"

You heard a frustrated sigh and turned around to see Romano following you- and much to your pleasure- stepping over the sidewalk cracks.

"D'ya believe in all of the crap that comes out of their mouths?" He huffed and caught up to you.

You nodded cheerfully. "Yup~ like when Francis and Gilbert informed me about your little crush on Antonio~"

Seeing his blushing face, you laughed and poked him.

Romano attempted to stop you from poking him. Keyword: attempted. "Sh-SHUT UP, (Y/N)!!"

Not noticing where he was walking because he was trying to stop you, he stepped on a sidewalk crack.

You suddenly stopped, gasped loudly, and pointed to the foot that was currently on a crack. "ROMANO, NO!!"

Falling to the ground dramatically and in slow-motion (as it seemed to you), you raised your arms and head to the sky and screamed at the top of your lungs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Romano sighed. "Why did I even decide to walk with you? I should know by now that shit like this happens all the time..." he muttered.

Glancing back at you (who was now rolling on the grass, with multiple grass stains), he shook his head almost sadly. "But you are kinda my best friend..."

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WHOO! How was that? I personally liked this a lot. ^w^

Thanks for reading!!

Oh, and sorry for mentioning Spamano (if you don't like the ship).