Note-Allies X Fem!England!Reader X BTT (This means The Allies & the BTT, minus England, well since you're England. Canada is part of the Allies.) And the history dates mentioned in this are all things I looked up.

Hello, my name is Arthur Kirkland. Well that's the lie I tell everyone. My real name is Y/N Kirkland. And I'm not a man, I'm a woman. I'm the personification of the former British Empire which is now called England or Britain, whichever one you prefer. Why do I continue to do this? Pretend to be something I'm not? Oh that's right, I had really missed the times when I could run around in boys clothes and not be judged. But as times changed mummy said that I had to act like a proper lady. When mummy had faded and I got older I had found a potion that allowed me to look like a man. But I knew that looking like a man wasn't enough I had to act like one as well. So I changed my personality. And that caused me to do many things that I somewhat regret.

One time I had went through a Pirate Phase in the 1600's, that allowed me to have a very high alcohol tolerance (Hey it's my story, just go with it). I had made Francis my rival during the battle with Jeanne of Arc in the 1430's. On May 30, 1431 Joan of Arc was burned to the stake. That time I had really pissed off Francis. It was not my idea to burn her to a stake like a witch, I tried to tell her to listen to the Pope, but like a headstrong woman, like me, she refused. That was all blasted Cardinal of Winchester's doing, he even burned her a second time while I stood there in shock. I never laid a finger on Joan but Francis blames me for her death, because I did nothing. Because I was weak and afraid.

I had met my 'little brother' Alfred F. Jones, the personification of America in the 1790's. I had to fight against the personification of France, a perverted man named Francis, to keep him with me. But I failed, causing me to be upset. But in the end Alfred chose me over the frog. I had purposely messed up all of my cooking to not show that I was a woman, especially around Francis. He'd probably would try to get in my pants. I had went to Europe for some important business and when I came back I saw that Alfred had became a full grown man. He was taller than me when I was a man.

And that's not the worst of it. The years 1775-1783 were the worst years of my life, eight years of fighting. Who knew that the Stamp Act of 1765, the Townshend Tariff's of 1767, and the Tea Act of 1773 would cause a rift between me and Alfred. Who knew that the Boston Massacre would be the thing that caused up to an eight year war? But that was not the thing that hurt me the most. Near the end of the war I had a clear chance to shoot Alfred and end it all, but I couldn't pull the trigger. I gave up and gave him the independence he wanted. After I gave him independence Alfred told me "You used to be great." That is something I knew was true. And I still think is true to this day. 

So I came home from another stressful meeting courtesy of that bloody French perverted Frog, Francis, and my former little brother, Alfred! The Frog kept on saying about how women just love him and how he could feel the 'sexual tension coming off of me'. Well I'm a woman and I don't love him, in fact I despise him. And he honestly has no business in my sex life. 

And Alfred? He kept on shouting about how he was the Hero! Honestly he would be my 'hero' if he could shut up and know that he's acting like a child when he should be acting like the grown adult he is. I taught him better than this. No one knows that I'm a woman, well Hungary and Poland know, but they promised to keep my secret. And my brothers, I threatened to castrate them if they told anyone my secret.

So after the meeting I went to my home and I allowed the Gender Switching potion to wear off making my masculine body turn feminine once again. I head upstairs to change out of the slightly baggy military uniform into a more comfortable outfit. After I did that I put my hair into a loose ponytail. (Outfit below is what you are wearing)

"Hullo Flying Mint Bunny. How are you?" I ask my magical friend. "Hello Y/N! It's good to see you back. Ooh, stressful meeting, huh?" she asks. "Yes, even worse than usual. How could you tell?" I ask. "Well for one your hair is let down in a loose ponytail, which you always style you're hair when you have a stressful day or meeting. What stressed you out?" FMB says. "It was that bloody French Frog and stupid burger eater. Hmm, today is cleaning day. Have my brothers been here?" I ask FMB as I look at the table full of dirty dishes. "Yeah, they left about an hour ago." FMB says. "Damn them. They need to learn to clean up after themselves. I'm their sister, not their maid." I mutter under my breath. I grab the empty beer mugs and I put them in the sink. Rolling up my sleeves I grab my phone and I started my playlist of my favorite songs I love as I begin to wash the dishes. (Note! These are some of the songs that are actually on my playlist on YouTube. Please don't judge.)

"3" By Britany Spears

"Misery" by Maroon 5 (It's a good song)

"Sexy , Naughty , Bitchy" by Tata Young

"Adios" by Ricky Martin

"Walkashame" by Meghan Trainor

"Immortal/Centuries" by Fallout Boy (Fallout Boy mash up)

"Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

"D.N.A" by Little Mix

"Classic" by MTKO

"Cinderella" also by Tata Young

"Setting Yourself Up for Sarcasm" by Get Scared

"There's Nothing holding me back" by Shawn Mendes

I put the songs on shuffle and the English version of Adios by Ricky Martin started playing. I put on my headphones on and begin to clean, and also dance while singing. Hey don't judge me.

"Just give me a chance for final romance. I'm not a judging man. Your love is so advanced,you got me begging on my knees and my hands. You got me so stressed, it's hard to forget how to seduce in English.

