ATTEMPT TO CREATE NORMAL INTRO, IS FAILING BUT DOESN'T CARE :D

I need to get someone else to do intros, Im not good at them X3 (I be Kiku J. :3)

Oh well, no one pointed them out yet, so Imma just put the song of the week~

https://youtu.be/LkbcbW_C_38

Matthew had to skip a bunch of Vocaloid songs before we got this :3

IPOD, COME ON. WRONG FANDOM.

Anyways, here's Romano with the Delicious Tomato song, or Buono Tomato. It's majestic!

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Here's our character of the week~

I don't know why, but I feel like talking about my lord and savior Doitsu XD

Germany: known as the hardworking and serious leader of the Axis. Probably the second most memorable thing about Germany is how he ended up taking care of Italy when he first met him as a 'tomato box fairy'. Enough about Italy, this is GERMANY'S time to shine! (shine bright)

Germany also likes to make sweets, read, and walk his dogs, and what about his wurst and beer? In the anime, when Germany placed Japan on a diet, he refused to drink his beer, thinking that it was unfair if he can do whatever while Japan is forced to give up his favorite foods. When Germany turned beer away, it worried both Prussia and Italy. If Germany doesn't take the offer of beer, it's time to be worried.

Germany is a rather pessimistic person, and he does not let mistakes be dismissed easily. He has an unreasonable boss - hm, that reminds me of Japan's boss. Some popular ships that include Germany are GerIta, Germancest, and Germany/Japan (I didn't know about this one till now :3).

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This week, our interview is from TheAnimeDoll , the first wattpadder who was recommended by someone!

1) First of all, who is your favorite character in Hetalia?
"Italy (:"

2) Who do you relate to most in Hetalia?
"America"

3) What is your biggest OTP if any and why?
"My OTP is Italy and Germany. I love it because they're just a really cute couple and love them?"

4) What is your NoTP if any?
"I don't have one. I'm positive:)"

5) Would you rather be raised by the Axis or the Allies?
"Axis"

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Before we get to our ship of the week, we are going to do something a little bit different!

You know how this is a magazine? And you know how magazines work?

Just in case you don't~ sure, magazine has things that are published every week (or for every publish), but they can also have some other kinds of stupid stuff (I dunno, explaining things is hard XD)

ANYWAYS, Matthew had the beautiful idea of having a poll about which brother-duo-thing is the greatest!

This week, our two choices are either the Italy brothers~ North Italy and Romano/South Italy, or the Germany brothers~ Germany and Prussia.

So, vote for thing! We will count up your votes for next week! :3

Italy Brothers~ North Italy and Romano/South Italy
Germany Brothers~ Germany and Prussia

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You know how in the beginning of this magazine, we will do both real and crack ships?

Yeah, we're doing a crack ship :3

We say what is a crack ship if the two characters barely have any canon moments together and by simply from how it sounds like.

So this week, we're doing Sweden and Japan, or SuPan!

SuPan...Sweden and Japan... I don't know if that this ship has any moments together at all, honestly.

Since this is a crack ship, I don't really have anything to say, so here are the opinions!

Opinions~

Kiku J.~ This crack ship came to my mind when Matthew, Roderich and I were walking in the halls talking derpily, and it sounded like a combination of the accents of Sweden and Japan XD According to Matthew, there is fan art with this ship, so some people probably ship it, but Im sure they have their own reason for it. I actually like to think of crack ships, 'cause it amuses me how derpy things can get between the two :3 But I'm still a hardcore shipper of my actual ships that I ship :3

Matthew~ Why. Legit. Not why with a question mark. just.... why. what is one's reasoning for shipping that? I don't even know. Since this is a no trashing ships zone, I'm sorry for anyone who may ship it (the very few of you) and just... broaden your horizons, children. Broaden them and search... there are more ships out there.

Roderich~ Ah yes. SuPan. I've actually come across this some times before on the wonderful internet XD But I don't really know what to say about it........um, words XD I enjoy looking for crack ships with Kiku and I don't hate, so if you ship this, that's cool :3 So yah. Do what makes you happy, people ;D

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Now it's time for our fact of the week!

"Austria and Hungary were married at one point, and still remain close friends and allies." ~Brought to you by Matthew, the person in charge of facts who gave me enough facts for months in about 5-10 minutes.

For people who ship AusHun, here's a thing for you :3

A lot of people talk about France having marriage papers floating around, but as far as I know, Austria was legally married to Hungary at one point as well as Spain *cough Habsburg cough*

Crack ship, Austria X France ~Kiku J.

But I think that's enough crack shipping for this week. Have a GREAT life!