Denmark: *singing let it go*

Phone: Beeeeeeep

NORWAY DRESS UP IN AN ELSA COSTUME IN FRONT OF DENMARK
-@Badwriter2016

Norway: Oh Hell No

Denmark: FUCK YEAH

Norway: NOPE NOT HAPPENING

Denmark: come on please

Norway: no

Denmark: PLE- *evil smirk* *walks up to Norway and whispers in his ear* what about if * **** **** *** ******* *** **** ****** ** **** ***

Norway: *eyes open wide* ADMIN GET ME THAT DRESS NOW, RIGHT NOW

Admin: *falls from roof* OK I HAVE THE DRESS NOW PUT IT ON AND I'LL FUCK A BANANA

Norway: THANK *runs away to put on dress*

...

Denmark: wait did you just say you would fuck a ba-

Admin: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU- OH LOOK IT'S NORWAY I HAVE TO GO *Falls to hell*

Norway: *blushes*

Denmark: *blushes*

France: *blushes*

Denmark: ;-;

Norway: ;-;

France: *explodes into glitter*

Denmark: ;-;

Norway: ;-;

I is 200% writer