 Baby I want you bad. So why do you make it so hard to say yes? You, you, you got me feeling like I don't know if I wanna stay, if I wanna go. I think I've lost all my control. You got me feeling loco. Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios (Hello, we have to follow God).

Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love. Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios. Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love. My heart's on the floor. Thirsty for more. I promise I'll walk out the door. Just give me one last pour,drowning my sorrows in whiskey shots. Wish I could say no, wish I could just go. But you got my sentimento.

 Goddamn, I want you bad. If you want me to say, baby just let me know. You, you, you got me feeling like I don't know,if I wanna stay, if I wanna go. I think I've lost all my control. You got me feeling loco. Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios. Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love.

Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios. Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love. Adios! I'm going loco. Baby don't you know I'm going loco? You got me feel crazy I don't know,if I should stay, if I should go. Loco. Baby don't you know I'm going loco? You got me feel crazy I don't know,if I should stay, but I have to go. Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios. Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love. Adios! Hola hay que seguir a Dios. Got me going loco. Loco, loco, loco. Crazy for your love. Adios!" I sang. Yes I do know a bit of Spanish but I don't want anyone to get any ideas. Especially Hungary and Japan. Those two like to ship people together. Mostly me with Francis or Alfred. I don't want them to get started on trying to ship me with Antonio. Ugh! Just the thought of those idiots gets me upset. I change the song that was playing to There's nothing holding me back by Shawn Mendes.

"I wanna follow where she goes. I think about her and she knows it. I wanna let her take control. 'Cause everytime that she gets close, yeah. She pulls me in enough to keep me guessing. And maybe I should stop and start confessing. Confessing, yeah!

Oh, I've been shaking. I love it when you go crazy. You take all my inhibitions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. You take me places that tear up my reputation. Manipulate my decisions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. There's nothing holding me back. There's nothing holding me back. She says that she's never afraid,just picture everybody naked. She really doesn't like to wait. Not really into hesitation. Pulls me in enough to keep me guessing. And maybe I should stop and start confessing. Confessing, yeah!

Oh, I've been shaking. I love it when you go crazy. You take all my inhibitions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. You take me places that tear up my reputation. Manipulate my decisions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. There's nothing holding me back. 'Cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far. I know we'd be alright, I know we would be alright. If you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark. I know we'd be alright, I know we would be alright.

'Cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far. But I know we'd be alright, I know we would be alright. If you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark. I know we'd be alright, I know we would be alright. Oh, I've been shaking. I love it when you go crazy. You take all my inhibitions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. You take me places that tear up my reputation. Manipulate my decisions. Baby, there's nothing holding me back. There's nothing holding me back. I feel so free when you're with me, baby. Baby, there's nothing holding me back!" I sang. I then heard clapping and a familiar laugh from a certain frog startling me causing the frying pan to slip out of my hand hitting Francis on his head. I smile as I heard a satisfying thunk when the frying pan hit his head. As much as I didn't want to turn around he was starting to annoy me with that laugh. "Idiot! You don't startle someone when they are doing something!" I yell at him. "I apologize mon cher. I didn't mean to scare a woman as beau as you. Aucune rose ne peut se comparer à votre beauté ( No rose could compare to your beauty)" Francis says kissing my hand. 'Why is he flirting with- Oh, that's right. He doesn't recognize me since I don't look like Arthur. This should be fun.' I think.

France's POV

I had planned on visiting the Black Sheep so I could annoy him and to hinder whatever he was doing. I had managed to get into his house when I heard a girl singing. I had noticed that it was coming from the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and saw a girl so beautiful I thought she was an angel. She was singing some American song and was dancing as well. I seemed to have startle her when I clapped making the dish in her hand to hit me on my head. "Idiot! You don't startle someone when they are doing something!" she yells at me. "I apologize mon cher. I didn't mean to scare a woman as beau as you. Aucune rose ne peut se comparer à votre beauté ( No rose could compare to your beauty)" I apologize kissing her hand. "Blithering idiot." she mumbles under her breath.

 'So she's one of the Black Sheep's people? No matter, I can win her heart quite easily.' I think. "What do you want you stupid Frenchie?" she says. "I had came to see the Black sheep but he is not here." I say. "You looking for Arthur? He's not here, he went out an hour ago. Wait a tick. You're France! You are not welcome is this house!" she says starting to push me to the door. "How do you know that I'm France?" I ask. "Arthur told me all about you. In fact he's my mentor. He's teaching me magic. So unless you're here for tea and scones I suggest you leave at once." she says. 'So the poor girl has already been around Arthur too much. I'll need some help showing her reality.' I think. "I apologize for interrupting you. I shall come back another day. Au revoir mon cher." I say as I kiss her hand.

Y/N's POV

 I watched as Francis leaves. Once gone I let out a sigh of relief that I didn't know I was holding. I sat in my chair and held my head in my hands. "Thank Rome he's gone FMB. I almost panicked and revealed my secret." I mumble. "What you need is some relaxation. Why don't you throw a slumber party with your friends?" FMB suggests. "That's not a bad idea. I'll call the girls." I say already dialing Hungary's number.

So what do you guys think? Please vote and comment if you want part two. A/N- this will be a story on my other account Undertale131