This gets bad. BAD.

Alright! Long time no see, this request is from @NekoBurger.
"I dare the Beilshmidt brothers to dress up as the Schuyler sisters. Gilbert as Eliza, Ludwig as Angelica, and Gilbird as Peggy." Sounds fun!

Author: Alright, so we have practiced the song a little bit with them, they have their lyrics written down, now it's time to shine you two! Since Burr was not chosen, Alfred will have to fill in!

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America: There's nothing rich folks love more than sneakin' down town and slummin' it with the poor! They pull up in their carriages and gawk at the students from the collage just to watch them talk, is that right, Y.O.L.O! Take Phillip Schuyler, the man is loaded! But, uh oh! His daughters, Gilbert, Ludwig, Gilbird are sneakin' to the city just to watch all the guys at-

China&Japan who were forced into this: Work/Work, Work/Work, aru...

Germany: LUDwiG!!!!

Prussia: GilBERt!

Gilbird: *Probably sexual chirping*

Germany&Prussia&Gilbird: THE GODDAMN BEILSHMIDT BRUDERZ!

Ludwelica: LuDErINA?

Gilbertina: GILIzA!

Gilbird: *Saying Tom, I Think*

Poor Romano: Work...

America in the background: This is shitty already!

And Gilbird: *Chirpping*

Ludouis: Vatti Doesn't haVE TO KNOW, BITCH!

Gilbird: *Chipping and most likely planning to kill everyone*

Prussian Albino: JUST GO THEN! I DIDN'T WANT YOU HERE ANYWAYS!

Ludbirt: LoOk AROunD, LooK ArOUnD ThE REvoLouTioNs HapPiNG iN NeW MunIch!

Probably Those Who Are StILL Reading: New Munich..? Luderina?! Shit...

Gilbirdie: *Birb noises*

Gilberetta: People aRE FUC-SHOUTING IN THAT SQUAre!

Only Sane Person Here: *Chirp chirp, bitch*

Ludrelica:NeW IDeaS In ThE sQauRe?! Look arouNd! LooK ArOUND!

Gilbert.: Ludwig, remind me what we're looking for~ ;)))

HetaliaBoys: SHE'S FuCkiNg LooKinG FoR Me!

Ludwig, bitch.: Nah, fam, I'm lookin' for a bOY AT WORK! I'M LOOKIN' FOR MY BOY AT WORK! I'M LOOKIN' FOR FELI WORKIN'!

Gilberto and Louis: WOOOAOAOAIHAHAHHHHH!

'Murica!: Wheeeeeeeeeew! There's nothin' like summer in the city, someone in a rush meets someone lookin' pretty. Excuse me, miss! I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your daddy's got money~! Why you slummin' in the city, in your fancy heels? You're searchin' for an urchin who can givE YOU IDEALS?!

Ludwurst: BiTch, you DisGUst me!

Alfredo: Ah, but you discussed me! I'm a trust fund, baby you can trust me!~

Lulu: I'VE BeeN ReAdinG CommOn Sense bY- ugh! These voice cracks. Lemme try again. CUT!

Ludwig: I've been reading common sense by yo papa, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane! You want a revolution? I want fuckin' Feli! So, listen to my declaration!

The German Ladies: We Hold These 'L' signs to Look super Cool, While The Author Uses Caps lOCK NONSTOP!  So, wHEN I FUCK ALL THE MEN, IMMA KEEP THEM ALL TO MYSELF! JA!

Ludbitch and Fuckbert: WELP! Just look around! LOOk ArOunD FuckerS At HoW LuckY wE ArE to be aLiVe riGht N-OH, LOOK AT FELI'S BO-UM. LOok ARouND At ThESE MoFO's HavIn' FUn RIghT NOw! HISTORY IS HAPpeNing in man-uh, Munich aND WE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN ThE GreAtEst City IN ThE WorLd! WAIT, SHIT I AM THE WORLD!

The same brothers we started with: So, now I'm just repeatin' the beat and tune that was playin' before. You may want Gilbert's body or Ludwig's. You want to have sex? You might regret it later, so listen to the thing I'm 'bout to say. I've been learnin' how to make no goddamn sense, so that's why this is all so random.

Idc anymore: LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS! THIS STUPID SONG IS FINALLY DONE! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU NEVER REQUESTED THIS GODDAMN DARE! HAH, I DON'T BLAME YOU! I'D want TO CRY IF I WERE YOU!

Blonde boy.: Ludcockblock

Albino Rhino: Gilfuckshitup

Probably The Best Character Here, Give It up for: Gilbird.

All: The Beilshmidt sisters. Why are we single? Tell us, please?! I'm so lonelyyy!

Those guys: In the greatest country, Wait, What about me?! Uh, what? I suppose I forgot 'bout that.

There you be. A request has been finished.